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sick brag inside
sketchy1 (United States) 7,970 Posts. Joined 04-17-2005.
07-04-2009 3:57 AM

i went 0 for 13 making the money/day2 in my first 13 WSOP events this summer.  still not in money... and still below starting stack... but i made day 2 holy shit!  i busted day 1 last year and year before in main.  today i was as high as 38k from a 30k start to a low of 14k.  went on rush in last half of last level to get to 27k to end night.  i probably can't get a much tougher table, today i had a fairly difficult draw with two laggy players on my left, a good brit on my right, and the bad players were just too tight.  so i never could win a chip the easy way.  all in all, considering how bad i ran at hitting flops/trying to cooler everyone and how many chips i spewed early, 27k is good and it's plenty of chips at 200-400/50 or 25 whatever ante is.

okay it's poker discussion post but LOL @ me discussing poker on this site.  glgl to waco and maridu and everyone else in OT still in/about to play main event!
 
 
 

jeffboski (United States) 1,554 Posts. Joined 12-18-2005.
07-04-2009 3:59 AM - In reply to

sick brag


LVpokerdealer (United States) 9,999 Posts. Joined 04-18-2006.
07-04-2009 4:01 AM - In reply to

 do work


skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,637 Posts. Joined 07-12-2006.
07-04-2009 4:01 AM - In reply to

 congrats on the breakthrough! keep plugging away right into the danger zone!


wantagolf (United States) 9,263 Posts. Joined 07-06-2007.
07-04-2009 4:01 AM - In reply to



Good luck all.  I will be trying to follow on Pokernews the next couple days, if my internet plays nicely.



sketchy1 (United States) 7,970 Posts. Joined 04-17-2005.
07-04-2009 4:06 AM - In reply to

jeffboski: 

sick brag



.02*9,000,000=180,000

hope u enjoy your early xmas present in nov.

Lord Supremo (United States) 7,403 Posts. Joined 03-14-2007.
07-04-2009 4:39 AM - In reply to

 glglgl


Reech (United States) 9,611 Posts. Joined 06-16-2007.
07-04-2009 4:53 AM - In reply to

run good, plz.



edit: epic post below


bfactor (United States) 17,935 Posts. Joined 09-17-2005.
07-04-2009 4:54 AM - In reply to

This is how I picture the table talk at sketchy1's table:

player A:  "I raise, 1800 more."

sketchy1:  "Interesting raise... 1800... you know... Tom Cruise woke up at 1800 hours on the day before his first big flight in Top Gun.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Seems to me you are a little too prepared for combat, much as Tom Cruise was on that fateful day.  I fold."

player A:  "What the fuck?"

sketchy1:  "Haaaaaaaaaaaa wehhhhhhhhhhhh teeeewwwwwwwwww thuhhhhhhhh DANJA ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

player A:  ::begins sobbing uncontrollably/having a nervous breakdown::




edit:  actually 1800 hours would probly be like 6pm, so that wouldn't make any sense, but still, that would be the gist of it


Scha (Norway) 7,133 Posts. Joined 01-10-2006.
07-04-2009 5:00 AM - In reply to

I usually wake up at around 6 pm...


sketchy1 (United States) 7,970 Posts. Joined 04-17-2005.
07-04-2009 1:37 PM - In reply to

bfactor: 

This is how I picture the table talk at sketchy1's table:

player A:  "I raise, 1800 more."

sketchy1:  "Interesting raise... 1800... you know... Tom Cruise woke up at 1800 hours on the day before his first big flight in Top Gun.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Seems to me you are a little too prepared for combat, much as Tom Cruise was on that fateful day.  I fold."

player A:  "What the fuck?"

sketchy1:  "Haaaaaaaaaaaa wehhhhhhhhhhhh teeeewwwwwwwwww thuhhhhhhhh DANJA ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

player A:  ::begins sobbing uncontrollably/having a nervous breakdown::




edit:  actually 1800 hours would probly be like 6pm, so that wouldn't make any sense, but still, that would be the gist of it



other than rooting for someone to hit four jacks for the jack link's promotion i rarely spoke, so nope, sorry.  nothing like this.

quietwinner (United States) 2,145 Posts. Joined 10-05-2007.
07-04-2009 1:57 PM - In reply to

sketchy1: 
bfactor: 

This is how I picture the table talk at sketchy1's table:

player A:  "I raise, 1800 more."

sketchy1:  "Interesting raise... 1800... you know... Tom Cruise woke up at 1800 hours on the day before his first big flight in Top Gun.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Seems to me you are a little too prepared for combat, much as Tom Cruise was on that fateful day.  I fold."

player A:  "What the fuck?"

sketchy1:  "Haaaaaaaaaaaa wehhhhhhhhhhhh teeeewwwwwwwwww thuhhhhhhhh DANJA ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

player A:  ::begins sobbing uncontrollably/having a nervous breakdown::




edit:  actually 1800 hours would probly be like 6pm, so that wouldn't make any sense, but still, that would be the gist of it



other than rooting for someone to hit four jacks for the jack link's promotion i rarely spoke, so nope, sorry.  nothing like this.


straight lies. this is verbetum how it went down.

skisteve (French Polynesia) 25,637 Posts. Joined 07-12-2006.
07-04-2009 4:20 PM - In reply to

Sketchy just let's the boombox do his talking for him. The moment that 3 bet hits the table from an opponent he hits play and glares through those badass glasses until the danger zone has finished playing. 95% of people can't get to the end without folding. Little known Fact.

keithfolds2 (United States) 129 Posts. Joined 10-27-2007.
07-04-2009 4:26 PM - In reply to

no one cares, you whine too much imho......and this would be a great topic for POKER DISCUSSION

sketchy1 (United States) 7,970 Posts. Joined 04-17-2005.
07-04-2009 4:31 PM - In reply to

keithfolds2: 
no one cares, you whine too much imho......and this would be a great topic for POKER DISCUSSION


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