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Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Yea, I kind of fucked that part up lol Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 20th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Agree. Me getting buttfucked to pass the gay test would, in that particular moment in time, probably seem a little bit gay. But in the longrun when it all payed off and I was tweezering a heart shaped pattern into her taint at her request, it would def feel non-gay overall, and worth it overall I think. I feel like my life is a lot better and more structured now that I have a legit 5 year plan in place for what to do with the next few years of my life. This is good. I feel like I'm becoming an adult lolz Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Omfg lolll so much genius-strat itt Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Exactly Welp, time for me to put on some super noisy gay porn imo Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Good call n the gay porn strategy. Maybe if I put some real dedication into the sell, she'll even let me shower with her/do her nails while she's naked etc some day lolz Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
How old is too old for a mom to take her son into the women's restroom with her? I think by around age 5 or 6 she stopped. As for the voyeur fetish, I remember when I was in preschool they were trying to teach some female classmate of mine how to use a potty properly, and they had this small bathroom with just only a toilet in it in the corner of the room, and everyone else in the room was all supposed to be doing some activity on the other side of the room, facing the other way, cuz there wasn't enough room in the bathroom for the kid's parent/teacher/whatever to fit in the bathroom to train her properly without having the bathroom door wide open. I remember I kept ... Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Lol me too. I would just purposely always shower at the exact same time as her, and challenge her to "scruboffs" like who could thoroughly clean their upper torso more thoroughly/quickly. Just real vigorous scrubbing on our chest areas. Unbeknownst to her, my only interest in this contest would be getting to see her boobs wiggle when she scrubbed them super hard/fast, but I'd make her think I was just into competitive showering, as like a sport type of thing, so that way she'd never realize I'm just a perv. Then again she's probably not mentally retarded, so I guess that probly wouldn't work ... Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Sort of, but not exactly. Basically, I hadn't trimmed my beard or groomed myself properly at all, and was hoping to just not run into any next door neighbors at that moment, since I wanted my first impression to be where I don't look like a homeless person, so then when I realized that was exactly what was about to happen, I decided to postpone shit. Ironically, I'm all trimmed up and good to go now lol, but now everything is awkward for a whole new reason, so guess it'll be awhile before they meet their creepy neighbor :( I suxorz at life Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol I actually honestly kind of wish my shower window was facing into the hall the way hers is, cuz I have a little bit of exhibitionism in me and would probly enjoy that a lot on some perverted level. Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
The definitive word on MJ vs. Kobe lol wp Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
The definitive word on MJ vs. Kobe This. Another bad one is "bias" As in when people on here say "But I might be bias about it." (instead of "But I might be biased about it.") The worst, however, is the fact that Zep has spelled the word "woman" incorrectly about 150 times in a row. The first 3 or 4 times he did it, I figured it was just a bunch of unlucky typos in a row, but after like a year+ of noticing him write "woman" (in the singular form) as "women" with 100.0% consistency, I think it's time to put it on blast. Woman = one female human Women = multiple female humans Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Anyways... so... I got to thinking... and... (ruh rohz "hide yo kids, hide yo wife, bfactor 'got to thinking'... this is gonna be bad" etc), I just realized that these next door neighbors are probly not the only people in this big ass complex that have a bathroom window facing into a walkway. Hmmmmm.... I've been meaning to go for more walks on a more frequent basis anyway... I guess I have some extra motivation now lolz Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol I addressed that in the OP tho. I said, I assumed it was the thing I said in the OP, but that it could've just been some random other unrelated thing, I didn't know, cuz that was literally all I head, just 1 and a half short sentences and that was it. So your guess is as good as mine. Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol As for the floorplan, it is a little weird, but not as crazy as it probly seems if people thought that the stuff in the drawing is the whole entire apartment. The thing is, on the right side of the drawing, like, if you went more to the right, I didn't bother drawing it, but, I am the corner apartment, and they are on one of the sides of the apartment, so, they have windows all along the outer wall of the apartment, overlooking, a normal nice outdoor view etc. Like, the living room window facing into the hallway/inner courtyard area isn't their only living room window, it's just their "inner" ... Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol The one in my front door. You know, like when you are at a hotel or big apartment building the doors always have those little fisheye-view peepholes already installed in them by default. Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Basically this sflksjkflsjdkfisohf97hfwsdkjfh Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Lollll kelly. Or, I could do like a confronting-my-rapist type of thing. Like wait a for weeks or months etc until everything has "settled down", and then knock on her door for the first time and have that sort of rape-survivor "I-can-get-through-this-I-just-need-to-be-strong" type of vibe of acting like its very difficult for me to even face her after what she did to me, but that it's just something I have to do to be able to move on with my life. And then just tell her like "Well, it's taken me a lot of courage to be able to get myself to confront you about what happened, after what you ... Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol JHKSDfkhjsdjkfhshdjkfsh Just got home and her bathroom window is still all covered up. Hoping so fucking bad this wasn't a one time thing and now she's all prude-careful 4 life. The worst part of it is, I just looked out my peephole, and I think her bathroom window would've been within view, just barely, just as it is right now, that's how close her window is to my door, it's like just barely far enough to be within the field of view but just barely close enough to not look tiny. If I would've fucking realized this before just now, then I could've just not gone out today to "get the mail" ... Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 19th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Welp, my friend just got a bunch of medical kush, so that's my plan for the rest of the night. Laterz y'all. If you don't hear back from me for a few days, I guess that means her fiance beat me to death with a baseball bat on my way out the front door tonight lolol. gl me Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
How old is too old for a mom to take her son into the women's restroom with her? We're gonna need a lotttttt more insider info on this lil side-tangent imo edit: just realized that was your very first post Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol ::crosses fingers:: Man that would be so fucking awesome... an exhibitionist living next door to a voyeur. What a sick combo lolol Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol lolllllllll Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Nice. In that case I guess I'll just listen for when I hear the shower come on when I'm horny and then conveniently get my mail whenever that happens. Probably will end up staring down the barrel of the fiance's penis the next time I do it tho, given my luck, lolz. Then again it's already pretty much been proven that I'm like half-gay on here by now, so I guess that wouldn't be the end of the world. Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Yea, I think as long as I don't do it again in the really near future the next time I hear her showering, then, they can't really get too mad, since unless I made a blatant pattern of it, it's like, what if some regular non-pervy guy was actually just trying to get his mail for all they know. I mean, clearly by now they've realized I'm weird tho, given my behavior leading up to this, but still, I think I get a pass on this freebie, hopefully lol Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Yea it's kind of weird. It's like semi indoor/semi outdoor. There's a roof covering the narrow hallway where the bathroom window is, but the living room window faces out into like, the space over the railing overlooking the central, open-air courtyard of the complex, if that makes sense. So they can see the sky from their living room window, but not from their bathroom window, basically. Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Was legit worried I'd go to jail or get murdered by her fiance if I actually just fully turned and stared right at her while she was naked. That said, I agree it was kind of gay of me to not just turn and directly stare. I dunno, I'm more in my element with a telephoto spy lens from 400 yards away from the people I'm perving to. Up close and personal is new territory for me. I'm scurred lolz Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol lobby (gotta go down the elevator to get the mail) Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol (In theory, they could just close their bathroom window (it's all frosted/denty so you can't see through it if its closed) while actually showering or using the bathroom obv), but it seems like everyone around here leaves all their windows open at all times, since this complex has no air condition and is near the beach, so it's kinda for permanently warm/humid etc. Plus, from what I understand, the unit I moved into was vacant/getting renovated etc for a long time between the previous person who rented it and me moving in, so I guess they probly got used to just leaving their window open ... Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol LOL I thought you might enjoy/hate that part haha Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013
Welp, just made an absurdly creepy first impression on my nextdoor neighbor lol Posted in: Off Topic	bfactor May 18th, 2013

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