Poker Discussion Post

i expected this thread to be funnier...

i like typing nice trap when they limp/raise all in with 77 and crush my kings

If it's a really sick cooler that i didnt expect i just say "oh". I never really get it in good so i dont think of clever things to say when i get sucked out on.

since all my bad beats seem to come in waves...

I usually end up askin the table if its "donkey appreciation day"

1. yup

Well played sir

wny2nyc47:

"Teach me?"

"Die in an AIDS-infested fire"

"Please do not reproduce"

classic.

1. i hope you go down a slide of razors get cut on every inch of your body then land in a pool of alcohol
2. im gonna put your child in a blender feet first that way i can see you both suffer suffer
3. i hope your family gets trapped in a fire and you watch them get burned alive that way you can suufer like me

to think all this over a poker game

,,|,,  @@  ,,|,,  F Stars fkjklui^$.>!

sad thread

"there goes the grocery money. my wife is gonna be pissed"

i normally opt for the sarcastic "wp"... normally gets the point across that i think they are terrible.

typical
POS

FML