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Your dick... gutter ball
dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-03-2009 12:59 AM

My dick wears overalls.

Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

 
 
 

goatmeal1 (United States) 271 Posts. Joined 09-28-2008.
07-15-2009 10:14 PM - In reply to

my diiiick can do perfect calculus, yo diiiick is andy milinakus


Bong BrOke (United States) 5,468 Posts. Joined 11-01-2006.
07-15-2009 10:15 PM - In reply to

My dick poppin bottles at the club, yo dick drinkin drafts at the pub


XquiziVex (French Polynesia) 1,764 Posts. Joined 05-19-2007.
07-15-2009 10:15 PM - In reply to

My dick has flavor like slurpees, yo dick is blistered with herpes.


JayAces (United States) 2,402 Posts. Joined 07-02-2007.
07-15-2009 10:17 PM - In reply to

My dick is hung like OT, yo dick is limp like PD


imhooks (Yemen) 8,344 Posts. Joined 07-26-2005.
07-15-2009 10:20 PM - In reply to

 My dick is on a boat, yo dick is at Kinkos(straight flippin' copies)


MikeJones06 (United States) 362 Posts. Joined 05-03-2007.
07-15-2009 10:47 PM - In reply to

Enter text here.my dick has no sex issues, yo dick's best lay was tissues


dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-15-2009 11:02 PM - In reply to

Yo diiick aka Mike Jones, you must sell... ice cream cones


ripomatic (United States) 1,354 Posts. Joined 01-11-2008.
07-15-2009 11:10 PM - In reply to

Yo diiick cold and sobbing....My diiick hot and throbbing!


stackinsideways (United States) 3,568 Posts. Joined 03-27-2008.
07-15-2009 11:38 PM - In reply to

yo dick got HIV   my dick only herpes


Jennifear (United States) 9,061 Posts. Joined 11-01-2005.
07-16-2009 1:03 AM - In reply to

Yo diiiiick could be used for floss, my dick could be from a hoss


Clerks (United States) 5 Posts. Joined 03-30-2006.
07-16-2009 2:08 AM - In reply to

Yo dick is nonexistant, my dick can be seen from distant


MikeBucks (United States) 531 Posts. Joined 02-07-2008.
07-16-2009 2:16 AM - In reply to

My diiiick hangs to my knees, yo diiiick got stung by bees.


Rocky Of Poker (United States) 2,178 Posts. Joined 04-24-2007.
07-16-2009 2:16 AM - In reply to

 Yo dick is bitter my diiick has its own twitter.


dams (United States) 7,589 Posts. Joined 10-23-2006.
07-16-2009 11:13 AM - In reply to

My diiiick long like a light saber, yo diiick got sucked by Urijah Faber.


PocketHeadies (United States) 3,130 Posts. Joined 02-09-2006.
07-16-2009 11:17 AM - In reply to

my dick main event.....yo dick steve bent
 
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