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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (United States) 7,364 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

dams (United States) 7,364 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 6:51 PM - In reply to

yo diiick should take rest, my diicck...Mt. Everest.


mathclub (New Zealand) 6,568 Posts. Joined 01-17-2007.
07-04-2009 6:51 AM - In reply to

my diiick, bowls like roy munson, yo diiick, is old like doyle brunson


ripomatic (United States) 1,326 Posts. Joined 01-11-2008.
07-04-2009 10:37 AM - In reply to

yo diiick beaten each night,  my diiick in pussy thats tight


kellykip (United States) 1,464 Posts. Joined 06-10-2009.
07-04-2009 10:41 AM - In reply to

mathclub: 

my diiick, bowls like roy munson, yo diiick, is old like doyle brunson



lol

xbrokenacesx (United States) 331 Posts. Joined 03-31-2007.
07-04-2009 1:58 PM - In reply to

 my dick plays highstakes on ftp, yo dick plays on myspace for free


ccmdsn (Canada) 2,752 Posts. Joined 03-17-2006.
07-04-2009 2:56 PM - In reply to

my dick, plows all the vagina

yo dick so broke, it was MADE IN CHINA

Rocky Of Poker (United States) 2,041 Posts. Joined 04-25-2007.
07-04-2009 3:30 PM - In reply to



hes not gay


TClermont (United States) 191 Posts. Joined 03-09-2006.
07-04-2009 9:47 PM - In reply to

 My dick, causes floods like Katrina... your dick, prefers male ballerinas :(


kellykip (United States) 1,464 Posts. Joined 06-10-2009.
07-05-2009 1:24 AM - In reply to

My dick potent like Varkonyi, yo dick limp like macaroni


HeyNiceAscot (Heard Island and McDonald Islands) 1,751 Posts. Joined 10-24-2006.
07-05-2009 1:30 AM - In reply to

My dick is on a boat, yo dick is holdin a remote


goatmeal1 (United States) 270 Posts. Joined 09-28-2008.
07-15-2009 10:08 PM - In reply to

my diiiick open for a KISS, yo diiiick on jake gylenhalls lips


ess286 (United States) 15,249 Posts. Joined 10-02-2005.
07-15-2009 10:10 PM - In reply to

My diiick affects global warming, your diiick is into beet farming


XquiziVex (French Polynesia) 1,737 Posts. Joined 05-19-2007.
07-15-2009 10:11 PM - In reply to

My dick is meaty like a brisquet, yo dick is fluffy like a biscuit.


dams (United States) 7,364 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-15-2009 10:12 PM - In reply to

Yo dick enforcing the law, my diiiick kav magra


goatmeal1 (United States) 270 Posts. Joined 09-28-2008.
07-15-2009 10:13 PM - In reply to

my diiiick is long like gonzo's nose, yo diiiick is short like my pinky toe

 
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