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Testicular cancer from playing
DOITDEALER (United States) 822 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
11-19-2009 9:30 AM

too much poker with your laptop on your lap?

A friend told me that she heard you can get that from the battery being over your boys for too long, similar to the "myth" of getting brain cancer from your cell phone.

I don't believe her and I don't have a desk at my new house yet so my laptop is on my lap as I'm typing this.

 
 
 

DOITDEALER (United States) 822 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
11-19-2009 1:53 PM - In reply to

yeah gtfo OP


marinersheep (United States) 10,241 Posts. Joined 02-14-2006.
11-19-2009 1:56 PM - In reply to

Lameass_: 

 you can also get aids from fucking sheep.


This is blasphemy.

iThinkItMoved (Tuvalu) 226 Posts. Joined 11-11-2009.
11-19-2009 2:01 PM - In reply to

Christ, you guys are all fuckin idiots. It's "labtop." Learn how to spell!!!!!


spacemandave (United States) 1,054 Posts. Joined 08-15-2007.
11-19-2009 2:28 PM - In reply to

def fries your sperm if you keep it there all the time, dunno about cancer and such but wouldnt surprise me...watch your balls.


mkm44 (Canada) 2,771 Posts. Joined 11-22-2008.
11-19-2009 2:29 PM - In reply to

There is a zero percent chance this increases your risk of CANCER.  There are harmful effects to it, but it 100% does not increase chances of testicular cancer.

PM for further details...

CCLLAAYY (United States) 804 Posts. Joined 04-11-2006.
11-19-2009 3:24 PM - In reply to

iThinkItMoved: 

Christ, you guys are all fuckin idiots. It's "labtop." Learn how to spell!!!!!



please dont be a level...


DOITDEALER (United States) 822 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
11-19-2009 4:09 PM - In reply to

CCLLAAYY: 
please dont be a level...



jeanyus

DOITDEALER (United States) 822 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
11-19-2009 4:10 PM - In reply to

iThinkItMoved: 

Christ, you guys are all fuckin idiots. It's "labtop." Learn how to spell!!!!!



jeanyus*

iThinkItMoved (Tuvalu) 226 Posts. Joined 11-11-2009.
11-19-2009 4:38 PM - In reply to

CCLLAAYY: 
please dont be a level...



Quoted for level...

Hateflops (Togo) 4,714 Posts. Joined 11-07-2005.
11-19-2009 4:42 PM - In reply to

 You can also die from just stepping outside. Or even sitting in your living room.



saxman (Canada) 6,333 Posts. Joined 03-02-2006.
11-19-2009 4:46 PM - In reply to

I have heard that some people wear a tin foil hat to offset the magnetic field of the laptop on their nads. Supposedly, this works quite well. Give it a try?


jtslmn720 (United States) 842 Posts. Joined 11-10-2008.
11-19-2009 4:46 PM - In reply to

 


hollandshope4 (United States) 119 Posts. Joined 07-02-2009.
11-19-2009 5:09 PM - In reply to

ugotnuts: 

This is actually very true. There was a huge article write up in some health magazine about this that my friend showed everyone. It also can cause a decrease in your sperm if u keep it on your lap for awhile due to the heat of the battery.



What? GTFO. A battery sitting on your lap causing cancer? I'm a biology major and I have never heard of anything like that. You get cancer from long term exposure to UV light, carcinogenic chemicals, etc., not from a fucken battery sitting on your lap.   It may decrease your sperm count, but IMO thats a good thing.

DOITDEALER (United States) 822 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
11-19-2009 7:28 PM - In reply to

hollandshope4: 
What? GTFO. A battery sitting on your lap causing cancer? I'm a biology major and I have never heard of anything like that. You get cancer from long term exposure to UV light, carcinogenic chemicals, etc., not from a fucken battery sitting on your lap.   It may decrease your sperm count, but IMO thats a good thing.


I'm old and want babies within a few years.... SOL?

CCLLAAYY (United States) 804 Posts. Joined 04-11-2006.
11-19-2009 9:07 PM - In reply to

DOITDEALER: 
I'm old and want babies within a few years.... SOL?


you shouldnt be breeding anyways
 
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