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Re:***WSOP Main Event thread***
Bluff's link doesn't work for me because my computer sucks. So thanks for the second link!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Nov 9th, 2009
Re:***WSOP Main Event thread***
Jeff Shulman was quoted as saying something like 'this is the easiest field I've ever played against'. Would he have said that about WSOP '03'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Nov 8th, 2009
Re:Need help trying to turn down a fatty introduced by a friend.
No matter how much people want to pretend that looks don't matter, they do, to a point. You have to be attracted to your mate if you want to have a long term relationship. Plenty of people will disagree, but sex is integral. Just because you are not interested doesn't make you shallow. You just aren't attracted to that person. Attraction is a must. As far as letting her down easy... she probably won't believe you and she'll think the worst no matter what you say. Try to be nice, you'll forget her, she'll forget eventually, live goes on. Good luck
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Jul 1st, 2009
Re:UIGEA feedback, VERY important to make all voices heard PROMPTLY. Sticky please.
Sent
Posted in: Poker Legislation 		Aesh
Nov 10th, 2008
Re:Wow! So nobody thought that was funny?
I've been following almost every response in this thread and I certainly have no idea if Seal is guilty, but I think a lot of people are missing Jennifear's point. "You can't dole out five thousand dollars worth of punishment for a fifty buck crime." ** Assuming he's guilty he should be punished accordingly. If you steal a pair of pants from a retail clothing store you get fined and can't return to that store for a few (however many, I don't know) months. I.E., confiscate winnings and ban for a few months. If you rob an armored truck you get fined and ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Nov 7th, 2008
Re:Wow! So nobody thought that was funny?
Bad taste or not' Funny or not' These two things are completely subjective. This thread shouldn't be even 10% of the size that it is. Stars will investigate. Pretty much the end of the story.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Nov 6th, 2008
Re:ps... add turbo major pls !!
I can't imagine Stars could change the majors to Turbo-only. There would be an outrage. It would be akin to changing the WSOP ME to turbo. (OK, that's a little drastic.) It's just that neither of these are a reality. Frank and company have made very convincing points for playing turbos. I can't see any argument for them being donk-fests unless all you do is shove, which is obviously not the case for a good turbo player. Good luck on getting your turbo majors guys! Aesh P.S. I don't play turbos.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Nov 5th, 2008
Re:Full Tilt watch (FTP Store)
Obvious brag post about having enough FTP points to use on a watch. ;) JK For better value ask FullTilt to buy their merchandise with cash. Use your points to win tokens and seats to tourneys!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Oct 8th, 2008
Re:AS I fade fron this life......
Regarding: Pity party Pity isn't a party. Hope is a party. You have given humankind a party. Be good Tow.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Sep 22nd, 2008
Re:AS I fade fron this life......
I'm not hijacking the topic please, just a sidebar -- You can't play pro baseball on steroids' What' I hope some of this can give you a good laugh Tow. Much Love
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Sep 22nd, 2008
Re:AS I fade fron this life......
Hey Tow, I've been a lurker here for quite some time. I don't post much and only read and check these boards casually, but I happened to read your posts (way back whenever) when you were first talking of your plight. I've never been touched so much by someone I've never met and probably never will. I can't possibly imagine what you're going through and I wish you the best of luck. With your eloquent words I think you've inspired the uninspired. Maybe one day we can help you as much as you've helped others. Josh
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Sep 22nd, 2008
Re:Every online players nightmare!
If you think the internet can't go down in the middle of the day you're a fucking moron.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Sep 22nd, 2008
Re:What did you drink tonight?
I wouldn't normally remember except tonight was only beer -- -- then cheap beer -- and then cheaper beer
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Sep 20th, 2008
Re:Do you make this call live 5-5 game...
^^^^ Yes, fold... if you hate money. This is a bluff value bet. Call or push the rest in.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
May 24th, 2008
Re:Full Tilt INJUSTICE! Account closed!
This is a little off topic -- Re:Full Tilt INJUSTICE! Account closed! In reply to By Magnet Steve on 05-03-2008 1:31 AM Reply Favorites You can change a MAC address pretty damned easily (called spoofing). You can't change DNA. I thought Law and Order: SVU proved that you can change DNA through blood transfusion or some bullshit. I could be talking out of my ass here though... :)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
May 2nd, 2008
Re:Sitting with 200$ or 400$ at 200nl on AP
Short buy-in equals short gain, but also means less chance of losing extra $$. It's a give and take.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Apr 21st, 2008
Re:Epiphany of a Poker Player
agreed ^^^
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Apr 13th, 2008
Re:Caption Contest (exclusive I_BLADE_U pic)
It was college, we were just experimenting.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Apr 13th, 2008
Re:I FCKN HATE SLOWROLLERS!!! is this a bad push UTG, 5 handed
Bama, Snap call or not, this is soooooo not a slowroll. If you really think it is, you have a lot to learn. And yes, it's a bad push
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Apr 12th, 2008
Re:Hand History and chat from Ted Forrest folding 1Oth billion hand
To the jokers and the idiots -- Thank you all. This was enjoyable.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Apr 10th, 2008
Re:CLASSIC!!!!! PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!STARS SUPPORT
I laughed out loud for a loooong time. I thank you.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Apr 3rd, 2008
Re:My 6 year old nephew just won a $6 sng
We've all played cards that early, maybe not for real money, but at 6 years old, he probably doesn't even know what that means. If he is smart enough to know, then more power to him. Just tell him not to tell any of his teachers until at least his Senior year of High School.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Aesh
Apr 3rd, 2008
Re:DON'T PLAY THIS GAME! YOU WILL NEVER STOP!
Incorrect Mind-numbingly boring I want the last ten minutes of my life back
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Mar 30th, 2008
Re(2): Bar Tipping
yes ^^^^ On the $80 you described, 10 minimum 15 or 20 if you want primo service the rest of the night If you leave a twenty the guy will remember you, no matter how busy I've been doing it for a living for 10 years
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Mar 27th, 2008
Re(7): OK Seriously - Im SFGOOD at Poker
I hear ya, I think we're agreeing'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Mar 27th, 2008
Re(5): OK Seriously - Im SFGOOD at Poker
I'm on the sauce right now too grif, so I could be off as well. I think you're right, the actual $$ swings will be less up or down, but the overall variance has to be the same.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Mar 27th, 2008
Re(3): OK Seriously - Im SFGOOD at Poker
Yea uhhh... You can't reduce (or increase) variance. Something either has variance or it doesn't. Some things have less variance than others, but there is no way to change the amount of it. That would be like saying you can change the answer to 1 + 1
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Mar 27th, 2008
Re(5): Current slang for getting high?
I hear faded and blazed alot in the midwest.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Aesh
Mar 27th, 2008