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Best Poker Chat Put Downs!!
Claydog07 (United States) 66 Posts. Joined 05-06-2008.
07-02-2009 1:34 AM

http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of)

whats your favorite? any other additions?


  • F5 master
  • God Bless Chris Moneymaker
  • nice catch
  • i’ll be dikn ur girl
  • get on your bike
  • Thanks for your donation
  • When does your book come out
  • ty
  • you’re right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table
  • wanna play hu
  • PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE
  • want some cheese to go with that whine
  • pass the ketchup
  • Thanks for coming
  • ugotpzd
  • Bring on more russians
  • thank you come again
  • save ur breath, u’ll need it for ur date
  • Players only at the table, please
  • I think you got leveled.



  • Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
     
     
     

    sirswish6 (United States) 2,097 Posts. Joined 04-22-2007.
    07-03-2009 7:29 PM - In reply to

     get killed


    thefuture021 (United States) 6,495 Posts. Joined 04-23-2006.
    07-03-2009 7:36 PM - In reply to

     That play was far from optimal.


    shipitb (United States) 369 Posts. Joined 11-08-2007.
    07-03-2009 7:40 PM - In reply to

    anything to do w/ ugly baby avatars


    stlboy05 (United States) 79 Posts. Joined 02-14-2009.
    07-03-2009 8:11 PM - In reply to

    Nate Avenson: 

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."



    end thread.....that is great lmao

    ryan8616 (United States) 126 Posts. Joined 05-30-2008.
    07-03-2009 9:06 PM - In reply to

    HeyNiceAscot: 

    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
    DANGEROUSS: fish
    ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
    ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
    ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
    ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
    ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
    DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song


    edit: this version is my fav

    DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
    DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
    DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
    DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
    ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
    ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
    ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
    ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
    DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
    ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
    ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES


    rofl rofl rofl roflewkfmwarjntgsr

    Smokin Zags (United States) 1,505 Posts. Joined 10-11-2007.
    07-04-2009 1:04 AM - In reply to

    I just shake my head when people get all butthurt when they lose.  It's just a game.

    However, I do appreciate clever and original remarks.

    caddymix024 (United States) 398 Posts. Joined 08-13-2008.
    07-04-2009 2:50 AM - In reply to

     when i lose i like to say there now u have enough money to shave your mothers back


    manderbutt (United States) 183 Posts. Joined 09-23-2007.
    07-04-2009 3:35 AM - In reply to

    ryan8616: 
    HeyNiceAscot: 

    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
    DANGEROUSS: fish
    ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
    ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
    ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
    ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
    ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
    DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song


    edit: this version is my fav

    DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
    DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
    DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
    DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
    ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
    ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
    ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
    ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
    DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
    ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
    ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES


    rofl rofl rofl roflewkfmwarjntgsr


    ^

    Reech (United States Minor Outlying Islands) 8,662 Posts. Joined 06-16-2007.
    07-04-2009 4:03 AM - In reply to

    really awful thread. act like you've taken a beat before.


    Nate Avenson (United States) 971 Posts. Joined 01-29-2008.
    07-04-2009 9:49 AM - In reply to

    Reech: 

    really awful thread. act like you've taken a beat before.



    I'm pretty sure these are just as effective when we beat the villian after he makes a terribad play.

    skysnolimit (United States) 80 Posts. Joined 05-17-2009.
    07-04-2009 6:20 PM - In reply to

     

    after ive taken a bad beat "nh rainman, all you care about is making bigger numbers"
     
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