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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (Botswana) 8,126 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

Fishsticks (United States) 498 Posts. Joined 04-13-2009.
07-03-2009 4:15 PM - In reply to

 My dick's chilling in a slut's ass, yo dick likes the tickle of a moustache.


PocketHeadies (United States) 3,180 Posts. Joined 02-09-2006.
07-03-2009 5:37 PM - In reply to

my dick let go my eggo your dick.....


http://minnesotagal.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/carmensandiego.jpg

we ragged mickeys cd last summer and would make up shit ever once in awhile, one time late night in a 24hr rest. had the waitresses name in one of them and starting singing it to her el oh el......


SmokeyCasinos (United States) 3,519 Posts. Joined 03-24-2006.
07-03-2009 5:51 PM - In reply to

What a bunch of Dicks!


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:13 PM - In reply to

my diiick is bigger than "Finding Nemo", yo diiick is inside SmokeyCasinos


dams (Botswana) 8,126 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 6:24 PM - In reply to

gotta add this in once in a while

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
OT is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

dams (Botswana) 8,126 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 6:28 PM - In reply to

My diiiiick makes rivers drown, yo diiick drinks coke and crown.


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:29 PM - In reply to

my diick is like dams left arm, yo diiick sets off gay alarms


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:31 PM - In reply to

yo diiick is like a puppy with parvo, my diiick you love to gargle


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:31 PM - In reply to

my diiick is like BING BLANG BLAOW, yo diiick doesnt know how


heavyj80 (United States) 13,670 Posts. Joined 08-22-2007.
07-03-2009 6:33 PM - In reply to

 dams aka the real mccoy, riverdrowns better known as soulja boy


dams (Botswana) 8,126 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 6:33 PM - In reply to

My diiick bombed Hiroshima, yooo dick should move to Lima.


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:33 PM - In reply to

My diiick could turn Ellen back around, yo diiick makes chicks frown


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:34 PM - In reply to

heavyj80: 

 dams aka the real mccoy, riverdrowns better known as soulja boy



i find that very offensive

riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 6:34 PM - In reply to

yo diiick is short and gay, my diiick is heavy like j


dams (Botswana) 8,126 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 6:46 PM - In reply to

yoo diick joined a Frat, my diick bigger than the pope's hat.

 
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