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So ive been tryin to bang this chick. Keep in mind, i havent yet and have only chilled with her like twice, talked to her on the phone for a total of about 5 mins, and have randomly texted each other.
Anyway, she was texting me today and ask if I could give her a ride somewhere today when I got done work (yes, brag about having a job and a car).
Turns out its like an hour and 15 minutes away... so basically 2.5 hrs round trip for my ass. I obv laugh at her and tell her no. She then proceeds to bascially beg for about 20 minutes.
No way I was budging.
After finally saying, "well i suggest you keep asking around," like 2 mins later she says, "asshole. I got called into work anyway, your lucky."
To me, this is an obv attempt to find out if im a pussy and will just do whatever she asks... Right? She even asks if I would have taken her if she didnt have to work... in which i still said no and she responds, "wtf, wrong answer."
So did I win the game or lose it? I have no idea.
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Not caring is always the correct play when trying to obtain short term pussy.
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my guess is a push, shes prolly a skank and it didnt matter either way. GJ saving 2.5 hours.
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umm. pretty sure standard play is to say, well what do I get for driving you around for 2.5 hours.
then go from there.
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Shes blowing someone with a nicer car tonight.
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I was gonna say something like that... but even road head didnt seem worth it. Cause if she was willing to give me road head... she is willing to give me non-road head. Which means i still save a 2.5 hr trip.
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You win, she'll want it, because girls are stupid and like being treated that way. EZ game.
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 Bob Futon: | |
Not caring is always the correct play when trying to obtain short term pussy.
obv my goal. Lets just hope she doesnt fall in love at some point...
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ennzo
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07-15-2009 2:25 PM
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EZ- tell her you want headzilla the ride there, everyone wins. bonus if you get her dirty undies to wear on your face like a fighterpilot and spank it to on the ride home.
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yea you won for sure if you give her that ride she will be using you forever. Now you get to find out if shes actually interested in you or just wanted a new chauffeur.
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| Jaybone2315: | |
I was gonna say something like that... but even road head didnt seem worth it. Cause if she was willing to give me road head... she is willing to give me non-road head. Which means i still save a 2.5 hr trip.
WP!
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