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As many of the people on the poker forums know, there is a CT "crew" of loudmouthed arrogant poker players. They are pretty terrible as a hole, but aight at donkaments at times. They consist of //ubanga DARVIN HAM and bdbeatslayer.
This post will blow your mind.
Bdbeatslayer appeared out of nowhere on stars. "She" did alright in 109rs. Me and "Dana" eventually came to talking on AIM sometimes. During one of these AIM conversations, Dana accidentally sent me a picture of her. She was a fairly attractive girl, probably an 8.5/10. This baffled me on several levels and being the observant and brilliant person I am, I immediately became suspicious.
1. How does one accidentally send a picture on AIM? lol.
2. How is an attractive girl good at poker? (I know stereotyping is bad, but come on now, dimes aren't fucking grinding tourneys all day.)
Anyways, since then, I've heard from 2 reliable sources that bdbeatslayer doesn't exist. She is merely a female creation, created by these two nerds, wubanga and Darvin Ham, to possibly gain a table image or exploit the poker community at some point. Even if you get past the picture, the fact that a hot girl is playing a lot of poker, and the fact that sources can lie....there is another piece of evidence. I will include a picture of Darvin Ham, and Bdbeatslayer's OPR over a 2week period. Now , these losers are scummy enough to create a female alter-ego. However, they don't multi-account. LOL! What are the odds of 2 poker players (darvin ham and bdbeat slayer) playing poker tourneys for 2weeks and not once playing in a tourney with each other? lolololol. In fact if you combine the schedules together, it meshes to be one complete schedule almost with a couple days off. Also, has anyone ever seen bdbeatslayer in person? hahahahaha.
The picture will be included in the next post.
GFY Wubanga. You make fun of me for being a fat wasteless internet nerd, but you are the true fucked up psychopath. BURN.
<3
stealthmunk.
edit: oprs http://s199.photobucket.com/albums/aa19/thedylan/?action=view¤t=6czbsll.jpg
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anyone laying odds on the over/under of this posts count??
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ChuckSty
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i'd say 500 by midnight tomorrow pacific time
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Trent55
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ewww, Wu said Kid fo 6 said Kid......................whats going to happen next? Pls stay tuned
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lol @ knowing the mac addresses. they don't know that.
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VVubanga
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You ppl are sick in the head, dana and luke are both good friends of mine, and i dont even understand what im being accused of. this is hilarious ....ytiu is mad cuz i flamed him about the dog fighting so he spends his time tryin to out dana for what ! lol playin poker. seriously u would think some of u ppl would actually have lives, its like a soap opera to u ppl and im seriously sick of being accused of shit on this site.
its pretty obvious that a lot of u ppl are jealous of our sucess...i came from nothing, ive been poor my whole life and finally start to turn my life around and i love this site so much but cmon guys quit tryin to put ppl down and accuse ppl of stupid things...u realize u ppl are licking your lips over an alter ego? how dumb does that sound....by the way crazy cyrptiot ive always respected u and we've always been cool and u come on here and bad mouth me for no reason? thats pretty low bro. ytiu get a life kid, if somehow u ppl think ytiu is the man all of a sudden take a look at his thread in ot about dog fighting this kid is one disturbed dude, hes obv got nothing better to do with his time than make up stories about ppl.
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Wow, can you maybe get a life.
Thanks.
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AGame18
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Someone get wein on here...........he said he met her, what's the deal? Did Darvin slip him a finsky to lie to everyone, or did he really meet her? WEIN I WANT SOME ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!
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Oh my, soooooooooo ironic. No point in speculating/arguing anymore. We all know that this "dana" character is never going to show up in a live tournament, because she doesn't exist. We also know that although you are a pathetic, schizo, no-life, loser, fuck, for being in on this scheme, you don't multi-account.
I'm going to bed.
I'm not jealous of your success as I've had infinitely more success than you in poker, and I will have infinitely more success than you in the future. I do enjoy revealing to this community how truly fucked up you are.
peace.
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all of what u say may or may not be true, justin, but ur still a virgin!! OMG BURN
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AGame18
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I think it officially just hit #1 of all time.
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ChuckSty
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p5's official admins, mods, and associates oddly absent from this thread.
and i consider 46s a friend as well which means this might be first imaginary friend in about 20 years.
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