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Re(5): quiting while ur behind
RIPPTYDE what the fuck is your definition of UNDERAGED' Just because we are not all 40 year old losers who sit around and bitch on a forum all day(Im a 20 yr old college punk, I can happily sit around, play poker, bitch on forums, and smoke dope all day) doesnt mean we are underaged retards.. DO YOU HAVE A job yet' are you a 40 year old virgin' Its obvious from previous posts Ive read that you are not knowledgable enough to make a living at this beautiful game - so what the fuck do you do with your time' - other than bitch out us young dudes for acting our age! P.S. WHY did you remove your ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 28th, 2006
Re(4): laptop to quad table no overlap?
ugh.. good post grasshopper.. GB obv DIDNT make a typo and GB obv ISNT talking about a computer..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 28th, 2006
Re(6): Observation on Mahatma in the 50-100NL Game on UB
stlouis is right.. mahatma owns 3+ handed.. and everyone knows(including most of his competition) that GP is #1 at headsup cashgames..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 28th, 2006
Re(6): belowabove pretty deep in the 55k on stars
ahhhh good call n8 gg observation skillz
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(4): belowabove pretty deep in the 55k on stars
lol the tourney started 11 minutes ago.. umm .. im confused
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(4): HU etiquette when player goes DISCO?
Askesis.. why exactly is it TOO DAMN BAD' what are you losing by ending the match and shipping the guy back his money'.. 2 minutes of your life' $100 sngos on stars fill up every 2 seconds.. is that too long to wait for the next one' and then you proceed to laugh at the guy for being HONEST and NOT dodging the rake(which im pretty sure is technically illegal btw)..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(5): HU etiquette when player goes DISCO?
SORRY DOGGZ, but its people like you that I wish were eliminated from online poker.. i mean you dont have to ship the coin.. but atleast be honest about it
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
PBDRUNKS owns
that is all..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(6): Simple rules question
nah Js=Jh=Jd=Jc
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(3): HU etiquette when player goes DISCO?
tx jenn.. he did call me a jerk for blinding him off.. but the thing is, I genuinely believed him when he said it was 1/2 his bankroll - I checked sharkscope, and as innacurate as it supposedly is, it showed the guy as being down 6k lifetime in sngos on stars.. some people just dont know when to quit/drop to the micro limits i guess..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(2): HU etiquette when player goes DISCO?
lol OWNED.. good one Red.. that guys a def jackass and it should be a no brainer for a player with ANY class at all to just agree to ship it back -rake.. haha those beats are beautiful man - i love watching assholes go down in flames karmas a bitch -
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(5): Simple rules question
SORRY BRIGHTAIL!! but its impossible to 'answer this riddle' without the HH.. I still think you misread the players hands or the board or something.. UB would be under fire otherwise..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(7): ZeeJustin to speak tonight
I changed it back to 'dink' just for you dude.. And no gank is not a dink.. he made extremely good points and articulated them well.. he did not go into rage mode and restate the same bullshit over and over like you and some others did in this post..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(2): Worst Poker Book Ever?
Helmuths book
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(5): ZeeJustin to speak tonight
yeah i guess i have to agree.. good post gank
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(7): Simple rules question
Ripp man - ease up dude.. its notmy fault 90% of the posts you make are redonkulous.. sorry dude.. but you made no sense in this thread and I figured Id tell you why.. AND... I was also trying to help you out by telling you to delete the donkish things you said so that the whole community doesnt realize what I already have.. i guess I dont need to point out the obvious, therefore I will disengage in the verbal sparring..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(7): Simple rules question
nah dude.. the board is double paired and their is a J on board.. 4 to the flush is the only possibility..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(5): Simple rules question
the 'you are an idiot' posts only seem to follow up posts by 'Ripptyde'.. coincidence'.. I think not! Sorry man, its not my fault you say the stupidest shit over and over and over and over.. would you scroll up and delete the redonkulous shit you posted in this thread already.. DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(2): ZeeJustin to speak tonight
^^^^ N-82 You dinks who continually turn into raging lunatics when ZeeJustin is brought up are ridiculous.. you rage about the same shit over and over.. we all know he messed up large so just stop, grow up, and get a life.. the guy lost more money(actual and expected) than a majority of you ragers will ever make in your poker 'careers'..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(3): Simple rules question
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO WOW are you thedumbest poker player on earth ripp'.. sorry man - but the fact that you honestly believed what HVD said has made me lose ALL respect for anything you have or will EVER post.. How can you call yourself a poker player and not detect the sarcasm in hvd's post.. PLEASE RIPPY - EDIT YOUR POST ASAP SO THE WHOLE COMMUNITY DOESNT REALIZE HOW DUMB YOU ARE!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(2): Simple rules question
lol
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(4): Simple rules question
to be honest, I still think that in both cases - the board and player hands were misread.. UB might have some software problems but their is absolutely no way they can fuck around when it comes to awarding pots.. do you understand what the ramifications would be' I guess I just asked you a question that I dont really know the answer too - but I'm pretty sure something serious would be going down as we speak if this actually happened...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(3): Was this the time to fold my Kings?
nah man - never fold k's in ANY rebuy sesh.. if somebody has AA then repeat after me, "fuck you lee.."
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(5): Simple rules question
LOL @ me being the donk yet you still cant read the board/tell that its obviously a split pot.. hows 1penny/2penny treating you'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(4): sharkscope or poker phrophecy
well I wouldnt say the sharkscope 'bashers' are break even players - sheets is a prime example and he WITHOUT A DOUBT knows poker like the back of his hand.. and I would not even consider taking sharkscopes word over his, nor would I say he is anything but a WINNING PLAYER - BUT everyone winning player I know personally(including people with 900+ counts and 50k+ profits) says they are pretty accurate.. so really, I dont know what to think.. i wish the top players whos data is butchered would just ask to be removed from the database..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(3): Simple rules question
rippy.. are you serious' do you play poker'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(2): sharkscope or poker phrophecy
yeah supposedly sharkscope only butchers the data of certain sngo "gods".. i have a count of 700+ and they are dead on for me as well as everyone else I know personally..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 27th, 2006
Re(2): Sheets
tyvm ape.. That is all ANYONE should need to read...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 26th, 2006
Re(2): HU etiquette when player goes DISCO?
not the same situation..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 26th, 2006
Re(6): Sheets
Profit is calculated exclusive of site fees
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		-aaakk-
Apr 26th, 2006