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My dick wears overalls.
Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.
My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.
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my diick gets laid erry night, yo diick watches twilight
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"dams spits hot fire"
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 2:12 AM
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My diiiick wears a thimble for a yamaka, yoo diiicck can't get in the Tropica.
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 2:13 AM
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Yo diiiick gettin outta control, my diick...telephone pole.
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My diiick can reach to the stalls, yoooo dick can't extend past your balls.
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my diiiick is inside your bish, yo diiick is on plenty of fish
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My diiiick wears a thimble for a yamaka, yoo diiicck can't get in the Tropica.
epic
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my diiick is like the oscar meyer truck, yo diiick cant even get up
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 2:17 AM
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My diiick spits hot fire, dylan's diiick french fries McGyver.
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yo diiick looks like my pinky toe, my diiick more like kimbo
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my diiick has his own bed, yo diiick stays out in the shed
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dams
(Botswana)
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07-03-2009 2:26 AM
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I'm up waaay to late, gotta end it off like this:
It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go OT is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
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my diiick can be seen from sea yo diick has to sit down to pee
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and winner by knockout in the first round: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEERDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNS
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your dick, smaller than a troll..my dick, like durrrr's bankroll
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