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This is a shitty level, a man cannot turn down a blowjob.

Or OP gets an incredible number of blowjobs, so many that he is now having to weed out the non-spontaneous blowjobs because he's just getting too many fucking blowjobs and ya gotta start somewhere.

EyeKnows:

This is a shitty level, a man cannot turn down a blowjob.

Or OP gets an incredible number of blowjobs, so many that he is now having to weed out the non-spontaneous blowjobs because he's just getting too many fucking blowjobs and ya gotta start somewhere.

BadAllergies:

 As I am married, washing it is a must to recieve said BJ

 Clearly you have a smelly dick and she knows it.  Also, you haven't showered yet today and she knows that too.  You should probably get a divorce tho.

 In the time it took you to make this post you could have showered and been on the road to BJ happiness.

I would of washed that shit fast and got that free bj.Why on earth would you not take her up on this?Maybe she did that cuz she knew you would'nt wash it and she would get away with eatting the sherbet and not have to give you the bj

 rofl... same exact situation happened to me this afternoon so I can understand how OP might feel this way. Interesting to see the opinions here. Wife and I had the bedroom door locked to keep kids out. Without even attempting, she asks that we shower before bj because we messed around earlier in the morning and she wanted to make sure she wasn't "tasting herself".

I argued that it was a huge buzzkill... as we went from playin and rolling around spontaneously to sittin there negotiating the terms and conditions of said bj. That and odds are the kids would do something in the few mins a shower would take to delay my bj even further...so I just took a rain check on the whole thing. Guess I would play it differently if i were single, but I definitely understand where OP is comin from.

Give her the soap.

/thread.

cizastro:

So my daughter was down for a nap and I felt like gettin' some.....sherbet.  I open up the container and make a comment to my g/f along the lines of, "I see you had some of the sherbet.." at which point she playfully denies having any.

Me, being the opportunist, playfully pries even more to get her to admit it and she still won't.  I then say, "So if I find out that you've had some of this sherbet, you won't mind giving me a blowjob for my detective work?"

She says, "I'll give you a bj, but you have to wash your cawk first."

WTF?!?!?

To me this kills the spontanaity (sp.) of the situation and I no longer want one.  I showered last night, but hadn't showered yet today.  At the same time, I haven't done anything that would really get my cawk dirty. 

Am I overreacting here or is this standard?

PS - pics are out there from another thread.  Too lazy to post them up again.

She clearly didnt have any sherbert

no even a ''lets take a shower''or''will you was it for me''...

and yeah ur over reacting to wash the pee tube that you touch with ur nose,ear pickin fingers...oh and the butt scratching finger dig pee pee touchin hands need washin too

I'm lazy, tired, and don't feel like reading the whole thread to see if this has been asked/answered yet so here goes...

How long have you been dating to just now find out she wants you to was your cock before she'll suck it?

 def. overreacting, do you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist?

JPS84:

do you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist?

JPS84:

 def. overreacting, do you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist?