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Best Poker Chat Put Downs!!
Claydog07 (United States) 67 Posts. Joined 05-06-2008.
07-02-2009 1:34 AM

http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of)

whats your favorite? any other additions?


  • F5 master
  • God Bless Chris Moneymaker
  • nice catch
  • i’ll be dikn ur girl
  • get on your bike
  • Thanks for your donation
  • When does your book come out
  • ty
  • you’re right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table
  • wanna play hu
  • PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE
  • want some cheese to go with that whine
  • pass the ketchup
  • Thanks for coming
  • ugotpzd
  • Bring on more russians
  • thank you come again
  • save ur breath, u’ll need it for ur date
  • Players only at the table, please
  • I think you got leveled.



  • Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
     
     
     

    swingset (United States) 105 Posts. Joined 01-25-2005.
    07-02-2009 5:21 AM - In reply to

     These are all pretty stupid.


    amerart (United States) 273 Posts. Joined 03-01-2005.
    07-02-2009 6:46 AM - In reply to

     Just say: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over the sound of me stacking all of your chips"


    SpankyHamm (United States) 9,073 Posts. Joined 09-12-2006.
    07-02-2009 6:47 AM - In reply to

    Play him off keyboard cat.


    StupidFlanders (United States) 1,040 Posts. Joined 03-29-2009.
    07-02-2009 7:31 AM - In reply to

    swingset: 

     These are all pretty stupid.



    Agree.  And childish.  This just shows to the immaturity that has taken over the game.  And is also the reason why I play with the chat off so I don't have to see these assinine statments spewed back and forth between people.

    Voland (Sweden) 153 Posts. Joined 10-31-2007.
    07-02-2009 8:00 AM - In reply to

    StupidFlanders: 
    swingset: 

     These are all pretty stupid.



    Agree.  And childish.  This just shows to the immaturity that has taken over the game.  And is also the reason why I play with the chat off so I don't have to see these assinine statments spewed back and forth between people.


    I agree that it's stupid and childish. However I never turn the chat off. This is like the best tells ever... Makes Sharkscope superfluos.

    damnstraight (Canada) 681 Posts. Joined 06-28-2008.
    07-02-2009 8:21 AM - In reply to

     Yes stupid comments and nasty remarks should be reserved for poker forums.


    rmsapp08 (United States) 236 Posts. Joined 01-07-2008.
    07-02-2009 8:42 AM - In reply to

    I like to say oopsies when I suckout.  Besides that I don't chat much besides nh or ty.


    POTYH (United States) 143 Posts. Joined 06-18-2009.
    07-02-2009 8:47 AM - In reply to

    Best one I heard was from Lord Tom "durrrr" Dawn , when he told fagFullFlush to "get a job" 

    i lol'd


    monteaz (United States) 1,211 Posts. Joined 09-07-2006.
    07-02-2009 10:06 AM - In reply to

    Hey (insert players name) can I get you a blanket?

    (Said player)- Why?

    To cover up all those holes in your game.


    Quartersack (United States) 457 Posts. Joined 12-09-2007.
    07-02-2009 10:10 AM - In reply to

    Please dont tell me you operate a motor vehicle?


    Nate Avenson (United States) 1,067 Posts. Joined 01-29-2008.
    07-02-2009 10:48 AM - In reply to

    swd805: 
    Nate Avenson: 

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

    "Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."



    ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur :

    A.) not a professional
    B.) DooshBag


    I see how the second one could make me seem a little like a B.)

    But how does the first one show that I am either A.) or B.)? I don't get it.

    wny2nyc47 (United States) 1,226 Posts. Joined 11-22-2006.
    07-02-2009 11:21 AM - In reply to

    SpankyHamm: 

    Play him off keyboard cat.


    +1

    hoops886 (United States) 6,244 Posts. Joined 01-16-2006.
    07-02-2009 11:26 AM - In reply to

    God you guys are so stupid. This is why my chat is never ever on when I'm playing.


    Nate Avenson (United States) 1,067 Posts. Joined 01-29-2008.
    07-02-2009 11:37 AM - In reply to

    hoops886: 

    God you guys are so stupid. This is why my chat is never ever on when I'm playing.



    This is the second replay I have seen like this. I think it shows why our chatter is so +EV. It obv tilts you, and anything that tilts the villian is +EV

    AGGRECIV (United States) 133 Posts. Joined 12-15-2007.
    07-02-2009 1:13 PM - In reply to

    "you are 100% pure retard" or "ooops sik misclick"
     
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