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uh oh MICRO GOD GOING BROKE
whitealroker (United States) 13,376 Posts. Joined 12-20-2005.
02-16-2006 12:22 PM

despite having NO JOB from januray 2005 to october 2005 my real money hasnt been empty since october 2004. my secret JUST WIN BABY!, been a few close calls but now getting really close, bubbled before the money last two no limits i played A J vrs A 10, 10 and J J vrs A 4( two aces, a jack and 2 fives). I'm still WAY ahead this year in terms of ROI percentage but i pulled 150(pulled 90 out when i won 150, 60 out when i won 70) out last month since i dont need more then 50 in my account at any given time. I had money to reload and wasted it. SO very soon(I say saturday night) for a SPECIAL one week period, you can PLAY on stars and not worry about running into me. for the record this is about the 50th time I have planned a stars vaction and i WIN something that keeps me playing every time.  

 
 
 

RaVeSKDR (United States) 122 Posts. Joined 09-02-2005.
02-16-2006 2:08 PM - In reply to

<<>>^^DOWNDOWN

tieful (Canada) 1,602 Posts. Joined 01-14-2006.
02-16-2006 2:14 PM - In reply to

Maybe you're playing above your bankroll.  Maybe consider dropping down a level?

FlashOver 2,695 Posts. Joined 05-05-2005.
02-16-2006 2:14 PM - In reply to

^^^^^LMAO^^^^^

whitealroker (United States) 13,376 Posts. Joined 12-20-2005.
02-16-2006 3:29 PM - In reply to

i got a shane doan autographed patch card but doesnt sell till tuesday. opened a net teller account, can find 25.00

whitealroker (United States) 13,376 Posts. Joined 12-20-2005.
02-16-2006 3:41 PM - In reply to

lets compare, i'm not 40 yet, he MADE friends to hang out with while i have none(they are all online), his job is better yes, i'm hairy then him(they would need a cement truck of wax), BUT socially very accurate depiction of me, very nerdy and will eventually find some ugly pig that will put up with me and have UGLY kids. said it before I'm not mentally all there, tom cruise would say thats bull but my brain is wired all different then normal person. Most annoying person have EVER known socially in my life(worked with her at last job 7 years) FOUND somebody and is getting married so if i made a effort would find somebody i'm sure but DONT CARE so gg ever having a family. I want kids but not a girlfriend, any girl i'd get would SMOTHER me in my sleep when they find a) llama porn b) my hockey/golf/baseball card receipts for any giving week c) when we are suppose to go out for annversary but I dont want to miss 9:30 omaha hi lo 1.00 on stars


casinodee41 227 Posts. Joined 12-01-2005.
02-16-2006 4:01 PM - In reply to

Roker you should have no problem finding backing if you lose your bankroll,who wouldnt back the micro god 38 final tables. I will back you in the $1 tonight at 21:02

AceRunner (United States) 3,650 Posts. Joined 11-10-2005.
02-16-2006 4:09 PM - In reply to

LMAO...this thread is awesome

RaVeSKDR (United States) 122 Posts. Joined 09-02-2005.
02-16-2006 4:29 PM - In reply to

Al;  Ill back you in the $.10 $50 added on Stars in exchange for an unopened pack of 2004 Fleer and 50% of your profit in the tourney.

agriffrod (United States) 7,031 Posts. Joined 12-01-2005.
02-16-2006 4:37 PM - In reply to
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ill give u $3.30 if you will get a blog

FlashOver 2,695 Posts. Joined 05-05-2005.
02-16-2006 4:38 PM - In reply to

Hey Al stop pack searching in targets also!  hahaha


whitealroker (United States) 13,376 Posts. Joined 12-20-2005.
02-16-2006 4:45 PM - In reply to

pack searching used to be SOOOO easy, but not any more.

whitealroker (United States) 13,376 Posts. Joined 12-20-2005.
02-16-2006 4:48 PM - In reply to

by the way agriff YOU EVER EGG PEOPLE ON TO REPORT ME TO SUPPORT I WILL APPEAR NUDE IN YOUR DREAMS EVERY TIME YOU FALL ASLEEP. how DARE you!!!! amazed i didnt get a warning or revoke last night.

Ma Zi Yi (United States) 1,474 Posts. Joined 08-29-2005.
02-16-2006 4:54 PM - In reply to

I usually try to keep around 10 bucks in stars, thats all you really need for the micro cash games.  

Ronino4u (United States) 13 Posts. Joined 12-14-2005.
02-16-2006 5:27 PM - In reply to

I don't wanna call myself god how about  jesus!! that works

agriffrod (United States) 7,031 Posts. Joined 12-01-2005.
02-16-2006 5:37 PM - In reply to
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THAT WAS AWESOME. I begged and pleaded they would report you and they didn't, too bad, maybe next time. I should've bribed them i guess
 
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