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I am in a slump in need of a buster, the problem is I am not into fucking ugly girls while sober. There is a fat girl who is a garuntee thats been trying to get with me for awhile but I dont know if I should...or if it will even be a sufficent slump buster. She has nice boobs and claims she gives great head. when your in a slump what is acceptable to bust it with? Anything that walks or is there some standard. I feel like I might throw up on her after I finish and realise what I have done. I also want this to be while I am sober because I miss sober sex more then drunk sex and I have done it drunk way more often lately. Any advice is appreciated.
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fat girls are fun to smash. wtf?
big boobs? good head? it could be Choco, i'm still prob. smashing.
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Do it, the worst part about fuckin a fat bitch is if your friends find out.
The best lay performance wise, was the only fat chick I banged, she really worked for it. It took me 5 years to man up and tell my friends.
Although there is a fat girl cap, if she looks like the chick in bfactors sister thread, hold off run away.
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even when i was a youngun i picked low hanging fruit.
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Buy some roofies then you can do all the girls you want.
Also are we talking actually fat or average sized american girl which is a size 14 not 2?
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multiply those numbers, there ya have it.
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youngun: |   |
multiply those numbers, there ya have it.
I LOL'd hard
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Cesporz: |   |
Also are we talking actually fat or average sized american girl which is a size 14 not 2
I hear the average is 12-14, but I see far more 8 and unders.. Selective memory I suppose
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Niceguy: |   |
I hear the average is 12-14, but I see far more 8 and unders.. Selective memory I suppose
They're all illegal
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all fat chicks claim to give good head.
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"2 years and 3 months in the making......"
I felt passionate about this. Dry spells make people angry and there's already too much violence in the world.
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Just hit it, you will thank yourself later.
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She has nice boobs
Maybe you should include a photograph.
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Mark Grace on slump busters: "A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as 'jumping on a grenade for the team'."
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