Poker Discussion Post

ON YOUR BIKE

 LOL at the zigmund posts that guys is hilarious...and to everyone else bitching about how dumb this thread is... You read the topic and yet still read the posts and commented negatively...so this makes you any different how?

 I guess a few people missed the point I made a page or 2 back so I will be more explicit.

People who criticize players for talking smack in chat during a game but come on here and get into pissing contests over the subject are hypocrites. 

Proper Response: turn off chat, don't read/respond to thread.

How do you click your mouse with those hooves?

Nate Avenson:

swd805:

Nate Avenson:

swd805:

Nate Avenson:

my current favs:

"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

"Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."

ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur :

A.) not a professional
B.) DooshBag

I see how the second one could make me seem a little like a B.)

But how does the first one show that I am either A.) or B.)? I don't get it.

after a fish just lost their stack ur rubbing it in his face and reminding him that hes a losing player...  very unprofessional.  you do realize that the losing fish dont stick around forever, some of them quit or get training and comments like this at the table has something to do with it.  On another note if somebody just made a bad play why are you alerting them to it?  Very unprofessional.

Fair enough.

Was in a hand where I was postive the guy was on a flush draw, I had a set, made a good sized bet on the flop, on the turn I go all-in, it's more than a pot sized bet.

The guy calls and of course hits his flush draw.  I'm like, how the hell can you call, risking your tourney on a flush draw with one card left?  The dude says, I'm not afraid to lose.

I early had checked out his stats on OPR, and his ROI was -65.

So of course my respons to him saying I'm not afraid to lose was, yea, I can tell by looking at your ROI.

 "your good"

A Bloomfield:

I early had checked out his stats on OPR, and his ROI was -65.

So of course my respons to him saying I'm not afraid to lose was, yea, I can tell by looking at your ROI.

"well played faggot"

                     -pokerjamers

 Full Tilt Poker Game #13171989988: Turbo Hundo (97546629), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:12:42 ET - 2009/07/03
Seat 1: JMaster130 (2,335)
Seat 2: filmoreslims (2,100)
Seat 3: Azabahaha (2,135)
Seat 4: sfrah36 (2,125)
Seat 5: hamakim (1,795)
Seat 6: Sykedupp (1,650)
Seat 7: rakemeup (2,115)
Seat 8: calismooth (1,475)
Seat 9: kcymerint (3,920)
JMaster130 posts the small blind of 25
filmoreslims posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JMaster130 [Kd Kc]
Azabahaha folds
sfrah36 calls 50
hamakim calls 50
Sykedupp folds
rakemeup folds
calismooth folds
kcymerint folds
JMaster130 raises to 250
filmoreslims folds
sfrah36 folds
hamakim calls 200
*** FLOP *** [2h 6h 5s]
JMaster130 bets 300
hamakim calls 300
*** TURN *** [2h 6h 5s] [8c]
JMaster130 checks
hamakim bets 1,245, and is all in
JMaster130 calls 1,245
hamakim shows [3c 7c]
JMaster130 shows [Kd Kc]
*** RIVER *** [2h 6h 5s 8c] [9s]
JMaster130: yea...
hamakim shows a straight, Nine high
JMaster130 shows a pair of Kings
hamakim wins the pot (3,690) with a straight, Nine high
JMaster130: you should probably go the way of Old Yeller...
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,690 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 6h 5s 8c 9s]
Seat 1: JMaster130 (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: filmoreslims (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Azabahaha didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: sfrah36 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: hamakim showed [3c 7c] and won (3,690) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 6: Sykedupp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: rakemeup didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: calismooth didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: kcymerint (button) didn't bet (folded)

I bet you wear a helmet.