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Best Poker Chat Put Downs!!
Claydog07 (United States) 66 Posts. Joined 05-06-2008.
07-02-2009 1:34 AM

http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of)

whats your favorite? any other additions?


  • F5 master
  • God Bless Chris Moneymaker
  • nice catch
  • i’ll be dikn ur girl
  • get on your bike
  • Thanks for your donation
  • When does your book come out
  • ty
  • you’re right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table
  • wanna play hu
  • PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE
  • want some cheese to go with that whine
  • pass the ketchup
  • Thanks for coming
  • ugotpzd
  • Bring on more russians
  • thank you come again
  • save ur breath, u’ll need it for ur date
  • Players only at the table, please
  • I think you got leveled.



  • Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
     
     
     

    Glo4m 3,117 Posts. Joined 12-11-2006.
    07-02-2009 1:36 AM - In reply to

     "gentlemen's game"


    HeyNiceAscot (Heard Island and McDonald Islands) 1,751 Posts. Joined 10-24-2006.
    07-02-2009 1:37 AM - In reply to

    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
    DANGEROUSS: fish
    ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
    ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
    ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
    ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
    ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
    DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song


    edit: this version is my fav

    DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
    DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
    DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
    DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
    ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
    ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
    ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
    ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
    DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
    ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
    ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES

    Nate Avenson (United States) 971 Posts. Joined 01-29-2008.
    07-02-2009 1:40 AM - In reply to

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

    "Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."


    riverdrowns (United States) 3,419 Posts. Joined 02-27-2008.
    07-02-2009 1:42 AM - In reply to

     how about wp, gl.



    oooooohhhhhhh BURN


    thefuture021 (United States) 6,495 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
    07-02-2009 1:43 AM - In reply to

    Nate Avenson: 


    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."



    Yes

    Claydog07 (United States) 66 Posts. Joined 05-06-2008.
    07-02-2009 1:46 AM - In reply to

    LMFAO!!!!


    paidchex 960 Posts. Joined 10-10-2008.
    07-02-2009 1:52 AM - In reply to

    Guy once told me "at least i'm still white" when i knocked him out on the FT.
    i still think that is hilarious, almost a year later.  told him "hope its helping"

    i secretly cried colored tears that night because deep down i know it is helping, sigh.


    Hughes4 (United States) 533 Posts. Joined 07-21-2008.
    07-02-2009 2:28 AM - In reply to

    I'll definitely adopt some of those.


    I just type         :  )    and I think it really bothers people.


    patthecat35 (United States) 1,676 Posts. Joined 03-18-2009.
    07-02-2009 2:35 AM - In reply to

    "mmmmm, you taste like butter pecan"  obv. after scooping a big pot off someone.


    Cashweekly (United States) 2,261 Posts. Joined 08-17-2005.
    07-02-2009 4:06 AM - In reply to

    "You played that hand so bad, I am concerned that Stars will investigate us for collusion."


    Runnin Rich (United States) 296 Posts. Joined 10-24-2006.
    07-02-2009 4:26 AM - In reply to

    LMBSMDGFY: <---------


    swd805 (United States) 2,040 Posts. Joined 08-05-2007.
    07-02-2009 4:29 AM - In reply to

    Nate Avenson: 

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

    "Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."



    ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur :

    A.) not a professional
    B.) DooshBag

    Automatic Loser (United States) 46 Posts. Joined 05-17-2009.
    07-02-2009 4:57 AM - In reply to

    Runnin Rich: 

    LMBSMDGFY: <---------



    Lick my balls suck my dick go fuck yourself?

    CJDeman (Australia) 510 Posts. Joined 07-16-2007.
    07-02-2009 5:08 AM - In reply to

    When someone calls me lucky (obv after hitting a draw / sucking out), I love to say, Yes (pause), lucky you are at my table.

    Otherwise, when abused, I find "TY" generally suffices.

     
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