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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (Botswana) 8,122 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

stackinsideways (United States) 4,356 Posts. Joined 03-27-2008.
07-16-2009 11:40 AM - In reply to

yo diick needs to take some pills     my diiick gave your mom the chills


zander (United States) 2,765 Posts. Joined 12-19-2006.
07-16-2009 11:40 AM - In reply to

My diiick, can be seen from the Hubble, yo diiick gets kindergartners in trouble


zander (United States) 2,765 Posts. Joined 12-19-2006.
07-16-2009 11:44 AM - In reply to

My diiick, big like bunny ears, yo diiick, shorter than Jennifear's


stackinsideways (United States) 4,356 Posts. Joined 03-27-2008.
07-16-2009 11:45 AM - In reply to

yo diiick always gets laughed at    my dick comes equipped with a hard hat


stackinsideways (United States) 4,356 Posts. Joined 03-27-2008.
07-16-2009 11:52 AM - In reply to

yo diiick is just foreplay    my diiick leaves em soar for days

 
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