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Re:I need a good horror movie series...
I'm w/ bfactor on the first two...28 days later, meh not so much. I like the Alien Trilogy...no resurrection or AVP crap. If you've never seen them they could scare the shit out of you...Alien is the best. 1, 2, 3 in that order.
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Jun 9th, 2009
Re:Do you believe in God?
yes repost'
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Jun 7th, 2009
Re:Treaty between the US and Muslim Nations
Perhaps you would allow me to read to you today from the Treaty of Tripoli; also known as the "Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States of America and the Bay and Subjects of Tripoli of Barbary." Article 11: Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no ...
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Jun 7th, 2009
Re:Ugh...my credit card was flagged for suspicious activity
at least your monthly online porn memberships didn't come due this week
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Jun 5th, 2009
Re:Work Fail Today
you probably gained some serious 'brownie' points by doing that...the real question is if he comes back Monday and says anything.
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Jun 5th, 2009
Re:Is this serious? ebay item
lol @ u ever playing a pokemon card game
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Jun 5th, 2009
Re:Clever sports bar name
Two shots...one cup.
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Jun 5th, 2009
Re:Work Fail Today
wow...epic. I'd tell him not to do it at work...regardless of how lax your company is. man I hope his speakers are turned up. EDIT: you're going to be the talk of his country club this weekend.
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Jun 5th, 2009
Re:We are the champions!!
Give it a generation and yes, it'll be big here and possibly the #2 pro sport. Both pro and college football are untouchable but other than that you're looking at a sport full of thugs/teen-aged superstars and another that filled to the brim w/ illegal drug users. In a generation, the largest population in the good ol USA will be hispanic. Don't get me wrong, none of these are going to go away, but it's ripe for a new sport to emerge into the #2 spot. Now in Waco's mind...soccer will always be a pussy sport.
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May 31st, 2009
Re:MUPP's deal of the day
looks like you misunderestimated him
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May 30th, 2009
Re:Man vs. wolf
give man a gun...50/50
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May 18th, 2008
Re:If you ran over a cat..
i love dogs and cats...but seriously beki, you gotta stop fucking w/ Darwin's law and let your girl die if she's dumb enough to get hit by a third car. EDIT: I say this knowing I'd be taking mine to the vet immed no matter how many times they were hit...
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May 18th, 2008
Re:Man vs. wolf
there is a reason humans have trained dogs to protect and attack throughout our history...it's because they don't tend to lose in fights to people when pissed enough. That being said, the wolf is by far the biggest badass of the species and I don't give you more than 3 minutes. time includes how long it takes you to die from either shock or blood loss.
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May 18th, 2008
Re:OMG! My house is about to blow!
how did said water leak from the bathroom'
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May 17th, 2008
Re:How do you capture a dog on the loose?
u catch her yet' find some raw meat or something that's cooked and smells good. Toss it towards her where she'll eat it. Chasing dogs never works, if you get her attention and run away she might chase you back.
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May 11th, 2008
Re:Should I go for this job interview tomorrow?
you do understand that at the rate you're going you'll be blackballed in recruiting circles in your area by the time your unemployment runs out' Then what will you do'
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May 11th, 2008
Re:I'm bored
damn...out already''' thought for sure they busted you in New Jersey today.
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May 8th, 2008
Re:I F*cking Hate Airports
enjoyed OP until this: Oh and if anyone pulls that "you get to play poker for a living and you're bitching about blah blah blah" please go fuck yourself - I am happy with my life I am just unloading a current frustration in a forum I've enjoyed over the last couple years. That shit only happens in PD...any true OTer wouldn't harass you about your profession b/c you're stuck in an airport. GL getting home ASAP...
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May 8th, 2008
Re:P5s OT Poker League Finale is Tonight!!! *$10+1 NLHE*
awesome...you're a class act there Shorty. Congrats Pigalet, Shorty, Mook and BGX!!!
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May 7th, 2008
Re:*SIGH* - scammed
it was all pretty surreal...he got in touch w/ me via pm before the final saying that if KU won me and another guy would split 50/50 and if Memphis won he would get all of it. He was even pm-ing after the game the next day, etc. Then he just disappeared. I talked to him on e-mail a week later and he was like, no man, I got hacked, I'll send you a check. Just doesn't make sense why he'd go to that trouble for what in total was $250 ($125 me, $125 other guy.) however I probably should have guessed something was up when he put in 15 entries...oh well. You live, you learn.
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May 5th, 2008
Re:I am apparently not good enough to fold trips on the flop...
i'm confused I guess with the mentality that 'even though I'm beat, since 1/2 my stack is in there, here comes the rest.' you know you're beat when he shoves on your re-raise. Unless this is donk city and he thinks AA is good or is for some reason bluffing...I can't understand what else you'd think he has here. What was your though process on his cards when he re-raised you' If it was, I know he has a K too but there's a small chance he doesn't then you should be folding. If it wasn't this and you put him on something less than trips then good call, ...
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May 5th, 2008
Re:*SIGH* - scammed
yup, that one. like I said, a flipament so no big deal until the guy shows back up today.
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May 5th, 2008
*SIGH* - scammed
Ugh...I really hate this shit but yeah, I / we got scammed it seems. Jarlynch, if you remember him, ran a flip-em tourney that I co-won and though he seemed like a good guy who was going to pay up he never did. I was waiting to hear back from him via e-mail I sent him a couple days ago but lo and behold he signs back in here today. I wanted to just let this go away but not if he's actually gonna come back. If he gets me the money I'll repost on here and take it back but given the look of his profile to date and the fact that he claimed his PS and P5s accounts were 'hacked' on ...
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May 5th, 2008
Re:LifeLock
$100 / year worth it imo
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May 5th, 2008
Iron Man 2
Sorry if this is a repost...I'm not allowed to access P5s from my work e-mail but I did see today for everyone who enjoyed Iron Man that Marvel guaranteed a sequel in 2010. Saw it here... eff this...dunno why it won't become an active link for me...sorry cut & paste time.
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May 5th, 2008
Re:get well blondie thread <3
get better man...many well wishes
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May 5th, 2008
Re:P5s OT League Tourney #15 is now up in Stars Lobby! **NLHE**
just so everyone who wants to play knows...the password didn't work for me until I put 'suck' at then end of it.
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May 4th, 2008
Re:**OFFICIAL** - OT League Results & Standings - NEW THREAD, thru 12
a HORSE w/ a good format...not what happened before. Honestly though, NLHE is king right now and it might be best to finish it out w/ 2 of those. Likelyhood is that the winner would play a NLHE event anyway.
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May 4th, 2008
OT Tourney tonight???
is there a league tourney tonight'
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Apr 30th, 2008
Re:New Puppy...
I know, I know...I'm an attention whore. actually I just wanted more than 5 replies and wowswift just wasn't going to do that tonight.
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Apr 29th, 2008