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The Well. Dipthrong.
dipthrong (United States) 571 Posts. Joined 05-23-2006.
05-15-2009 8:54 PM
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 Hey guys, I don't know how many people of you know me, but I'm ranked REALLY high (like top 41 or whatever... but who counts those kinds of things?)
So there I was, sitting in my bed grinding 33 dollar super turbos and raping heaps of cash. And just figured at least 55% of you were interested in like what i do on a day to day basis. So here we go girls and boys!
   My name is Mark, and I'm super heaps. I grew up less than hella... I mean, i had some friends, or whatever, but not too many. They'd sometimes call me weird names, but not always, and i'd say stop but they wouldn't. So that was meh at best, and i was over it, but who cares about that. I think the major change in my life was when my one friend was like "Hey, mark, what are you doing?" and i said "Nothing" and he said "oh sick, you should play some no limit holdem" and i was like "ok." I never looked back.
   So there I was in a $.50 USD rebuy and i didn't want to rebuy or addon incase i made the money and still lost money. I had Ace and Nine, and some guy bet me all in, but i just knew it so i called. He had double kings, and i turned an ace on the flop so he was drawing dead.
   After that I won a lot of money at online poker and people regarded me as a big deal. The confidence boost lead me to multiple (if not more) beer pong wins. I was playing with a lot of confidence at the time, and i was making cups as though it was no ones business. I'm heaps.
   So there i was, I had a computer, and an online pokerstars site (ubfulltiltpoker.pokerstars.org) and I just knew this was it... This was what I was into.
   I feel like maybe I'm rambling, so let's just get to business girls! Ask me anything at all that you want. Don't hold back! Let's really get down to the nitty gritty that is Dipthrong...
 
 
 

TheNephew (United States) 53 Posts. Joined 02-13-2006.
05-15-2009 8:57 PM - In reply to

 hof


ronkend (Bosnia and Herzegovina) 5,581 Posts. Joined 05-14-2005.
05-15-2009 8:58 PM - In reply to

first!


I Spew Chips (United States) 1,856 Posts. Joined 05-15-2007.
05-15-2009 8:59 PM - In reply to

On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

Where were you born?

What do you drive?

Did you go to college/do you now?  If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.

edit: lol level


IbizaCF3 (United States) 5,482 Posts. Joined 10-25-2006.
05-15-2009 9:00 PM - In reply to

 o.

m.

g.


This space reserved for future question


Edit: Thought of it right away. Did you steal my hat in Aruba or was I just so drunk I took it off and walked away?


crzysavage (United States) 3,534 Posts. Joined 03-15-2006.
05-15-2009 9:00 PM - In reply to

 solid thread


xxCelticFCxx (United Kingdom) 450 Posts. Joined 12-14-2006.
05-15-2009 9:01 PM - In reply to

I Spew Chips: 

On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

Where were you born?

What do you drive?

Did you go to college/do you now?  If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.

edit: lol level

lol sounds like a drunken post... =)

how did it feel to go on teh sickest heater ever?

dipthrong (United States) 571 Posts. Joined 05-23-2006.
05-15-2009 9:04 PM - In reply to
61

I Spew Chips: 

On a scale of 1 to 14, how drunk are you?

Where were you born?

What do you drive?

Did you go to college/do you now?  If so what is your major and how did you deal w classes and playin.



I am a 0. I drank a lot while I was growing up and have since grown up and realized the immaturity of binge drinking.

I was born in Philadelphia, USA.

I don't drive often, but when i do... what kind of question is that? grow up.

I went to college for a little, but then I played no limit texas holdem and decided math 030 wasn't for me.

leftygrove (United States) 1,526 Posts. Joined 07-10-2008.
05-15-2009 9:16 PM - In reply to

 AKs or 10-10?

mig.com or pearljammer?

on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i  if you were a girl, would you do me (look at profile pic)


ScottyWinn (United States) 70 Posts. Joined 04-12-2009.
05-15-2009 9:17 PM - In reply to

Vanessa Russo... Tiffany Michelle...Kara Scott...Annette Obrestad...Freddy Deeb...Jennifer Harman...Annie Duke...Kathy Leibert F*** One Marry One Kill One Fight One Back One

texasjesus (United States) 40 Posts. Joined 06-26-2008.
05-15-2009 9:20 PM - In reply to

Where is BPV and what the fuck is he doing right now?

herbstreet24 (United States) 314 Posts. Joined 08-08-2006.
05-15-2009 9:22 PM - In reply to

If u could bang any woman in poker who would it be?


dipthrong (United States) 571 Posts. Joined 05-23-2006.
05-15-2009 9:22 PM - In reply to
61

leftygrove: 

 AKs or 10-10?

mig.com or pearljammer?

on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i (look at profile pic)



I'd rather have the AKs. I am always happy to have two overcards and a potential flush draw, depending on the board.

1-10.. im not sure.. you're ugly as fuck

leftygrove (United States) 1,526 Posts. Joined 07-10-2008.
05-15-2009 9:25 PM - In reply to

dipthrong: 

you're ugly as fuck


zomg im going to get a backer for the 100r and gank you for that comment

sry no more questions

bantersaurus (United Kingdom) 325 Posts. Joined 01-13-2008.
05-15-2009 9:26 PM - In reply to

the question every female railbird wants to ask.........



















how big is your penis in the following situations;

a) on the flop?
b) hof erect?
c) in an ice cold lake?

 

please answer truthfully it means a lot to many people

 
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