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I don't drink coffee.
Why not?
It's a stimulant.
What the hell do you think cigarettes are?
They are?
All right, make it extra large, two sugars, lots of cream. LOTS of cream.
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Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat!
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"deeper, Johnathan."
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"Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco
Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead,
you can't smoke."
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"Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little
early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took
a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one. Then
pow, all at once."
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Im gunna go brush my teeth
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Hey Roy can you get sick from drinking piss? I think you can. Even if its your own?
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what do I gotta pay for mustard if I buy a hot dog?... .If the freebies are out, then yea.
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350 dollars!!, Thats a landau roof and power steering!
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"I didn't want to get beat by a guy with a hook, ya know?"
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"Big Earn is finally above the law"
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