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MUPP and Mrs. MUPP "Day Date" Pics
fuck'n Cardinals fan.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 29th, 2012
if you could bring back any 2 series.....
FIREFLY =beyond anything else for me. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 26th, 2012
forgiveness
I learned my lesson over the last cpl of years to never hire friends or family. Have hired wifes sister, and one of my best friends since elem school. Both ended up being lazy pieces of shit. Knew this before hand on wifes sister tho. No matter how much you pay people over what they have ever made before. Alot of people act like they will work hard, and put in hrs, until its in front of them. I talk to wifes sister now, well wouldnt say talk. I have returned to same level of hate I had for her before I hired her. So thats a move up. Didnt talk to buddy for better part of a year after he just ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 21st, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
Rory McCann isnt that the dude who lives in the woods and shit' doesnt have tv or anything' Think I read something on the guy being a total recluse. The season is still really good, seems once they started changing parts of the book. It started fading a bit. I put that 90% on me loving the books tho, and finding it hard to be 100% ok with them taking alot of liberties with show tho. I liked the change for awhile, now its starting to bug me.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 21st, 2012
Wings Over Whiteman (Air show pics)
why it got to be a whiteman for'
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 20th, 2012
*official King of off topic forum*
op was talking about people over running thread. Can we even post half the stuff that got posted in threads years ago' I look at stuff in threads now and its like a land of unicorns and rainbows, anymore in here. Cant go off or anything with out people crying. I think to be a leader around here, you have to have a handicap. A cripple in a wheel chair, a midget, or have a massive love of vacuum cleaners.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 19th, 2012
Tell them why I am leaving, or just leave?
If they do sit you down for a talk or exit interview. I believe its alot better to give a few points of why you are leaving instead of the usual. Well they are paying more money or whatever. Give a few main reasons, followed by a few reasons you love the place,and be done. Unless they press for more. If they dont ask, dont give info type of deal. Done this several times over the years. Have even been rehired twice, by a company, after giving maybe a bit to much info on why i Was leaving. Code for" I went off on boss." OF course this is alot of the reason I am self employed now. Most people ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 19th, 2012
Your preference in women
has to be a bit more detailed. Asian isnt good enough. 1-Japanese=on bucket list. wife knows lol. She hates i am taking japanese in college. 2-Irish=red head, more ginger more better. 3.Black=I want full on getto, angry sex with a cracker hating ,queen. Big old ass bouncing on me type stuff. 4.middle eastern=burka, burka, burka. Dont be removing that shit. 5.Latinos=never really done anything for me. 6.indian=same as 5. I mean some great looking 5s,and 6s. just doesnt take my breath away like an amazing looking 1-3 does for me. I am married to basically a 2. Her family is a mix of ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 18th, 2012
I'm a Dad!
Hold her as much as you can, they grow up way to fast.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 17th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
it is prob safe to keep thread together. I believe they are changing alot of the story lines to speed up the season. I mean they have to fit this into such a small amount of episodes. There has been alot this season that wasnt in the book, or they skipped bigger chunks to speed up storylines. I have read the books and I am almost as clueless of whats going on as someone who hasnt. I roughly know whats going to happen, but who knows. I for one like that, instead of some of the clown shoes complaining about it. Also isnt Qarth almost on the otherside of the planet' I believe they show that in ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 16th, 2012
man spends $60,000 in custody fight over dog...would you do it?
shit I gave more then that for my first wife just to go away. All I had was a sleeping bag, a garbage bag of cloths, and a 1989 ford tempo. She could of had the dog to if we had one. I love dogs, but there is no way i am spending 60k to keep it. I might even have my wife put to sleep if it came to 60k or putting her down. Kids=skies the limit. Everyone,and everything else is getting euthanized after about 5k or so.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 16th, 2012
LOL Young People
i like how the guy kept yelling for the refs to get out there early in the tape. All the fucking refs are out there. 3 agians 20 isnt going to break up much. Then the lady at the end saying the refs should have stopped it sooner. How the fuck could they lol. Also was that a concrete floor'. Cpl of kids got slammed pretty good.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 16th, 2012
Funny and Strange things that happened at either your wedding or one you attended.
I should have known to never marry my first wife. At the wedding preacher was starting to sweat pretty bad. Forgot a good part of the vows. He did the part where I thee wed for her, not me. After the wedding they ended up taking him to the hospital. Come to find out he had, had a stroke. second marriage we did the justice of the peace thing. Was three convicts in chains waiting inside the court room to be arraigned after us. I tried to get the judge to let us take our pics with them. He wouldnt let it happen, the bastard.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
May 7th, 2012
Can I sue?
If you are a Dem. Go ahead and sue. Might get lucky and have the place cover medical costs. Which will make the place owe more in insurance , which will make it raise its prices. Which will make people stop going there because the cost is to high. Which will shut down the place. Then you can blame it on bush for why there is no jobs there anymore. If a Repub, suck it up and get on with your life.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 28th, 2012
What percentage of your monthly gross income do you pay for your mortgage?
