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She should keep her job...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee8_1246589206
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heard about this earlier today
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JMcKW
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07-04-2009 12:28 AM
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EM BEE EN. rigged that this didn't happen to me
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tek85
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07-04-2009 7:55 AM
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 TMLMS13: | |
BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!?!?!?!!!!
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someone find this vid asap.
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| Stan:
| Oh hey guys, uh. We were just about to come home. We had to return the video.
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| Randy:
| A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's some things we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. [the boys are stunned] Uh this is called "sixty-ninety" and it's normal.
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| Sharon:
| See boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it... feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.
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| Sheila:
| That's right, but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a bunsicle.
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| Gerald:
| Now, on to double penetration, boys. You see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice.
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| Randy:
| That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting.
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| Sheila:
| It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other.
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| Randy:
| Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it.
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| Gerald:
| Okay boys. Do you have any questions? [the boys are still stunned, but one of them finally speaks]
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| Stan:
| ...Wwow. [another long moment of stunned silence] |
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Randy: "Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it. "
LOL love this
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| moses rob: | |
someone find this vid asap.
This. I am really surprised this hasn't happened yet....
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this is a repost. cant believe no one said it on page 1.
either way this never gets old.
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| Bigpun23: | |
this is a repost. cant believe no one said it on page 1.
either way this never gets old.
probably because its the same thread there bright one!
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aj_law
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07-08-2009 2:27 PM
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LOL @ "accidentally."
I think it's like Rule #22 of Parenting that you don't let your kids watch non-major motion picture made DVDs without previewing them yourself (over and over and over) first.
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That dad sounds pretty stupid, can't even answer his own sons questions so he wants to school to do it cause hes to lazy
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I loled very hard when I read this earlier...bravo
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No.. not back door sluts 9... anything but that...
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| ginwilly: | |
i keep checking back to see the uncensored version, we are all counting on you guys.
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| MadProfesor: | |
| ginwilly: | |
i keep checking back to see the uncensored version, we are all counting on you guys.
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