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Barney Frank and Ron Paul to introduce legislation to legalize weed
Fuckin A
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Jun 22nd, 2011
world ends tomorrow whats your plan?
Fuck, I'm bummed we're never gonna make it to a million.
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May 21st, 2011
I was brutalized.

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Jan 25th, 2011
Liberal Judges < Pond Scum
I don't think it's right for you to be spit on. But I do find it disturbing that you are a cop.
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Nov 14th, 2010
Ask me about working for Enterprise Car Rental
" Your auto insurance covers liability up to 25,000. After that point is reached you are responsible for all other damage fees to the rental vehicle. So, if you total a rented camaro, be prepared to fork over a check to Enterprise for the other 25,000." Liability IE bodily injury, has nothing to do with renting a car. The car rental companys only concern is with their vehicle, and that is covered under collision and comprehensive. I'm not sure where you got the $25k number, but collision and comp. will cover up to whatever the vehicles value is at the time of loss. I think you may be ...
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Nov 14th, 2010
Ultimate Threesomes (pics + NSFW)
I hate to crush your souls, but the pole vaulter babe is about 175lbs now. / obv got married.
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Oct 7th, 2010
Washingtonians need your help
I joined, thanks for setting this up.
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Oct 1st, 2010
PokerStars to Stop Serving Washington State Residents
I'm going to our state capitol, Olympia Wa. I'm going to set up a lawn chair. Then I'll sit down with my laptop and start playing online poker. I'll have a huge sign that says," felony in progress, call the police" They will be forced to arrest me and hopefully prosecute me. If all goes well and I win the case, the recent ruling will be overturned.... If it doesn't work out at least I get 3 free meals a day for 10 years or so.
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Sep 30th, 2010
Post some of your favorite quotations
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on. Money isn't real, Georgie. It only seems like it is." Ray Liotta as Fred Jung ~ BLOW
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Aug 23rd, 2010
Anyone remember when rap used to not suck?
I agree with OP 100%. And lil wayne sucks ass. He's not even in the top 100.
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Aug 22nd, 2010
An exciting soccer game 97.3% of you missed
"I wouldn't say missed, Bob."
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Aug 17th, 2010
Pan? or Pam?
"Well, the only reason you're living here....is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot...and maybe we should just both bang her. And we'll put up with the retard in the meantime."
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Aug 13th, 2010
Movies that get better every time you see them...
It changes daily, but right now it's Step Brothers, Hot-Rod and Pineapple Express. And sick level to the guy who said Lord Of War. I own over 1000 DVD's and that is the worst one
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Aug 7th, 2010
Seeing people that you know
It's nice running into old friends...But..... Within the last 6 months I've ran into a couple of the biggest pricks I went to high school with. They both came up to me, shook my hand and seemed like really nice guys. It was weird as hell. I'm ready for a fight and they both just come up smiling and act like we're best buds. Now I'm going fishing with one of the guys. I'm pretty sure he's gonna shoot me in the back of the head.
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Aug 3rd, 2010
Any lawn care experts in OT?
I think whoever did you sod job probably skimped on the topsoil. It happened to me and I used some Lime (softens the soil) and rented one of those machines that punch holes in the ground. For the really bad spots I used some of that grass patch, it's like seed but with fertilizer and and some other material that holds water. It helped quite a bit, but without the proper amount of topsoil it will never be very good. For the spot that had grass killer applied, I would try nitrous oxide fertilizer. You can get it at any gardening store and I believe it's the best for greening up your lawn. Be ...
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Jul 29th, 2010
Who wants to fight me?
I will smash your face into a car windshield. Then take your mother, Mrs Ry out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.
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Jul 24th, 2010
So I'm turning 25 tomorrow.....to whom it may concern...
A handjob from LL84 could of changed this guys life..
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Jul 23rd, 2010
lady gaga concert tonight in Indy
"You know how I know you're gay'"
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Jul 15th, 2010
Welcome seth
Only "women" are allowed to make gay ass welcome me threads.
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Jun 27th, 2010
flame me, please, IE - "under titles"
Jester, I have developed a technology that allows me to kill people through the internet. I will show you how to use it, but only if you promise to use it on those who mentioned your wife and kids.
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Jun 27th, 2010
so i watched law abiding citezen
It's an entertaning piece of crap that could of been a great movie with better writting/directing.
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Jun 23rd, 2010
how many profile hits do you have?
8 ......I win'
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Jun 22nd, 2010
virginity?
I'm not sure but I did ride a bus to her house, so I doubt I was 16 yet.
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Jun 22nd, 2010
Run! Bish Run! (insta classic)
It's kind of like Deliverance with catholic schoolgirls. How can that be bad'
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Jun 22nd, 2010
OT Movie Club (Current pick: Ink)
Billy Batts: Hey Jimmy! What's right is right. You understand what I'm talking about' Jimmy Conway: It's all right. It's all right. Billy Batts: No. The kid's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, he's acting like a fucking jerk. Jimmy Conway: No, no, no, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself. Billy Batts: No I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him. Jimmy Conway: I'm sorry. You insulted him a little bit. Billy Batts: No, I didn't insult nobody. Give us a drink. Give us a drink.
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Jun 21st, 2010
Custom Title Thoughts re: TheWacoKidd
A six page thread for one guys undertitle. The odvious choice should of been " I'm kind of a big deal" And no, I didn't read the thread. If someone already said that I appoligize.
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Jun 19th, 2010
BubbaKGB in WSOP #24
Excellent run, sir! Very happy for you!
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Jun 16th, 2010
BubbaKGB in WSOP #24
JD McNamara raised to 300,000 from the small blind, and Kiet Tran called. Get ready for a nice nap. The flop came , and McNamara checked. Tran bet 350,000, and JD check-raised all in for an extra 1,570,000. Tran took a few minutes to think before Jeff Tebben called the clock on him. Tran let all 60 seconds tick down, and the floor declared his hand dead. It was unclear whether the folks cheering were applauding McNamara's win or simply the end of the hand. Send that staller packin' in 3rd Bubba!
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Jun 16th, 2010
BubbaKGB in WSOP #24
3 left. He's guaranteed 223k. Take it down! still three left, my mistake Goooooooooooo!
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Jun 16th, 2010
BubbaKGB in WSOP #24
Best of luck to the movie guru!
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Jun 15th, 2010