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too much poker with your laptop on your lap?
A friend told me that she heard you can get that from the battery being over your boys for too long, similar to the "myth" of getting brain cancer from your cell phone.
I don't believe her and I don't have a desk at my new house yet so my laptop is on my lap as I'm typing this.
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Lameass_: |   |
you can also get aids from fucking sheep.
This is blasphemy.
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Christ, you guys are all fuckin idiots. It's "labtop." Learn how to spell!!!!!
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def fries your sperm if you keep it there all the time, dunno about cancer and such but wouldnt surprise me...watch your balls.
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There is a zero percent chance this increases your risk of CANCER. There are harmful effects to it, but it 100% does not increase chances of testicular cancer.
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iThinkItMoved: |   |
Christ, you guys are all fuckin idiots. It's "labtop." Learn how to spell!!!!!
please dont be a level...
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CCLLAAYY: |   |
please dont be a level...
jeanyus
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iThinkItMoved: |   |
Christ, you guys are all fuckin idiots. It's "labtop." Learn how to spell!!!!!
jeanyus*
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CCLLAAYY: |   |
please dont be a level...
Quoted for level...
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You can also die from just stepping outside. Or even sitting in your living room.
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I have heard that some people wear a tin foil hat to offset the magnetic field of the laptop on their nads. Supposedly, this works quite well. Give it a try?
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ugotnuts: |   |
This is actually very true. There was a huge article write up in some health magazine about this that my friend showed everyone. It also can cause a decrease in your sperm if u keep it on your lap for awhile due to the heat of the battery.
What? GTFO. A battery sitting on your lap causing cancer? I'm a biology major and I have never heard of anything like that. You get cancer from long term exposure to UV light, carcinogenic chemicals, etc., not from a fucken battery sitting on your lap. It may decrease your sperm count, but IMO thats a good thing.
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hollandshope4: |   |
What? GTFO. A battery sitting on your lap causing cancer? I'm a biology major and I have never heard of anything like that. You get cancer from long term exposure to UV light, carcinogenic chemicals, etc., not from a fucken battery sitting on your lap. It may decrease your sperm count, but IMO thats a good thing.
I'm old and want babies within a few years.... SOL?
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DOITDEALER: |   |
I'm old and want babies within a few years.... SOL?
you shouldnt be breeding anyways
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