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Re(1): Walking into a restroom with a fellow coworker taking a dookie...
i think the correct play is high fives
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(2): another music death at too young an age
talented' are you kidding' have you ever even heard this trash' we need more "talented" musicians' you mean idiots that warp the mind of any mtv watching deliquents that instead of developing taste and culture just huddle around this jerkoff and wear tight pants because its cool' fuck it, i change my mind, im glad hes dead. in fact, i hope all these faggot bands are wiped off the face of this earth. may they all die in a plane crash together.
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(4): another music death at too young an age
sorry, i didnt mean to offend the 13 year old girls that read p5s. ill hang a white belt on my balcony in his honor this evening.
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): To Catch A Predator....
ok ok ok, everyone brings up valid points, but why are faces blurred out on cops'
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(3): To Catch A Predator....
ever notice how many of the perps on COPS faces are blurred out'
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): To Catch A Predator....
was having this discussion with my friends the other day you have to give consent to be put on television... why would any of these pedos give consent' must be reduced sentances...right' i doubt these guys ever face any real time... id sue the crap out of nbc for putting my mug on tv without my consent...
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(6): I have a confession
at least i know i was right about the madonna records. YES!
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(5): I have a confession
lucky for you thats when she dances around in her underwear listening to madonna records
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(2): I have a confession
oh, a note leaver turning out to be a crazy stalker' shocking!
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): AJK article
i blew up this past weekend and finished 15th in a tourney i easily could have closed... bleh
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(3): heHELOVES TO ACT BUT HE LOEVS ONE THING MOOOOOOOOORE
youre obviously caucasian
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): Do I have the right to be upset? If so, what should I do? (Cash game situation)
its none of your business...keep doing what you are doing and stay out of it. if you dont like it, dont play there.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(2): How long does everyones average cash out take....
roughly 2 leagues
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(2): I have a confession
yeah..someday you will look back to that moment and go "what happened to my life'!"
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(7): another music death at too young an age
lol, did you just call me a loser' OH NOEZ, ITS LIKE 9TH GRADE ALL OVER AGAIN!
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(9): Packers @ Cowboys T-minus 59 hours
i remember thinking how ridiculous it was that the nfl kept scheduling our games in dallas too during the regular season...
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(3): another music death at too young an age
you like that' youll love this... also, kid rock blows more than these clownshoes.
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): Into a chick that has a boyfriend
heres the thing...youre delusional if you even think you have a shot with this girl. you arent enterpreting the signals incorrectly, but she is just flirting with you. she wants to know she still "has it" dont read too much into it, dont give her the satisfaction..find someone else
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(5): another music death at too young an age
im not direspecting his death people die everyday and they dont make the news i dont remember saying GOOD RIDDANCE
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(3): another music death at too young an age
well, perhaps you will feel better after you put on your hawthorne heights record, turn off your lights, and cry by yourself in your bedroom.
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(5): Packers @ Cowboys T-minus 59 hours
gb has a shot...youre nuts if you dont think they do. they have the defense to shut down dallas and thats what they need to do.
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): another music death at too young an age
this band sucked, who gives a fuck
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): Update on Alaska
SHOCKING NEW DEVELOPMENTS!
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(5): Help me remember what game i was playing
you sound spineless
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(6): magic eye gfd!
neither can i
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): Excellent stack off sir
who' ill tell you who.... $1.00+$0.10
Posted in: Bad Beats 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): Grade the call here with 33 on the river?
id say this hand is about as poorly played by all parties involved as it gets
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): using your time bank to help win seat/money?
i play a tournament online with 30 minute blinds all the time, i see some people doing this with 40xbb with 30 minute levels doing this shit. i hate these motherfuckers.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
Re(1): Packers @ Cowboys T-minus 59 hours
i swear the packers have beaten dallas in dallas...
Posted in: Off Topic 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007
did i play this ok?
the history between me and this gentlemen has been his inability to fold and constantly minraising me on different streets. ive folded because i havent had the best of it about 13 times in a row. we are the most active two at the table. i dont want to be results oriented here...are most people going to pay me off here' PokerStars Game #13447537185: Tournament #67348114, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1500/3000) - 2007/11/24 - 20:01:33 (ET) Table '67348114 139' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: Crunk_Ninja (286073 in chips) Seat 2: ackypoo (175650 in chips) Seat 3: stacks 79 (46903 in ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		areaman
Nov 27th, 2007