Mr. Blonde - Mike

Mr. Blonde is a former optician and who registered as a PocketFiver in September '05. A staple of the Off Topic forum, Mike is the founder of "Micro Mayhem," a contest that allows small stakes online poker players to compete against fellow PocketFivers in a challenging and fun environment. Mike also serves as a volunteer forum moderator for PocketFives.

Inside the World of Micro Mayhem Apr 02, 2009

Mr. Blonde: Specializes in R-rated humor, but capable of switching it up when needed. Very witty, and sometimes very emotional. A loyal OTer thick and thin. Takes special care and attention to hazing noobs. Past history has shown he may not be a big fan of reposts. Formerly dubbed the "Repost Nazi," his signature weapon is an image of a chubby black male who appears to be Fat Albert. Very talented at poetry. Remains relatively quiet during stretches and then explodes with passion and quality when you least expect it. Posts not suitable for children. Cusses frequently. Rumor has it that height may be a weakness. Said to be 5'6" or shorter. written by: 1.21gigawatts 5/20/08 OT Podcast featuring Mr. blonde