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Charles Barkley vs. Robert Horry
I just hope everyone who is using the money argument knows that Chuck although not Broke, prob has way less money than Big Bobert. As Chuck is a huge degen gambler w/ recorded monstrous debts and Big Bob prob pinches pennies. I like the argument tho. Basically you wanna be like the kid on a driveway doing your 3...2...1.. buzzer beaters all day, or do you wanna be THE guy on a team that can never quite get there.
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Akat11
Dec 29th, 2010
I just left a note on the windshield of a girls car at my lofts! [PICS]
So you leave note on sorority sluts window...she tells the 6-8 dudes shes banging...and they proceed to rape ur car. 1. You prob should, but I never let things go. 2. Be prepared for a fraternity of roided up homos to be at your door when u do retaliate. 3. Gloves off, morals gone, this bitch asked for it....Go fuckin wild imo.
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Akat11
Oct 27th, 2010
More proof Giants fans are bishes!
Pretty strong for a dude who does dishes in a pink apron w/ his assh*le exposed to call anyone else a "bish". ;) Fireman Ed is a huge tool with his greatest accomplishment being leading a bunch of drunken men to all spell a 4 letter word out at the same time. Admit the Giants fan is gay for takin it to court, but Giants fans >>>>> Jets fans
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Akat11
Sep 24th, 2010
Madden OTL: szn 4 wk 6 nxt adv Saturday night
fuck...gonna have to open the package and see wut the game is all about now.
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Akat11
Sep 15th, 2010
Madden OTL: szn 4 wk 6 nxt adv Saturday night
Havent even opened up the game, and I bought it 2 weeks ago. Waiting for said patch...dont wanna see my beloved madden like this.
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Akat11
Aug 29th, 2010
Starcraft 2
I seriously think i avg 4-5 hrs of sleep a nite since it came out.....430 league games...90 custom....fuckin yikes....GF might cap blizzard employees.
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Akat11
Aug 16th, 2010
Madden OTL: szn 4 wk 6 nxt adv Saturday night
just bought the game today...will play it to see what all the fuss is about...but im almost %1000 still in no matter what
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Akat11
Aug 13th, 2010
Starcraft 2
17 hatch i think is a problem 13 pool...15-16 refinery.....18 reffinery...pull some off to work the refinery's from minerals while making more....second the spawning pool pops i make a queen and research speedlings. Build lings .....mutate to lair.....harrass and rape w/ speedlings while throwing a spire down....and gg them. I dont really keep track of #'s tbh so my build order prob changes by a drone or 2 every game and when i expo changes depending on if i need to build more units to defend a counter or not..... me...kris and fou tight just went 5-0 in out placement matches for 3v3....im ...
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Akat11
Aug 9th, 2010
Starcraft 2
nick me and foutight on right now if u wanna do 3v3
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Akat11
Aug 9th, 2010
Madden 11 Online Franchise for xbox three six zero
ooo yah make this a picture war....much funner and reading words hurts my eyes.
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Akat11
Aug 8th, 2010
Official UFC 117 Thread
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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Akat11
Aug 7th, 2010
Official UFC 117 Thread
Nah he's right Rogan rapes and knows his shit....I was just sayin i noticed it 1st and want that job cuz it would be awesome.
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Akat11
Aug 7th, 2010
Official UFC 117 Thread
oh it was his jaw....and way to say something 2 rds fuckin late rogan....gimme ur job plz
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Akat11
Aug 7th, 2010
Official UFC 117 Thread
i think dos anjos broke his right hand or something....cuz he whispered in his corner's ear after rd 1....and the guy said something about you can still fight its not swollen etc. Havent seen him use his right hand much in rd 2...so im guessing thats wuts fucked up
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Akat11
Aug 7th, 2010
Official UFC 117 Thread
Roy is a pure iron fat if thats possible.... and toney vs couture is real...and no toney has no shot unless couture trips going for the takedown and toney catches him w/ an uppercut.
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Akat11
Aug 7th, 2010
Starcraft 2
Akat 501....I play way too much....might be a lil less w/ ftops but prob just less sleep.
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Akat11
Aug 4th, 2010
Whats the best thing on the Jack & Jill truck?
Mr Softee rapes
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Akat11
Aug 1st, 2010
Starcraft 2
Taking a break to play poker was a huge mistake....just tilting wishing i could smash some noob w/ a shit ton of voids/ thors
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Akat11
Jul 28th, 2010
Starcraft 2
strategy all depends on what ur opponent is making....scout their base early to see....then make units that own theirs. I like going speedlings to fast mutas w/ some bannelings for the most part tho..
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Akat11
Jul 28th, 2010
Starcraft 2
Love this game :)....Platinum leagues mostly....not a huge fan of 1v1....like 2v2+
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Akat11
Jul 28th, 2010
Starcraft 2
get this thing to page 3 so i can read it one time'
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Akat11
Jul 27th, 2010
Starcraft 2
dont know why...but page 2 of this thread does not work for me....downloading right now after scooping from walmart w/ no wait.
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Akat11
Jul 27th, 2010
Starcraft 2
Same....beta still looked really good on low graphics...but campaign on med should be fine
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Akat11
Jul 26th, 2010
Starcraft 2
never played diablo....sc2 and civilization were the only cpu games i really liked. and like doom and duke nukem...oh and oregon trail obv :)
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Akat11
Jul 26th, 2010
Starcraft 2
Yah I'll be going to WalMart to scoop it up...if Im on the West Coast does that mean it will come out at 9pm'' Yah played w/ deoxy once....I happen to think im pretty decent. Look forward to playin w/ everyone...post names and character codes here after you get the game. Edit...one saw someone named sbrugby..asked him if he played poker...his response " Not anymore...durr took all my lunch money"....lol
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Akat11
Jul 26th, 2010
NCAA 2011 xbox Dynasty
Wanna do this but w/ madden coming out too...fuck.
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Akat11
Jul 13th, 2010
The Official 2004-2005 Professional Bowler's Association Rookie of the Year Ballot
How do u even put ur own name on the list...thats embarassing. You played the most events, have the least points, and didnt ever cash. You should get a participation trophy @ best. Abner and the chick own ur face.
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Akat11
Jul 7th, 2010
Madden OTL: szn 4 wk 6 nxt adv Saturday night
The Steel Nation Awaits.....
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Akat11
Jul 3rd, 2010
Is my friend any good?
lol bad.
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Akat11
Jul 3rd, 2010
Madden OTL: szn 4 wk 6 nxt adv Saturday night
Set ur games up for tomorrow....
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Akat11
Jul 1st, 2010