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slump buster
youngun (United States) 2,350 Posts. Joined 07-04-2005.
11-20-2009 6:44 PM

I am in a slump in need of a buster, the problem is I am not into fucking ugly girls while sober. There is a fat girl who is a garuntee thats been trying to get with me for awhile but I dont know if I should...or if it will even be a sufficent slump buster. She has nice boobs and claims she gives great head. when your in a slump what is acceptable to bust it with? Anything that walks or is there some standard. I feel like I might throw up on her after I finish and realise what I have done. I also want this to be while I am sober because I miss sober sex more then drunk sex and I have done it drunk way more often lately. Any advice is appreciated.

 
 
 

patthecat35 (United States) 2,042 Posts. Joined 03-18-2009.
11-20-2009 7:14 PM - In reply to

fat girls are fun to smash.  wtf?

 

big boobs? good head?  it could be Choco, i'm still prob. smashing.


dtrain (Canada) 317 Posts. Joined 10-09-2006.
11-20-2009 7:15 PM - In reply to

 Do it, the worst part about fuckin a fat bitch is if your friends find out.


The best lay performance wise, was the only fat chick I banged, she really worked for it.  It took me 5 years to man up and tell my friends.


Although there is a fat girl cap, if she looks like the chick in bfactors sister thread, hold off run away.


Stockage (United States) 1,625 Posts. Joined 09-04-2007.
11-20-2009 7:38 PM - In reply to

even when i was a youngun i picked low hanging fruit.


Cesporz (United States) 3,229 Posts. Joined 01-10-2008.
11-20-2009 7:42 PM - In reply to

Buy some roofies then you can do all the girls you want.





Also are we talking actually fat or average sized american girl which is a size 14 not 2?


youngun (United States) 2,350 Posts. Joined 07-04-2005.
11-20-2009 7:46 PM - In reply to

multiply those numbers, there ya have it.


jasmith85 (United States) 3,199 Posts. Joined 11-08-2005.
11-20-2009 7:52 PM - In reply to

youngun: 

multiply those numbers, there ya have it.



I LOL'd hard

Rounders29 (United States) 124 Posts. Joined 02-24-2006.
11-20-2009 8:31 PM - In reply to

Go to this thread to find a slumpbuster OT: Post pics of your sisters


Niceguy (United States) 6,800 Posts. Joined 07-13-2006.
11-20-2009 9:26 PM - In reply to

Cesporz: 
Also are we talking actually fat or average sized american girl which is a size 14 not 2


I hear the average is 12-14, but I see far more 8 and unders.. Selective memory I suppose


youngun (United States) 2,350 Posts. Joined 07-04-2005.
11-20-2009 9:49 PM - In reply to

Niceguy: 



I hear the average is 12-14, but I see far more 8 and unders.. Selective memory I suppose


They're all illegal

trajan30 (Djibouti) 271 Posts. Joined 01-29-2007.
11-20-2009 9:59 PM - In reply to


all fat chicks claim to give good head.


Z-Fresh (United States) 62 Posts. Joined 08-24-2007.
11-23-2009 3:25 PM - In reply to


"2 years and 3 months in the making......"


I felt passionate about this.  Dry spells make people angry and there's already too much violence in the world.

Lameass_ (United States) 8,437 Posts. Joined 07-25-2007.
11-23-2009 3:29 PM - In reply to

 pics or gtfo



louiemdj (United States) 4,522 Posts. Joined 07-19-2007.
11-23-2009 3:29 PM - In reply to

Just hit it, you will thank yourself later.


El Burro (United States) 6,274 Posts. Joined 01-17-2006.
11-23-2009 3:48 PM - In reply to

youngun: 
She has nice boobs


Maybe you should include a photograph.

Stynsty71 (United States) 3,323 Posts. Joined 11-15-2006.
11-23-2009 3:59 PM - In reply to

 Mark Grace on slump busters: 

"A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as 'jumping on a grenade for the team'."


 
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