I am lucky to live in Ohio I guess. 16% with escrow 10% is mortgage. Of course we bought a 3 bedroom fixer upper. House is worth way less then dbl my annual income.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 27th, 2012
5 million cash or 5 new languages?
I think the closer question should be. 5 mil and sex with 1 woman who is a 2 for the rest of your life. or 5 random OT 10's from 5 diffrent countrys each year, for the rest of your life.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 27th, 2012
Sporting events you can watch repeatedly despite knowing the outcome?
IF I really want to get my rage on. I watch the 86 or 87 AFC championship game. Elway can and will always suck my dick!! I really have no happy sports moments. Being a Cleveland fan in everything. I can watch any Darts match over and over agian. Well anything commentated by Sid Waddell.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 27th, 2012
Help me avoid an epic failure (banging my ex boss)
i say hold out till you bang 4 or 5 of her friends. Post the pics. Then you can go all, leave it to beaver with the other girl.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 26th, 2012
Help me avoid an epic failure (banging my ex boss)
so. Is there an update to this story' Maybe some more pics'
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 25th, 2012
Cabin in the Woods.
I really liked the idea of cabin in the woods. I was enjoying the heck out of it. Until the first 20 minutes or so of last half hr. I Realise they did all the things like that as a tribute. Some of the cgi sucked, maybe it was ment to. Just threw me off. Last 10 minutes was ok, was ok with the ending also. Just droped alot with a few of the things running around. Fuck trying to state my answer with out spoiling it lol.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 22nd, 2012
tattoos on women re: I hate them
my wife can do whatever she wants to herself. I dont control her. If she wanted to shave her head, who gives a shit its her head. IF it was something drastic that might make her lose her job, or it would cost alot of money we dont have. I would be a bit pissed about that, but beyond that its her body not mine. SO I guess alot of you guys would start yelling at your wife if she started putting weight on' Maybe give her the back of the hand if she didnt have dinner ready' A tat is alot diffrent then something you are allergic to, or a mom moving in. I mean shit I hate the New Kids, yet my wife ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 22nd, 2012
Barbershop Etiquette
shit I tip way to much then. its 12 where I go and I tip 8. I had the same barber from birth till 22. Sadly he died from being a drunk, old kermit was never seen with out a drink. Even when cutting hair. Was always 4 or 5 old guys sitting around just talking shit in there. When i moved I Started going to all those TGI'Mc'haircuts places. All the ladies would always mess up my simple haircut tho. 2 on the side 3 on top. Not that fucking hard. Started going aross the street from my house the last couple of years. There is the manliest gay guy I have ever met, and he cuts my hair perfect. Love ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 21st, 2012
OT, What was the first movie you ever saw (in theater)?
man a good chunk of you are way to young! was at a drive in. dbl feature. Mary Poppins, and the Jungle book.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 18th, 2012
Greatest actor ever in action movies?
I love Rutger Hauer!!! Blood of Heros, Blind Fury are both on my list of movies I watch even to this day. So if going for acting chops in action movies I go Rutger Hauer.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 17th, 2012
CISPA - SOPA all over again just repackaged under a new name
We laughed at China for blocking alot of shit. We are heading the same way. So few people even know or follow this stuff. None of my non-poker playing friends even knew online poker was banned in the USA. Or that they are raiding alot of the sites. All I got to say is they will have to pry my online porn from my cold dead hands.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 15th, 2012
Help me avoid an epic failure (banging my ex boss)
maybe i havent slept enough. There is 3 girls now' Doing 41ish lady tonight at hotel. traveling saturday to do lady 2 hrs away. Then on tuesday doing lady in panty shot on tues' or is saturday lady same as tuesday lady' If so, focus on boss lady way more then that lady. Not sure if she holding up rolls or boobs, or if that is a guys arm or her arm in pic. Just saying your first line when seeing her is " You have a nice penis there sir." Just to see her reaction, and to make sure ess doesnt jump out from behind a screen or something.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 13th, 2012
Help me avoid an epic failure (banging my ex boss)
at this point. Maybe a permaban if u dont get the tip in' Or we pay to fly you to europe and yell ALAN!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 11th, 2012
What's for dinner?
I had a pretty big plate of asparagus for lunch today. For the last few hrs my piss has smelled like Mildew. Thank God I am not slaying any vag like ciz this weekend. Might jackoff just to see if it smells moldy also.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 10th, 2012
Best Video Game in History
all of the old D&D games Pool of Radiance and the like. Was thinking about trying to download those titles the other day. Loved the turn based goodness of that series. C64=M.U.L.E. Countless nights up late in college we would have a rolling game of this going while studying. Tecmo Bowl- same as M.U.L.E. huge tourneys of this in college. not sure you would list as video game or online game but. Number 1 of all time for me. EVERQUEST. I still play it now. I resubed a year ago to play on progressive server. It just like old times agian 99-04.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 2nd, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
it was prob Martin who told them to film the 3rd book in 2 seasons. Fucker takes his slow ass time writing books. As long as he doesnt turn into Robert Jordan I am ok with it tho.
Posted in: Off Topic 		baughman
Apr 1st, 2012