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How did you meet your wife?
When i'm wiping my a$$ after taking a dump, i will ponder this thought
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 13th, 2012
How did you meet your wife?
my wife doesn't do anything to upset me. we're on the cool everyday. I'm just a regular dude trying to make the best for my family. All the b.s. in everyday life i don't really sweat. i/e stupid dates
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 12th, 2012
How did you meet your wife?
you think i got a giant calendar w/ a big fat red circle on our anniversary. We have a great relationship, but as far as dates, who gives a fk.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 12th, 2012
How did you meet your wife?
I met my wife while she was a waitress @ joe's crab shack. We've been together for 6-7years and been married 1yr. 2 kids. It was cool in the beginning cuz i was just using her for sex, but i ended up liking her more and more. We had great times when no kids were here, now real life sux.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 12th, 2012
Would you bang a rumored whore?
more pics of skeezer in question
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 11th, 2012
Relationship fail scoreboard
got dumped 1x because she got mad i punched her back window out when she tried to take off. what a biatch
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 10th, 2012
Would you bang a rumored whore?
would bang her for the sake of banging, but wouldn't be surprised if she had a penis would still bang, i would just push the penis aside
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 10th, 2012
Would you bang a rumored whore?
is a pig's butt pork.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 8th, 2012
Hooker #19
where are the pics of the fattys''
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Feb 8th, 2012
Hooker #19
you can't tell me who to fk. j/k I've been to a few random spas. I enjoy the table shower and oily hand jobs, but i like fkn w/ no condom, so i'd rather meet random bar flies. Even the times i have used a condom i just pull it off when i'm bangin doggy style. thanks for the tip, i might check it out when i'm free. anybody special you got in mind ^^^^^^ forget to quote you o.s.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Jan 31st, 2012
Hooker #19
sandman- get off ur high horse and live ur life. If sweets wants to fk around (i do aswell) let him.) For me i enjoy fkin other women and am still a good husband and father to 2 kids. (i'm 29 w/ 2 boys 4yr & 5mo. old) AMARTIN- WHAT'S UP
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Jan 29th, 2012
House was vandalized
i got an ar-15 in the closet and wish a nigga would try. come @ me bro
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Dec 25th, 2011
Fallen Marine sends all his mates to Vegas
i'm w/ u AMARTIN, fk the friends, take care of the family.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Dec 14th, 2011
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
went last year in houston, doing it again this year. Get blazed b4 you go
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Nov 27th, 2011
Am I a bad father?
fk the haterz, your boy's bada$$ and he can play w/ w/e the fk he wants. boyz gonna boy
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Nov 19th, 2011
i think i might be a father conclusion
Lucy, u got some splainin to do
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Nov 13th, 2011
i think i might be a father conclusion
sick brag about gettin some pu$$y
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Nov 13th, 2011
OT Confessions
did you masturbate using your tears as lubricant'
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Nov 9th, 2011
OT Confessions
thread's dead, Complete b.s. being 'confessed' now
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Nov 1st, 2011
OT Confessions
i fear no mouth
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 31st, 2011
OT Confessions
don't do it amartin, it's a trick
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 31st, 2011
OT Confessions
WWHHAATT TTHHEE FFUUCC&&
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 31st, 2011
Man Busted With Shapeshifting Hooker!
close your eyes and keep pumpin, that's what i did.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 30th, 2011
OT Confessions
I already told you guys, condoms are for sailors. I just got checked 2 months ago, no bumps or hiv. I did get chlamydia 1 time about 10 years ago, but all that took was a week of pills.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 30th, 2011
OT Confessions
retards gonna retard
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 30th, 2011
OT Confessions
Confession #' I fk strippers Bout 5-6 years ago, me and 2 buddies went to vegas. We were on cloud 9 after winning bunch of moniez @ bj. We went to treasures and got a bottle. Ended up meeting this stripper and somehow spit some solid game and hooked up w/ a few days later. Yeah you spent a bunch of money on her, you say' Negative, i gave her $0 but she was just a cool chick. She took me out to dinner @ some local italian place. She paid. She drove us to red rock casino, never been and was real cool. Then went to stoneys and had a few more drinks. She stayed the night w/ me. Had great sex. ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 29th, 2011
OT Confessions
Another anonymous confession: Over a year ago, me, wife, wife's sis, her bf took a bunch of ketamine and all tripped together. We were all laying on top of each other, so that everyone was touching everybody, on this soft a$$ rug in the living room. I was gettin a pretty good semi, my eye's were closed and i open my eyes and i'm face to face w/ my wife's sis. i told her to close her eyes also and we started making out hard core. Was fkn awesome cuz as i'm making out w/ her, i'm playing w/ wife's t!tt!es. So fkn awesome, i can't wait to do ketamine again.
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 29th, 2011
would you buy a chick drugs to f her?
I have, and i'd do it again
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 29th, 2011
Brushing Tongue
WTF. Lemme guess, you still use mousse to spike your hair too
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 29th, 2011
Men of OT
actually, yes i have looked at my a$$ in the bathroom mirror. Curiousity got the best of me. I got a hairy butt also
Posted in: Off Topic 		beaver316
Oct 29th, 2011