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http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of) whats your favorite? any other additions?
F5 master
God Bless Chris Moneymaker
nice catch
i’ll be dikn ur girl
get on your bike
Thanks for your donation
When does your book come out
ty
you’re right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table
wanna play hu
PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE
want some cheese to go with that whine
pass the ketchup
Thanks for coming
ugotpzd
Bring on more russians
thank you come again
save ur breath, u’ll need it for ur date
Players only at the table, please
I think you got leveled.
Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
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ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
edit: this version is my fav
DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES
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my current favs:
"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."
"Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."
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how about wp, gl.
oooooohhhhhhh BURN
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 Nate Avenson: | |
"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."
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Guy once told me "at least i'm still white" when i knocked him out on the FT.
i still think that is hilarious, almost a year later. told him "hope its helping"
i secretly cried colored tears that night because deep down i know it is helping, sigh.
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I'll definitely adopt some of those.
I just type : ) and I think it really bothers people.
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"mmmmm, you taste like butter pecan" obv. after scooping a big pot off someone.
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"You played that hand so bad, I am concerned that Stars will investigate us for collusion."
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swd805
(United States)
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Posts.
Joined
08-05-2007.
07-02-2009 4:29 AM
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| Nate Avenson: | |
my current favs:
"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."
"Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."
ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur :
A.) not a professional
B.) DooshBag
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| Runnin Rich: | |
Lick my balls suck my dick go fuck yourself?
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When someone calls me lucky (obv after hitting a draw / sucking out), I love to say, Yes (pause), lucky you are at my table.
Otherwise, when abused, I find "TY" generally suffices.
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