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http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of) whats your favorite? any other additions?
F5 master
God Bless Chris Moneymaker
nice catch
i’ll be dikn ur girl
get on your bike
Thanks for your donation
When does your book come out
ty
you’re right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table
wanna play hu
PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE
want some cheese to go with that whine
pass the ketchup
Thanks for coming
ugotpzd
Bring on more russians
thank you come again
save ur breath, u’ll need it for ur date
Players only at the table, please
I think you got leveled.
Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
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These are all pretty stupid.
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Just say: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over the sound of me stacking all of your chips"
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Play him off keyboard cat.
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 swingset: | |
These are all pretty stupid.
Agree. And childish. This just shows to the immaturity that has taken over the game. And is also the reason why I play with the chat off so I don't have to see these assinine statments spewed back and forth between people.
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| StupidFlanders: | |
| swingset: | |
These are all pretty stupid.
Agree. And childish. This just shows to the immaturity that has taken over the game. And is also the reason why I play with the chat off so I don't have to see these assinine statments spewed back and forth between people.
I agree that it's stupid and childish. However I never turn the chat off. This is like the best tells ever... Makes Sharkscope superfluos.
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Yes stupid comments and nasty remarks should be reserved for poker forums.
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I like to say oopsies when I suckout. Besides that I don't chat much besides nh or ty.
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POTYH
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07-02-2009 8:47 AM
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Best one I heard was from Lord Tom "durrrr" Dawn , when he told fagFullFlush to "get a job"
i lol'd
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Hey (insert players name) can I get you a blanket?
(Said player)- Why?
To cover up all those holes in your game.
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Please dont tell me you operate a motor vehicle?
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| swd805: | |
| Nate Avenson: | |
my current favs:
"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."
"Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."
ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur : A.) not a professional B.) DooshBag
I see how the second one could make me seem a little like a B.)
But how does the first one show that I am either A.) or B.)? I don't get it.
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Play him off keyboard cat.
+1
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God you guys are so stupid. This is why my chat is never ever on when I'm playing.
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| hoops886: | |
God you guys are so stupid. This is why my chat is never ever on when I'm playing.
This is the second replay I have seen like this. I think it shows why our chatter is so +EV. It obv tilts you, and anything that tilts the villian is +EV
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"you are 100% pure retard"
or
"ooops sik misclick"
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