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Was asked to make my first thread for humor and entertainment-
yngmanN4quiki (United States) 61 Posts. Joined 02-09-2005.
04-24-2006 8:51 AM

Just a fun email, enjoy.

And this is how it begins, (playing a double shootout for a $530 seat) This is the final table in which only one seat was paid and 2nd got NOTTA.

PokerStars Game #4727753288: Tournament #23589981, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level II (15/30) - 2006/04/24 - 07:50:58 (ET)
Table '23589981 1' 8-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (1790 in chips)
Seat 2: rompas (1340 in chips)
Seat 3: forever owls (2350 in chips)
Seat 4: S.S.LAZIO (600 in chips)
Seat 5: Edible Max (1720 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (1370 in chips)
Seat 7: berilga (1630 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (1200 in chips)
Econ Adager: posts small blind 15
ThatSamIAm: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [2h Ah]
rompas: calls 30
forever owls: folds
S.S.LAZIO: calls 30
Edible Max: folds
Fleacer: calls 30
berilga: folds
Econ Adager: raises 120 to 150
ThatSamIAm: calls 120
rompas: calls 120
S.S.LAZIO: folds
Fleacer: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [4s 4h 5h]
Econ Adager: checks
ThatSamIAm: checks
rompas: bets 150
Fleacer: calls 150
Econ Adager: folds
ThatSamIAm: folds
*** TURN *** [4s 4h 5h] [5d]
rompas: bets 150
Fleacer: raises 150 to 300
rompas: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [4s 4h 5h 5d] [6h]
rompas: bets 740 and is all-in
Fleacer: calls 740
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rompas: shows [6s 6d] (a full house, Sixes full of Fives)
Fleacer: shows [2h Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
rompas collected 3010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board [4s 4h 5h 5d 6h]
Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: rompas showed [6s 6d] and won (3010) with a full house, Sixes full of Fives
Seat 3: forever owls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: S.S.LAZIO folded before Flop
Seat 5: Edible Max folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fleacer showed [2h Ah] and lost with a flush, Ace high

Nice call donk, you can go to sleep now......
Ah but wait!


Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (1640 in chips)
Seat 2: rompas (3010 in chips)
Seat 3: forever owls (2350 in chips)
Seat 4: S.S.LAZIO (570 in chips)
Seat 5: Edible Max (1720 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (30 in chips) !!!!!!!!!!! <------ !!!!
Seat 7: berilga (1630 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (1050 in chips)
ThatSamIAm: posts small blind 15
rompas: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [Kc Qd]
forever owls: calls 30
S.S.LAZIO: folds
Edible Max: folds
Fleacer: calls 30 and is all-in
berilga: folds
Econ Adager: raises 120 to 150
ThatSamIAm: folds
rompas: folds
forever owls: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [8s 8c Ad]
forever owls: checks
Econ Adager: bets 200
forever owls: calls 200
*** TURN *** [8s 8c Ad] [Qs]
forever owls: checks
Econ Adager: checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 8c Ad Qs] [Td]
forever owls: checks
Econ Adager: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
forever owls: shows [6h 6d] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
Econ Adager: shows [9d 9h] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Econ Adager collected 640 from side pot
Fleacer: shows [Kc Qd] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Fleacer collected 135 from main pot

Comeback? Yea sure when do these tylenol pm's kick in?

Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (1700 in chips)
Seat 2: rompas (2965 in chips)
Seat 3: forever owls (1955 in chips)
Seat 4: S.S.LAZIO (450 in chips)
Seat 5: Edible Max (1720 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (135 in chips)
Seat 7: berilga (1765 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (1310 in chips)
S.S.LAZIO: posts small blind 15
Edible Max: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [7s Ad]
Fleacer: raises 90 to 120
berilga: folds
Econ Adager: folds
ThatSamIAm: folds
rompas: raises 90 to 210
forever owls: folds
S.S.LAZIO: folds
Edible Max: folds
Fleacer: calls 15 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6h 6s 2d]
*** TURN *** [6h 6s 2d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [6h 6s 2d As] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fleacer: shows [7s Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
rompas: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Fleacer collected 315 from pot

Ah the classic turn Ace on stars... does it ever miss?
(p.s. Bink)

Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (1700 in chips)
Seat 2: rompas (2830 in chips)
Seat 3: forever owls (1955 in chips)
Seat 4: S.S.LAZIO (435 in chips)
Seat 5: Edible Max (1690 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (315 in chips)
Seat 7: berilga (1765 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (1310 in chips)
Edible Max: posts small blind 15
Fleacer: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [2d 2s]
berilga: raises 90 to 120
Econ Adager: folds
ThatSamIAm: folds
rompas: folds
forever owls: folds
S.S.LAZIO: folds
Edible Max: folds
Fleacer: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [7h 2h 5s]
Fleacer: checks
berilga: bets 120
Fleacer: raises 75 to 195 and is all-in
berilga: calls 75
*** TURN *** [7h 2h 5s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7h 2h 5s Qs] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fleacer: shows [2d 2s] (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)
berilga: shows [9s Ad] (a pair of Queens)
Fleacer collected 645 from pot

YAWN......

Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (3175 in chips)
Seat 2: rompas (2330 in chips)
Seat 3: forever owls (920 in chips)
Seat 5: Edible Max (2310 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (1410 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (1855 in chips)
Edible Max: posts small blind 50
Fleacer: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [As 3s]
Econ Adager: folds
ThatSamIAm: folds
rompas: folds
forever owls: calls 100
Edible Max: raises 250 to 350
Fleacer: calls 250
forever owls: raises 570 to 920 and is all-in
Edible Max: calls 570
Fleacer: calls 570
*** FLOP *** [6s 9s Qs]
Edible Max: bets 1390 and is all-in
Fleacer: calls 490 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6s 9s Qs] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [6s 9s Qs Kh] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Edible Max: shows [Qc 9c] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Fleacer: shows [As 3s] (a flush, Ace high)
Fleacer collected 980 from side pot
forever owls: shows [2h 2d] (a pair of Deuces)
Fleacer collected 2760 from main pot

Pwnage.....luckbox? Absolutely.

