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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

buchiYAYO (United States) 6,565 Posts. Joined 05-02-2006.
07-03-2009 7:40 AM - In reply to

I love mickey Ave. I saw him a few months ago and he str8 rocked the mic. hes got mad swagger fpr a homo prosttute


freeworld777 (Ireland) 1,672 Posts. Joined 12-13-2007.
07-03-2009 7:54 AM - In reply to

 my dick makes women cry, yo dick has a queer eye for the straight guy


imhooks (Yemen) 8,344 Posts. Joined 07-26-2005.
07-03-2009 9:01 AM - In reply to

 MY dick plays in the major leagues, yo dick still hittin from a tee.


bshive (United States) 175 Posts. Joined 04-13-2009.
07-03-2009 10:04 AM - In reply to

my diiiick just banged your best friends momma....

whitealroker's diiiick just fuked a llama


DBQB4873 (United States) 286 Posts. Joined 12-21-2007.
07-03-2009 10:23 AM - In reply to

My diiick the inches, keep countin.... Yo diiiick in brokeback mountain


DBQB4873 (United States) 286 Posts. Joined 12-21-2007.
07-03-2009 10:31 AM - In reply to

My diiick a major serial killer... Yo diiick sucked by Mr. Thriller (my tribute to MJ)


DBQB4873 (United States) 286 Posts. Joined 12-21-2007.
07-03-2009 10:35 AM - In reply to

My diiiick tickles her throat... Yo diiiick fuks a goat


Ultimo Hombre 11 Posts. Joined 06-26-2009.
07-03-2009 11:21 AM - In reply to

riverdrowns: 

 my diiick has a personal jet, yo diiick needs to call collect




win

Ultimo Hombre 11 Posts. Joined 06-26-2009.
07-03-2009 11:35 AM - In reply to

My diiick creates mass hysteria, yo diiick has anorexia


rocksockyea (United States) 977 Posts. Joined 04-25-2005.
07-03-2009 12:05 PM - In reply to

 My diick, chicks it humps, yo diick, covered in lumps.


bassmaster (United States) 1,870 Posts. Joined 01-03-2007.
07-03-2009 1:22 PM - In reply to

haahaa was in my car yesterday and my buddy seen Dirt Nasty on my ipod hes like sickkkk put it on "my dick" lol


imhooks (Yemen) 8,344 Posts. Joined 07-26-2005.
07-03-2009 1:50 PM - In reply to

bassmaster: 

haahaa was in my car yesterday and my buddy seen Dirt Nasty on my ipod hes like sickkkk put it on "my dick" lol



lol

OMGitsBEAST (United States) 1,236 Posts. Joined 07-02-2008.
07-03-2009 3:44 PM - In reply to

My dick 9 inches and some change, yo diiick likes the bareback exchange


riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
07-03-2009 4:00 PM - In reply to

 my diiiick is foreign currency, yo diiick was drawn by disney


volerlarue (United States) 577 Posts. Joined 01-31-2006.
07-03-2009 4:12 PM - In reply to

my diiick long and strong, yo dick looks like it belongs in a thong

great thread btw

 
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