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my girlfriend keeps asking me this and Im not sure what to say. (I think she wants to get me some kind of gift that involves poker...)
I was thinking "Don't count your chips while they're still on the table" but I would like to hear other peoples favorites. It can be funny/motivational/whatever.
P.S. sorry if this is a repost.
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a .45 beats a fullhouse any day of the week
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"Well ain't that some shit".
- Rev.K on almost every river card.
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"@#$% these @#$%ing donkey's, they @#$%ing suck out on me every @#$%ing time!" -Phil Hellmuth
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I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not
like.
-- Oklahoma Johnny Hale
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Poker isn't gambling. Its a game, and money is just how you keep score.
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Not really your standard poker quote, but
"Most people make money to put it in the bank or whatever. I make money to gamble." - Phil Ivey
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best one
chip and a chair.
worst one
"I can dodge bullets baby!"
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"All you can eat bay bay."
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"kiddie game is down the street"
"welcome to value town"
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Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
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