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RaidenRadio:

Once dated a girl who was.... an idiot. Here are some of the worst things.

I have never once thought it would be a good idea to stick it in a girl's pooper. It's not my thing. She wanted me to and it was..... pretty terrible. No lube, no nothing, she just wants it in her pooper. It was beyond awful and neither one of us enjoyed it. Then I pulled out and it was awkward. Then it was made 10x worst when we at the time time noticed a chocolate stain on the tip of.... me.

Yeah, real fun uncomfortably sitting there while someone scrubs a shitstain off the tip of your penis with a moist washcloth.



Another time I was taking a trip down Mexico way and somehow she had forgotten that she had just started her period. So, yay I earned my red wings.


Another time I was taking a trip down Mexico way and it just tasted..... really strange. Turned out she had a yeast infection. So, yay I earned my yellow wings.



In case I didn't already point this out this was my EX-GF

abower1185:

I've actually never mentioned this to anyone. But when I was 17ish, this black girl messaged me on myspace. She only had two pictures and seemed pretty hot. I had never done a black girl and she was talkin all dirty saying she wanted to suck some white dick. One thing led to another and I went to her apartment...........

Knock,Knock

A 200ish pound black girl opens the door wearing some huge ass frilly lingerie. Of course, I ask where Leatha is...she says I'm looking at her. I was pretty shocked and told her I had to leave. She says she understand and offers to just hang out and smoke a blunt. I was pretty wasted cause who wants to fuck a black stranger girl sober.......
Anyway I end up getting head and doing her with her dildo.

On second thought I guess it wasn't that bad.

About 4 years ago i was out with 2 buddies and this chick who was kinda hangin out with my friend but he hadnt closed yet......well were on the way to drop me off at 2 am at my moms in portland (i lived in vancouver at the time) and im in the back with this girl and i mention we should hang out sometime.....she says how bout right now. I lol and then we get out at my moms go in and start fucking downstairs instantly, 5-10 mins in a light gets flipped on and shes straddling me nude in the living room and theres my mom like WTF!!!! I scream at her and she goes away........well me and the girl just laugh it off and start smokin bowls and drinkin more....fast forward an hour and were asleep in my old room (on the floor)......when i hear what sounds like pissing and sure enough i open my eyes to this drunk bitch whizzin away maybe 5 ft from my head......needless to say i freaked out and ended up having my buddy come pick her up and take her home..........best part is he ended up dating this girl for over a year

jamie16119:

WHY DIDNT U FUCK HER?

pbcsurfer:

Band played last Sat., met random band chicks invited us back to her mansion turns out, hook up wiht one in pool, go back inside then we move to her dads office. She jumped on me and were making out she got naked and layed back on the couch and said  " how bad do you want to fuck right now?" She laid back i looked down and my shirt was covered in blood ran out of the room puked took my shirt off and left with my friend with 24 pack of coronas, havent talked to since.

was getting head from my highschool sweety at my buddies house...

she ends up losing her gum in my pubic hair durring the process...    lets just say that was the worst bj ever

 One word:

Hair

i got caught playing five knuckle shuffle

hawgfarmer:

Title says it all. Dead lays, pinched nipples, a finger slipped somewhere... tell me about the worst sex you have had with someone or an awkward sexual moment. For me personally it was getting head from a fat chick (the only fat girl i have ever done stuff with) the head was great but when I dabbled my fingers in her crotch the next morning my hand was all bloody and shit. I wanted to puke. Have at it....

stackinsideways:

was getting head from my highschool sweety at my buddies house...

she ends up losing her gum in my pubic hair durring the process...    lets just say that was the worst bj ever

 I bet that was a sticky situation!

My gf was on top and she was about to get off so she started going up and down pretty fast.  Well she went up to far and came back down on my penis it jabbed into the the side of her vagina instead of in it.  It felt like she had snapped my shit in half.