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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (Botswana) 8,122 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 2:08 AM - In reply to

 my diick gets laid erry night, yo diick watches twilight


heavyj80 (United States) 13,661 Posts. Joined 08-22-2007.
07-03-2009 2:10 AM - In reply to




           "dams spits hot fire"


dams (Botswana) 8,122 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 2:12 AM - In reply to

My diiiick wears a thimble for a yamaka, yoo diiicck can't get in the Tropica.


dams (Botswana) 8,122 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 2:13 AM - In reply to

Yo diiiick gettin outta control, my diick...telephone pole.


Chazmental (United States) 15,206 Posts. Joined 09-30-2005.
07-03-2009 2:13 AM - In reply to

My diiick can reach to the stalls, yoooo dick can't extend past your balls.


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 2:13 AM - In reply to

 my diiiick is inside your bish, yo diiick is on plenty of fish


Moosebabies (United States) 1,070 Posts. Joined 02-26-2006.
07-03-2009 2:15 AM - In reply to

dams: 

My diiiick wears a thimble for a yamaka, yoo diiicck can't get in the Tropica.



epic

riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 2:16 AM - In reply to

 my diiick is like the oscar meyer truck, yo diiick cant even get up


dams (Botswana) 8,122 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 2:17 AM - In reply to

My diiick spits hot fire, dylan's diiick french fries McGyver.


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 2:18 AM - In reply to

 yo diiick looks like my pinky toe, my diiick more like kimbo


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 2:19 AM - In reply to

 my diiick has his own bed, yo diiick stays out in the shed


dams (Botswana) 8,122 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 2:26 AM - In reply to

I'm up waaay to late, gotta end it off like this:

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
OT is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


kamikazzee63 (United States) 530 Posts. Joined 12-28-2007.
07-03-2009 5:46 AM - In reply to

 my diiick can be seen from sea   yo diick has to sit down to pee


giveemhell (United States) 403 Posts. Joined 03-03-2008.
07-03-2009 5:48 AM - In reply to

 and winner by knockout in the first round:

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEERDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNS


FullTiltGrinder (United States) 674 Posts. Joined 04-11-2005.
07-03-2009 7:13 AM - In reply to

your dick, smaller than a troll..my dick, like durrrr's bankroll

 
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