Seat 1: ThatSamIAm (1575 in chips)
Seat 2: rompas (2955 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (3290 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (4180 in chips)
rompas: posts small blind 75
Fleacer: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [Qc 9c]
Econ Adager: folds
ThatSamIAm: folds
rompas: calls 75
Fleacer: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qd 9s 9h] (haha are u kiddin me?)
rompas: checks
Fleacer: checks
*** TURN *** [Qd 9s 9h] [Kh]
rompas: bets 150
Fleacer: raises 150 to 300
rompas: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [Qd 9s 9h Kh] [Ah]
rompas: checks
Fleacer: bets 600
rompas: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fleacer: shows [Qc 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
rompas: shows [Js 9d] (three of a kind, Nines) nh sir
Fleacer collected 2100 from pot

(A hard on is beginning to form)

Seat 2: rompas (3285 in chips)
Seat 6: Fleacer (4340 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (4375 in chips)
rompas: posts small blind 75
Fleacer: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [As Qh]
Econ Adager: raises 300 to 450
rompas: folds
Fleacer: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [2d Jc 7d]
Fleacer: checks
Econ Adager: bets 300
Fleacer: calls 300
*** TURN *** [2d Jc 7d] [5c]
Fleacer: checks
Econ Adager: bets 450
Fleacer: raises 750 to 1200
Econ Adager: calls 750
*** RIVER *** [2d Jc 7d 5c] [7h]
Fleacer: bets 2390 and is all-in
Econ Adager: folds
Fleacer collected 3975 from pot
Fleacer: doesn't show hand (and why should I?) I'm Fleacer, ty

Was that a little precum foaming??


PokerStars Game #4727945801: Tournament #23589981, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level VI (100/200) - 2006/04/24 - 08:55:33 (ET)
Table '23589981 1' 8-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: Fleacer (8540 in chips)
Seat 8: Econ Adager (3460 in chips)
Fleacer: posts small blind 100
Econ Adager: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fleacer [Kh Kc]
Fleacer: raises 200 to 400
Econ Adager: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [3c 5d Th]
Econ Adager: checks
Fleacer: bets 800
Econ Adager: raises 1200 to 2000
Fleacer: raises 1200 to 3200
Econ Adager: calls 1060 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3c 5d Th] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [3c 5d Th 7s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Econ Adager: shows [Tc 4c] (a pair of Tens)
Fleacer: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Fleacer collected 6920 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6920 | Rake 0
Board [3c 5d Th 7s Js]
Seat 6: Fleacer (button) (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won (6920) with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: Econ Adager (big blind) showed [Tc 4c] and lost with a pair of Tens

Biiiiiiiink!!! Was that the sound of a fist pump over the congratulatory banner saying I'm the winner? Or was it the sound of me spewing all over myself? Either way, let this be a lesson to my impatient friends out there.......... NEVER GIVE UP ON A TOURNEY. (even when u have 30 chips left) Ya just NEVER KNOW ;)

 
 
 

wsaul (United States) 57 Posts. Joined 01-29-2005.
04-24-2006 9:10 AM - In reply to

donkey  
;-)

wsaul

dolce (United States) 720 Posts. Joined 12-15-2005.
04-24-2006 10:19 AM - In reply to

nh sir

craiggers64 (United States) 350 Posts. Joined 02-21-2005.
04-24-2006 11:13 AM - In reply to

I agree "never give up" and also don't be a dumbass like me. If you are gonna bet 99.999% of your stack preflop--just move all in. Because you just might lose your connection.


PokerStars Game #4646846258: Tournament #23190941, $50+$5 Hold'em No
Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/04/16 - 17:43:07 (ET)
Table '23190941 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Toze (635 in chips)
Seat 3: X--Gino--X (6840 in chips)
Seat 4: craiggers64 (385 in chips)
Seat 7: blinchik (3715 in chips)
Seat 9: NetMet1 (1925 in chips)
NetMet1: posts small blind 75
Toze: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to craiggers64 [9c As]
X--Gino--X: folds
craiggers64: raises 234 to 384
blinchik: folds
NetMet1: calls 309
Toze: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2s Qc]
NetMet1: bets 150
craiggers64 is disconnected
X--Gino--X said, "bad time to disconnect!"
X--Gino--X said, "really bad....."
NetMet1 said, "i don't have anyhting"
X--Gino--X said, "only $1 left....he calls."
craiggers64 has timed out while disconnected
craiggers64: folds
craiggers64 is sitting out
craiggers64 is connected
NetMet1 collected 918 from pot
NetMet1: shows [Td Kc] (high card Ace)
craiggers64 has returned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 918 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 2s Qc]
Seat 2: Toze (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: X--Gino--X folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: craiggers64 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: blinchik (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NetMet1 (small blind) collected (918)

I was being a smartass and typed in "I gotta save 1 chip just incase I gotta lay this down" when I lost my connection. A $55 lesson

bwebster (United States) 224 Posts. Joined 12-12-2005.
04-24-2006 11:40 AM - In reply to

incredible...

servitup (United States) 461 Posts. Joined 02-22-2005.
04-24-2006 11:57 AM - In reply to

wow, maybe poker really is all luck.  you played that like crap and so did most of your opponents.
 
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