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http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of) whats your favorite? any other additions?
F5 master
God Bless Chris Moneymaker
nice catch
i’ll be dikn ur girl
get on your bike
Thanks for your donation
When does your book come out
ty
you’re right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table
wanna play hu
PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE
want some cheese to go with that whine
pass the ketchup
Thanks for coming
ugotpzd
Bring on more russians
thank you come again
save ur breath, u’ll need it for ur date
Players only at the table, please
I think you got leveled.
Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
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'guess you thought i was bluffing'
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Yesterday, someone I took out said my mom was a whore. I told em that she prefers to be called an escort.
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Ziigmund: gus is fish
Ziigmund: so f bad
Ziigmund: and looks like chec republic man
Gus Hansen: you might lose a coin flip one day Ziggy
Ziigmund: gus is from czech rebubplik
Ziigmund: from ROMANIA HE IS
Ziigmund: gus likes eurovision
Ziigmund: gus should sing in eurovision..team chez romanisa
Ziigmund: gus is singer from romania
Ziigmund: czech rebuplic singer from eurovision gay bar GUSTAV HANSEN
Gus Hansen: no i dont think so
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swd805
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07-02-2009 2:21 PM
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my current favs:
"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."
"Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."
ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur : A.) not a professional B.) DooshBag
I see how the second one could make me seem a little like a B.) But how does the first one show that I am either A.) or B.)? I don't get it.
after a fish just lost their stack ur rubbing it in his face and reminding him that hes a losing player... very unprofessional. you do realize that the losing fish dont stick around forever, some of them quit or get training and comments like this at the table has something to do with it. On another note if somebody just made a bad play why are you alerting them to it? Very unprofessional.
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my current favs:
"Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."
"Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."
ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur : A.) not a professional B.) DooshBag
I see how the second one could make me seem a little like a B.) But how does the first one show that I am either A.) or B.)? I don't get it.
after a fish just lost their stack ur rubbing it in his face and reminding him that hes a losing player... very unprofessional. you do realize that the losing fish dont stick around forever, some of them quit or get training and comments like this at the table has something to do with it. On another note if somebody just made a bad play why are you alerting them to it? Very unprofessional.
Fair enough.
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How about that old dude from last year's Main Event ... he knocks someone out for a huge pot and stands up, points at the guy, and yells "Report to the rail". Classless, but kind of funny because he looked all old and innocent
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XOX
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07-02-2009 2:49 PM
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" I'v lost more money than you'll ever win" Cant remember whgo said it but its a classic
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klodi
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07-02-2009 2:55 PM
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lol @ all of u couse is funny and stupid in the same
No wonder why i win most of the time when i have my chat off
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When someone who's just been knocked out starts going off from the rail I love to type "What does that "observer" next to your name mean?"
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Cabo
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07-02-2009 5:41 PM
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When some idiot sux out I have always liked:
"You are dumb and lucky, your good luck won't last but you will be stupid forever"
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[ ] This Thread Delivers
[ ] This Thread Sucks and is Unfunny
[X] Holy shit I want the last few minutes of my life back because I read them all thinking ONE would be worth it
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[ ] This Thread Delivers
[ ] This Thread Sucks and is Unfunny
[X] Holy shit I want the last few minutes of my life back because I read them all thinking ONE would be worth it
OBv none of us has any clue. Please give us the chat put down by which all others should be judged.
Wait, what's that? You don't have one?
[ ] Thanks for posting!
[ ] You improved this thread dramatically.
[x] STFU/GTFO
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[ ] This Thread Delivers
[ ] This Thread Sucks and is Unfunny
[X] Holy shit I want the last few minutes of my life back because I read them all thinking ONE would be worth it
OBv none of us has any clue. Please give us the chat put down by which all others should be judged. Wait, what's that? You don't have one? [ ] Thanks for posting! [ ] You improved this thread dramatically. [x] STFU/GTFO
They're all stupid and anyone over the age of 14 or anyone with self-respect doesn't waste their time typing one.
/thread
//anything else you can think so say
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[ ] This Thread Delivers
[ ] This Thread Sucks and is Unfunny
[X] Holy shit I want the last few minutes of my life back because I read them all thinking ONE would be worth it
OBv none of us has any clue. Please give us the chat put down by which all others should be judged. Wait, what's that? You don't have one? [ ] Thanks for posting! [ ] You improved this thread dramatically. [x] STFU/GTFO
They're all stupid and anyone over the age of 14 or anyone with self-respect doesn't waste their time typing one. /thread //anything else you can think so say
First of all: "//anything else you can think so say" WAT?
Secondly: OBV only people under the age of 14 and/or with no self-respect type stuff like this in chat. All the people over 14 and/or with self respect are too busy typing stuff like this in poker forums:
"[ ] This Thread Delivers
[ ] This Thread Sucks and is Unfunny
[X] Holy shit I want the last few minutes of my life back because I read them all thinking ONE would be worth it"
Now that I compare the two, I guess I really don't see the difference.
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