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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM - In reply to

Yo dick posts in PD, my dick straight OT.


dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 1:03 AM - In reply to

My dick liberated Iran, yo dick Clay Aiken's a fan.


cizastro (United States) 2,916 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
07-03-2009 1:04 AM - In reply to

WTF did I just watch?

dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 1:07 AM - In reply to

I don't have sound on this computer but I'm hoping just the song video?


cizastro (United States) 2,916 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
07-03-2009 1:10 AM - In reply to

My diiiick wears the fanciest sneakers and your diiiiiiick can't even afford speakers....

dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 1:14 AM - In reply to

My diiick has 2 computers, yo diiick dislikes women's hooters


cizastro (United States) 2,916 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
07-03-2009 1:23 AM - In reply to

My diiiick likes to roll in a beamer, yo diiiick likes a dude that's a screamer.


Ok, this is kinda fun.


dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 1:32 AM - In reply to

Yo diiiick likes to roll in a beamer, my diiiick's bigger than FEMA.


Moosebabies (United States) 963 Posts. Joined 02-26-2006.
07-03-2009 1:40 AM - In reply to

my dick is a fine piece of art, your dick it works at a Wal Mart


dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 1:44 AM - In reply to

Yo diiiick created Moosebabies, my diiiick did over 40 ladies.


cizastro (United States) 2,916 Posts. Joined 11-19-2008.
07-03-2009 1:47 AM - In reply to

Yo diiick looks like an apple core, my diiiick can feed a family of four.

Moosebabies (United States) 963 Posts. Joined 02-26-2006.
07-03-2009 1:49 AM - In reply to

Yo dick needs a dental dam, my dick has its own web cam


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 1:51 AM - In reply to

 yo diiiiick was made in japan, my diiiiick is straight up african


dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 1:52 AM - In reply to

Yo diiiick has many male viewers, my diiiick vagina lure.

 
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