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Thoughts on shagging a midget?
jsmanuel (United States) 658 Posts. Joined 09-29-2007.
12-15-2008 1:15 PM

So my cousin got a late nite call from an actual midget he met randomly one night lmao. What are ur thoughts on shagging a midget? Is it unethical? I couldn't ever do it. He didn't go over but I think he's considering it.
 
 
 

Kajun (United States) 5,485 Posts. Joined 11-14-2006.
12-15-2008 1:16 PM - In reply to

 pics or GTFO...


I'd hit it atleast once just to be able to say i banged a midget... I'd prefer a fat midget...


norcaljeff (United States) 22,654 Posts. Joined 09-19-2007.
12-15-2008 1:16 PM - In reply to

male or female midget?


ess286 (United States) 16,442 Posts. Joined 10-02-2005.
12-15-2008 1:16 PM - In reply to

What do you have to lose? I would try it


Bob Futon (United States) 9,138 Posts. Joined 10-19-2007.
12-15-2008 1:16 PM - In reply to

He should only do it if he can provide you pics to show us.


Seykota (Malaysia) 7,562 Posts. Joined 07-14-2005.
12-15-2008 1:17 PM - In reply to

 lol Why would it be unethical for a midget to get laid?


Camz2895 (United States) 9,078 Posts. Joined 05-31-2006.
12-15-2008 1:17 PM - In reply to

Is she hot and from Lfayette? My cousin was at Barnes and Nobles on Johnston the other day and he called me up and was like "dude there is this sexy ass midget reading some books!"


markeckert2000 (United States) 1,954 Posts. Joined 10-11-2007.
12-15-2008 1:18 PM - In reply to

What would be unethical about it?  Would it be unethical to bang a 6'8" woman if you are only a 5'5" guy?

I think midget secks would be fun.


jsmanuel (United States) 658 Posts. Joined 09-29-2007.
12-15-2008 1:22 PM - In reply to

So society agrees he should go for it. I told em get some pics when he returns from his journey.

mhoddi (Brazil) 11,287 Posts. Joined 02-15-2005.
12-15-2008 1:24 PM - In reply to

put her on top and spin her imo


36crazyfists (United States) 4,687 Posts. Joined 05-26-2006.
12-15-2008 1:24 PM - In reply to

I've always wanted to bang that whore Bridget the Midget. Tell your boy to go for it, I  bet it would be a lotta fun.


dodgingjets (United States) 2,644 Posts. Joined 12-09-2006.
12-15-2008 1:27 PM - In reply to

ess286: 

What do you have to lose? I would try it



  Obv.  I'm pretty sure you already have...

ess286: 

I <3333 you BGX!!!  Kisses snuggle-bear!


TheProf1 (United States) 253 Posts. Joined 09-27-2006.
12-15-2008 1:27 PM - In reply to

I think you have to even if you don't really want to, for the stories alone.


lilpmoney8 (United States) 608 Posts. Joined 12-11-2006.
12-15-2008 1:28 PM - In reply to

The ultimate spinner...c'mon, she doesn't even have to get on her knees to blow you. There are too many postives to say no.


kportune (United States) 1,352 Posts. Joined 08-18-2008.
12-15-2008 1:29 PM - In reply to

I have a midget friend. I call him Baby Shoes, because he has little tiny baby feet. And he calls me Horse Cock Johnson, because 4 inches looks pretty big to a midget.

 
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