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Liberal Judges < Pond Scum
First off, spit on and SHOVE a cop and not end up in jail' Geez, spit on me and shove me and I'm sure one of us ends up in jail or hospital. How much crap should a cop put up with' Next day newspaper headline-'Drunk driver who killed 5 had earlier confrontation with cop who did nothing to stop him' Grow up and have respect for those who lay their ass on the line to protect your right to act like a complete fucking idiot.
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Nov 14th, 2010
Guide to pedophiles
Amazon-866-216-1076
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Nov 11th, 2010
In Honor Of Veteran's Day - 8 Completely Badass Vets You've (Prolly) Never Heard Of
Wow,just wow. Hero, be honored. To all who served, my never ending gratitude. My father served as a sergeant in the Korean war, was injured, received numerous medals and would never discuss any of it. Only after he died did the family learn of his deeds. To all who serve- thank you.
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Nov 11th, 2010
Re:name my roomates band. $$ if they pick yours
Infected Perception
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Apr 7th, 2010
Re:going to the hospital to see my dad probably for the last time (very long)
Sorry to hear. At least he knows that you are there and that you love him. "To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die"
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Feb 10th, 2010
Re:What the hell are the people upstairs doing?
It's the air vent above their kitchen.
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Feb 2nd, 2010
Re:guy keeps screwing me over for a job interview
How about leaving another message stating that if it is more convenient for him that you'd be willing to meet him at his work/build site. Seems like that would be a good atmospher since that is where you'd be working for him anyhow.
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Dec 29th, 2009
Re:What do u think about Ancient Aliens?
Yeah, ok. But did they have 2 girls 1 cup'
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Dec 28th, 2009
Re:Gay Athletes
Yeah, not a current athlete (played for the NFL Oilers previously) but Ted Thompson, the GM of the Packers is obv. gay. 1st gay vampire (look at him) ever to be a GM of a pro franchise.
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Oct 8th, 2009
Re:Roman Polanski got caught.
My ex-boss made the mistake of telling me this 'joke': What goes into 13 twice' Roman Polanski I reminded him that I was a single father raising a young daughter and asked him if he thought that a 'joke' about raping a woman his mother's age might be as funny.
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Sep 28th, 2009
Re:Horrible parlay???
Yep - lions
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Sep 23rd, 2009
Re:Baseball Trivia Thread
Who hit .424 in 1924'
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Jul 16th, 2009
Re:Just saw this Gobboboy hand from ME on P5sLive w/ cool pic
Jeez, wrinkle his face about 60 years worth and that is T. J. Cloutier
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		amerart
Jul 10th, 2009
Re:Best Poker Chat Put Downs!!
Just say: "I'm sorry, did you say something' I can't hear you over the sound of me stacking all of your chips"
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Jul 2nd, 2009
Re:Hyacinthgirl needs your prayers
Best wishes!
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Jun 23rd, 2009
Re:Hard Rock Florida cheats
Yeah, and he was saying stuff in home room about Cindy too. It would be very hard for one player to take a card off of the table in a live poker game in a casino, never the less two players doing so. Brown and clumpy, smells like horsestuff.
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Jun 21st, 2009
Re:Need a band name...
Infected Perception
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Jun 11th, 2009
Re:Yo Roothlus! Help the working man out on UB!
Dude told me that due to the economy that things have gotten so bad that the superusers at UB/Absolute/Cereusly' have had to start multitabling. True'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		amerart
Apr 11th, 2009
Re:do you have all of your body parts?
If you had 5, your pants would fit like a glove.
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Mar 3rd, 2009
Re:Inspirational Quotes....
"Man is the only creature that can blush, or that needs to" Mark Twain
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Jan 26th, 2009
Re:I took home Eric Molina's BEARD last night
Now that is funny! Molina does look gayer than 8 guys fucking nine guys, doesn't he'
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Jan 18th, 2009
Re:Congrats to AawwNutz
nutz has always seemed like a good guy and a great poker player. congrats sir.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		amerart
Jan 18th, 2009
Re:Name my band...
Infected Perception Squeezins
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Dec 16th, 2008
Re:O.J. Sentencing
I was at Gulfstream Park in the outside veranda area in 2000 and OJ and his crew were there. As I go to make a wager standing in the way is a 6'10' dude who is OJ's bodyguard. I try to pass him on a crowded stairway and he won't move. So I say "scuse meeee" in a funny way and he just leers at me. I say "must be hard to smile being a bodyguard for a murderer" and go to wager. On my back to my table suddenly OJ shouts out to me something like " hey man, come on over", obv. trying to be charming and shit. I looked at him and instantly flipped him the ...
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Dec 5th, 2008
Re:Packers/Bears
awesome as usual' He took over a 13-3 team and made them a 4-5 team-awesome!
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Nov 16th, 2008
wsop main when?
when do we see it and how do we see it' thanks
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Nov 8th, 2008
Re:Favre is a POS
Yea, and the packers will be better than the 13-3 that we were last year now that he is gone. 9-7 at best this year we won tonite but we do not have that swagger anymore, and you see it too. and i'm a diehard packer fan
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Oct 19th, 2008
Re:Imperium thread from 2p2
much'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		amerart
Oct 19th, 2008
Re:lol poor guy
I work at an employment agency and see a lot of wierd names. My fav is Richard Breath.
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Oct 18th, 2008
Re:I always wonder... (serial killer related question)
According to the top FBI profilers there are two basic types of serial killers, organized and disorganized. Organized serial killers are methodical in the way that they hunt/select their victims and in the manner that they abuse, kill and hide the crime. They typically repeat their specific routine each time and with each kill refine and enhance their skill, making it harder and harder for law enforcement to stop them. Organized serial killers may appear to be less 'messy' in their work but that perception is really a by product of honing their skills at tricking victims into ...
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Oct 16th, 2008