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What's the grossest combination/sentence of words you can think of?
Hateflops (Togo) 4,714 Posts. Joined 11-07-2005.
09-30-2009 12:36 PM

 I'm gonna go with,

"Grandma's period blood", just makes me quiver.


k go

 
 
 

conartist21 (United States) 750 Posts. Joined 09-17-2009.
09-30-2009 1:25 PM - In reply to

calibre908: 

 tubgirl?



ding ding ding

JoeSexAppeal (United States) 954 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
09-30-2009 1:25 PM - In reply to

moscow01: 

Helen r nurse's vaginal discharge smeared over her husbands flacid cock.



just puked

ripomatic (United States) 1,542 Posts. Joined 01-11-2008.
09-30-2009 1:26 PM - In reply to

She stars in the donkey show and loves scat porn.


Tersteegs 389 Posts. Joined 08-18-2009.
09-30-2009 1:30 PM - In reply to

 Limp dick Buttfucking the drive-through lady at McDonals eating the poop and using her back pimple puss as lube when she rags on the floor. take a shot of rag juice, vomit in her mouth and then get dome.

oh all while watching liscense to wed


Fox (United States) 2,637 Posts. Joined 04-02-2005.
09-30-2009 1:37 PM - In reply to

 "Honey, I'm pregnant."

is pretty terrifying. I also remember a quote from some story, might have been a news story, that said

"His testicle was outside of his scrotum, a fairly serious injury."


charliework 156 Posts. Joined 05-06-2009.
09-30-2009 2:09 PM - In reply to

 so tell me about your friend, "shes really nice"


moses rob (United States) 3,899 Posts. Joined 05-25-2006.
09-30-2009 2:16 PM - In reply to

vaginal insides smell like moist towelletes soaked in week old tuna can juices.


Popperhead (Canada) 6,541 Posts. Joined 07-19-2007.
09-30-2009 2:18 PM - In reply to

ITT lots of win


m4tth3w1 (United Kingdom) 1,094 Posts. Joined 05-14-2009.
09-30-2009 2:26 PM - In reply to

Fox: 

"His testicle was outside of his scrotum, a fairly serious injury."




Gag

Denty (United States) 1,056 Posts. Joined 01-05-2006.
09-30-2009 2:40 PM - In reply to

charliework: 

 so tell me about your friend, "shes really nice"


hahah well played...i get it...i get it

for some reason most of the girls i know absolutely hate the word "moist" i.e. moist panties.  i like to take it a step further and go with schwampy pussy or schwampy vag.  needs the ch to be official
 
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