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shitting in public restrooms
thephildo (United States) 117 Posts. Joined 08-24-2005.
09-29-2009 10:41 PM

Obv one cannot wait till you get back home, so that is out of the question.  Anyone else layer the fuck outta the seats with the TP?  I mean I mine as well make paper masche out of the dam things.  Am I the only one?

 
 
 

Cptnsmakaho3 (United States) 349 Posts. Joined 01-16-2009.
09-30-2009 12:28 AM - In reply to

 <3 toilet condoms


stackinsideways (United States) 4,360 Posts. Joined 03-27-2008.
09-30-2009 12:42 AM - In reply to

If its needed Ill clean it off... but havent even built a nest to sit on...

maybe Ill give it a try tho


wwe_freak_88 (United States) 3,336 Posts. Joined 12-02-2006.
09-30-2009 12:46 AM - In reply to

i am not a fan of shitting in public restrooms, i try and avoid it at all costs 


cizastro (United States) 3,774 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
09-30-2009 12:46 AM - In reply to

I'd rather destroy a perfectly  innocent public restroom than fuck up the bathroom at my house.

Call me the road warrior.

XXEDPXX (United States) 3,667 Posts. Joined 03-07-2007.
09-30-2009 12:47 AM - In reply to

threeputt: 

 

i was drivin to sears point one time, had to fart and felt like instead i shat myself. told g/f to pull over at chevron (didnt tell her i shat myself)

 went to bathroom and it had just been a fart bubble stuck between my cheeks. it really felt like a piece o shit.

 so relieved when nothin but air was there.........



A fart bubble?

LordPye (United States) 1,649 Posts. Joined 05-27-2008.
09-30-2009 12:48 AM - In reply to

 Such weaksauceaments when it comes to shittin around here.

Oh no! A toilet that isn't at home!  The horror!

If a public toilet freaks you out, how sissy do you get when you have to **gasp** use an outhouse?  OMGWTFGTFO!!

Russell Crowe (Canada) 826 Posts. Joined 02-05-2008.
09-30-2009 12:48 AM - In reply to

http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/worst-sh-ever-4349106 
^ Bump for POTY


caddymix024 (United States) 398 Posts. Joined 08-14-2008.
09-30-2009 1:03 AM - In reply to

 holy fuck man only in the utmost of danger will i poo outside of my home.


last time i did, my roommate walked in and said "is that andrew bird you're listening to in there" lololol.  yep, sure was


caddymix024 (United States) 398 Posts. Joined 08-14-2008.
09-30-2009 1:04 AM - In reply to

LordPye: 

 Such weaksauceaments when it comes to shittin around here.

Oh no! A toilet that isn't at home!  The horror!

If a public toilet freaks you out, how sissy do you get when you have to **gasp** use an outhouse?  OMGWTFGTFO!!


outhouse is better cause there aren't ppl walking in and out

imo

sacaniga (United States) 5,663 Posts. Joined 07-23-2007.
09-30-2009 1:19 AM - In reply to

 when properly done its called the throne, two long strips running down each side overlapping, three shorter strips in the back, lots of overlapping there because vertical slidage is an issue

hover above it, and just plop down all at once so you dont shift the thrown


7DeLuX (United States) 1,026 Posts. Joined 11-03-2007.
09-30-2009 1:25 AM - In reply to

sacaniga: 

 when properly done its called the throne, two long strips running down each side overlapping, three shorter strips in the back, lots of overlapping there because vertical slidage is an issue

hover above it, and just plop down all at once so you dont shift the thrown



This guy really knows his shit... Huh?

FastMoney7 (United States) 794 Posts. Joined 01-03-2008.
09-30-2009 2:25 AM - In reply to

 Public Restroom>>>>Splash Box


mesaplayeraz (United States) 2,516 Posts. Joined 09-08-2006.
09-30-2009 2:32 AM - In reply to

caddymix024: 
outhouse is better cause there aren't ppl walking in and out

imo


Um no, I would take a public toilet over an outhouse anyday! 

wantagolf (United States) 9,339 Posts. Joined 07-06-2007.
09-30-2009 3:13 AM - In reply to

Shitting in public toliets aint bad. Shitting in public toliets in Jordan, Korea, Thailand, Arkansas and Hong Kong can be a little tricky though. But most shitters in the states are clean atleast. Once you travel more and get to see diffrent countries you will see a huge diffrence and it wont bother you.

Mr323 (United States) 3,318 Posts. Joined 11-08-2007.
09-30-2009 3:21 AM - In reply to

SF this^^^   listen up boys, I have recurrent Hodgkin's, that is cancer of the immune system, and I have no problem dropping the kids off at the pool in USA publik toilets.  Find the cleanest stall, do a little wipe em up and get to business.

 
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