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My dick wears overalls.
Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.
My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.
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My dick it buys its own pants, your dick starred in Deliverance
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yo diiiick scares away strippers, my diiiick is the same size as flipper
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 1:57 AM
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My diiiick didn't see that movie, it waaas too busy doing pussy.
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yo dick, has shitstains all over.
my dick rides a fuckin range rover.
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 1:58 AM
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Yooo diiick must have a brain, My diiick thinks that's insane.
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my diiiick is ranked on pocket fives, yo diiiick just likes guys
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my diiick is bigger than this thread, yo diiick tries to give itself head
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yooo dick looks like mashed potaters, my diiiick more like a white darth vader
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dams
(Botswana)
8,122
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07-03-2009 2:02 AM
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Yo diiick ranked 60 percent, my diiiick long and bent.
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my dick, guests on Jimmy Kimmel, your dick fits inside a thimble
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my diiiick fucking eats babies, yo diiick just has rabies
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my diiick has the best spot, yo diiick is parked up the block
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 2:05 AM
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My diiiick straight relaxin, yoo diiick looks like Micheal Jackson.
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my diiick is heavy like lead, yo diiick is more like bread
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my diiick has a personal jet, yo diiick needs to call collect
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