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LOL teacher sends her sex tapes to 5th graders
Zarpheous (United States) 354 Posts. Joined 09-26-2008.
07-03-2009 10:20 AM

She should keep her job...


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee8_1246589206

 
 
 

wwe_freak_88 (United States) 3,336 Posts. Joined 12-02-2006.
07-04-2009 12:17 AM - In reply to

 heard about this earlier today


JMcKW (United Kingdom) 821 Posts. Joined 03-20-2008.
07-04-2009 12:28 AM - In reply to

EM BEE EN.

rigged that this didn't happen to me


tek85 (United States) 673 Posts. Joined 09-14-2005.
07-04-2009 7:55 AM - In reply to

TMLMS13: 

back door sluts 9




BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!?!?!?!!!!

moses rob (United States) 3,899 Posts. Joined 05-25-2006.
07-04-2009 1:57 PM - In reply to

someone find this vid asap.

TMLMS13 11,582 Posts. Joined 12-18-2005.
07-05-2009 12:50 AM - In reply to

Stan: Oh hey guys, uh. We were just about to come home. We had to return the video.
Randy: A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's some things we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. [the boys are stunned] Uh this is called "sixty-ninety" and it's normal.
Sharon: See boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it... feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.
Sheila: That's right, but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a bunsicle.
Gerald: Now, on to double penetration, boys. You see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice.
 
Randy: That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting.
Sheila: It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other.
Randy: Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it.
Gerald: Okay boys. Do you have any questions? [the boys are still stunned, but one of them finally speaks]
Stan: ...Wwow. [another long moment of stunned silence]


jcpeace (United States) 4,465 Posts. Joined 06-05-2007.
07-05-2009 12:58 AM - In reply to

Randy: "Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it. "

LOL love this


Kidd_Deuce (United States) 59 Posts. Joined 12-26-2006.
07-08-2009 12:29 PM - In reply to

moses rob: 
someone find this vid asap.


This. I am really surprised this hasn't happened yet....

Bigpun23 (United States) 2,378 Posts. Joined 01-30-2006.
07-08-2009 1:08 PM - In reply to

 this is a repost. cant believe no one said it on page 1.


either way this never gets old.

 


Trent55 (United States) 7,858 Posts. Joined 10-03-2005.
07-08-2009 1:18 PM - In reply to

Bigpun23: 

 this is a repost. cant believe no one said it on page 1.


either way this never gets old.


 



probably because its the same thread there bright one!

aj_law (United States) 1,947 Posts. Joined 08-09-2006.
07-08-2009 2:27 PM - In reply to

LOL @ "accidentally."

I think it's like Rule #22 of Parenting that you don't let your kids watch non-major motion picture made DVDs without previewing them yourself (over and over and over) first.


ZachL (Barbados) 551 Posts. Joined 11-29-2007.
07-08-2009 3:02 PM - In reply to

 That dad sounds pretty stupid, can't even answer his own sons questions so he wants to school to do it cause hes to lazy


benlevine (United States) 1,110 Posts. Joined 09-18-2006.
07-08-2009 3:45 PM - In reply to

I loled very hard when I read this earlier...bravo

doomed222 (United States) 4,710 Posts. Joined 08-11-2005.
07-08-2009 3:51 PM - In reply to

No.. not back door sluts 9... anything but that...


MadProfesor (Anonymous Proxy) 7,225 Posts. Joined 01-13-2006.
07-08-2009 3:54 PM - In reply to

ginwilly: 

 i keep checking back to see the uncensored version, we are all counting on you guys.


Kidd_Deuce (United States) 59 Posts. Joined 12-26-2006.
07-16-2009 12:49 PM - In reply to

MadProfesor: 
ginwilly: 

 i keep checking back to see the uncensored version, we are all counting on you guys.

 
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