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Re:Cubs VS Brewers 7/31
"fucking cubs clown talk shit in september when you guys fail again." who was that team in the NL central that couldn't hold the lead last year' I forgot, just looking for answers
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 31st, 2008
FinallyFast.com
is this some kind of retarded joke' note the lame hairstyle on the guy at the beginning, and then the razzy zazzy super funky style at the end. the key is
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 30th, 2008
Re:it's pluv's birthday today! happy birthday hubby!
reading prestonlove and beckygirl talk to each other on the forum was ackward at first, but then it reminded me of the part of MTPO(Mike Tyson's Punch Out) where inbetween rounds little mac(and his black trainer) would text speak to the opponent(bald bull, king hippo, piston honda pictured below, or perhaps von keiser). the beeps made it as lifelike as 8bit could be, but it still seemed unecessary. 'v=0 carry on, happy birthday to chris
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 30th, 2008
Re:What's your favorite chain restaurant?
'v=0 i would walk in naked with a sign that said, 'im gay for rax' just to take one more trip to the endless salad bar.
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 30th, 2008
Re:church shootings
how about at least shooting up a church full of pentacostal evangelists. the world would not miss them reminds me of the time i went to a pentacostal church. i was 24 and looking for jesus. one of jesus' henchmen asked me to bring my W-2 next week so we can figure out how much money jesus needs from me. that was a moment that a gun would have been quite usefull.
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 30th, 2008
Re:european politics
reading this type of stuff makes me sweat harder than a pedophile in a Barney costume.
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 30th, 2008
Re:wheres menlo???
because his full tilt name on p5's is now his pro name 'issac baron'. therefore many of his huge scores on FT aren't included in the plb tally just a guess
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		BlueBlah
Jul 23rd, 2008
Re:WCOOP Main event
getting 2k people for that will be easier to acheive than swinging a whiffle ball bat and hitting your dad in the nuts
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		BlueBlah
Jul 12th, 2008
Re:Bought pearljammers book on poker x factor
i would guess 7-10 business days. congrats on the book
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		BlueBlah
Jul 12th, 2008
Emotional Rollercoaster for Sir Thayer..............
Rasmussen Crippled, Tripled, Then Out by Crystal on 07.11.08, 8:11 pm Thayer Rasmussen and another player got all the chips in preflop with Thayer holding the against the other players . The flop was an incredibly dramatic to give Thayer two pair and the lead while giving his opponent a gutshot straight draw. That gutshot filled when the turn came with the putting the other player back in the lead. The fell on the river and Thayer’s stack was knocked down to around 20k. A few hands later Thayer (pictured left) pushed all in and both blinds called. The other players checked down the ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		BlueBlah
Jul 11th, 2008
Re:fred durst........ wtf?
it was just fred durst acting and it was funny as shit
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 6th, 2008
Re:LOL @ FoxNews photoshopaments
fox news=integrity
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jul 3rd, 2008
Re:Obama on Patriotism sfgood
lvpokerdealer: that is OBVIOUSLY a photoshop, no WAY he would ever wear the pin and strike down my completely out of context assumptions i made earlier.
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 30th, 2008
Re:The **TRUTH** about Obama.....plz embed video MOD
this video makes 9/11 consp. videos look like a bob vila "how to build a deck" instructional vid. clay, if you thought this video was credible, and not just blatant brainwashing......you are quite vulnerable and stupid yourself
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 30th, 2008
Re:Hey Cubs fans: Suck it
it must not be easy being the stepchild team of chicago, even with a title 3 years ago
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 29th, 2008
Re:Calling Slugger, Willywoo, and TheFirm (Tragic Accident Inside)
fold preflop
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 29th, 2008
Re:My Poker Story --- no flames?
ok, now are you alerting us because you want flamers again from OT' or are you just proud of your results again'
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 25th, 2008
Re:No more Pacman Jones...now 'Adam'
fuck that
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 23rd, 2008
Re:My Poker Story --- no flames?
haven't read your thread, but this seems like a subtle brag/attention post. you weren't looking for flamers. well, at least not the flamers you are refering to
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 22nd, 2008
Re:new stars avatar imo
did he forget his luggage and had to borrow sctrojans wardrobe'
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 18th, 2008
Re:Dear wealthy Oters and oters in general
thanks man, you sound even more confident now than yesterday when you was bout to be buying yoself a bran new denali for making 55k in 2 seconds. and i mean, theres no way it can be lower than 5.50 right now right'
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 17th, 2008
Re:Babymaking songs
that list is awesome. i mean, it's like you really looked past the obvious and put a lot of thought into it. i would never have ever thought of having sex to songs like that. you are on a different level my friend, different fucking level.
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 17th, 2008
Re:imagine...
late 20th century eh' so this was in the 1990's' i would prob be starving or a real good hunter
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 17th, 2008
Re:Restaurant pet peeves
this 100% has to be a level. either that or you are really fat and lazy, except when typing about restaraunts
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:Just stiffed a waitress for the 3rd time in my life.
"The 2nd time was having lunch before work. We ordered non-alcholic frozen drinks. We were both served drinks that definitely had alcohol in them." hey donkey, last i heard, employers don't look highly upon their employees showing up with alcohol on their breath. retard
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:fetaman is my new favorite person
fetaman seems like a splice btw shortyjacksn and randomfrost. and that is not a bad thing at all
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:20 random facts about yourself (or as many as you can think of)
oh the fraternity brotherhood. such quality people there. i hope you were able to at least shit in his pillowcase
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:Restaurant pet peeves
wow, that is some angry fucking typing right there. is it red brick'
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:US OPEN or NBA GAME 5.....LIVE?????
i won't beat around the bush here............you are dumb
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:US OPEN or NBA GAME 5.....LIVE?????
US open.
Posted in: Off Topic 		BlueBlah
Jun 15th, 2008