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Pastor says all gays should be locked in electrified pen
I'll tell you another one of my idears... God doesn't want them people doin' it, so we'll make another fence inside the fence to separate the bottoms and the tops. Then them dirty homersexuals that consider themselves pitchers won't be able to do it with a fine, young, bronze-skinned, taut.... wait a minute... I mean Jesus hates 'em!!! It's in the Bible!!!
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May 21st, 2012
Tuesday stock talk/more bailouts?
FB day, who's in'
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May 18th, 2012
Swamp People fans
Mitchell Guist died this morning after what they believe to have been a seizure while traveling down the Belle River on his boat. /
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May 14th, 2012
wild animals in my home
^what he said
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May 13th, 2012
Got home safely
repost the girl scout vest pic in the very least.
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May 10th, 2012
Time Magazine
A good sign to tell when they're too old to breast feed is when they start requesting certain lingerie.
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May 10th, 2012
Friends with benefits. (not the movie)
If you were hitting it right, she'd look at you all dreamy afterwards and something more would be your call. Learn how to fuck. Oh, and pictures for fuck's sake.
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May 10th, 2012
pretty sure ive just witnessed an andy kaufman type moment
read the title and opened this 100% expecting to see Neil Hamburger
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May 9th, 2012
Mariano Rivera torn ACL
Out of anyone else who wore 42 and was grandfathered in when they retired Jackie - was/is he the last one around'
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May 4th, 2012
Mariano Rivera torn ACL
I've been saving my 5000th post, and didn't know what I was going to do with it, but as a die-hard bomber fan, this is as good a place as any. I'm confident in Robertson by now, but if I have to guess, I'd say this was the end for Rivera. If he does return, he won't be the same, and we'll have already chosen another closer (hopefully D. Robertson does as well taking over as Rivera did for Wetteland). Go get 'em, kid....
Posted in: Off Topic 		cdmalgee
May 3rd, 2012
Obama kills it last night.
I love both gin and wwoo, but it gets really tough on those of us who blocked killingbird when you keep quoting his drivel.
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Apr 30th, 2012
Pokerstars buying Fulltilt poker reportedly
The DOJ's announcement at 12 EST, today.
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Apr 24th, 2012
How can we reduce property tax?
1) If your city assessment is much higher than what you paid for the house, inform the city/county of that, and have the assessor come back knowing that information. 2) Don't live in a location that has a long line of democrats running the place.
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Apr 24th, 2012
The first and last time I tried sizzurp.
apparently 'pussy' is your appropriate dosage.
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Apr 23rd, 2012
Swimming Pool Maintenance
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Apr 20th, 2012
OT, What was the first movie you ever saw (in theater)?

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Apr 18th, 2012
Not Quite Threadworthy (OT's Dumping Ground) - April 2012
Ankiel is the one that deserves the cameo - what a hose. I think the 3rd base coach made a pretty good decision not to send him.
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Apr 18th, 2012
Science Saved My Soul..
Men are to blame, not mankind. Those men that continue to spread those centuries old stories do so at the cost of the growth of humanity, and the tool they use is religion. We blame those that think it's okay to kill others in the name of God. To say it's the fault of mankind is to ignore the obvious - similar to the TSA "randomly" searching 3 old women, but not patting down the 25 year old middle eastern man in hopes of not profiling or offending. The common thread is religion - you can blame all of mankind if you like, but you'd be the one acting unintelligently.
Posted in: Off Topic 		cdmalgee
Apr 17th, 2012
Going out on top.
you'll always get me with that name, LS. I can't think of a baseball player that I dislike more than Cal Ripken. When Manny was in Boston it was close. It's to the point where I wish the Kevin Costner thing were true. It may have a lot to do with Gehrig being my favorite of all-time. If it weren't for the 8 games in 39, and the disease so rare that it was named after him - He'd have to be up there. His last full season he tied his lowest season batting avg at .295 (career .340). 29 homers, .932 OPS, his 6th World Series ring - I guess it's tough to go out on top of your career when you've ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		cdmalgee
Apr 17th, 2012
Going out on top.
Is that supposed to be some sort of a joke' Final season .239 hitter. Only thing he was on top of was little boys for his own pleasure - fuck Ripken, and fuck him stealing Gehrig's record with that slightly above mediocre career that somehow wound up in the HOF. Career .276 hitter and only 2 gold gloves over wayyyyyyyyyyy too long of a career. He hits one dinger in his farewell (good riddance) All Star game and people think he was worth a shit' Worst answer in this thread, LS - seriously, the Len Bias joke was a better answer.
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Apr 16th, 2012
Lefty-1 Bird-0
I saw a Lefty thread with 5 stars and 3 pages after 7 hours. I knew my day was about to get a little bit better. I didn't realize how much. Fan fucking tastic.
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Apr 12th, 2012
Former friends with benefits now pregnant. Super nervous!!
who cares if they're horny - I thought the reason to bang preggers chicks is to let it loose when you're balls deep'
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Apr 11th, 2012
Santorum Drops Out of GOP Race
wish you were right, burro - you obviously didn't get to see his ridiculous speech today, though.
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Apr 10th, 2012
Tuesday stock talk/more bailouts?
if you've got that figured out, it should be an easy game for you, too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		cdmalgee
Apr 10th, 2012
Drove over to check out Kid Rock's new house (pics)
That house on the water for 350k'!!!!!! The house across the street for less than 90'!!''! I'll take two.
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Apr 5th, 2012
Hiking and backpacking
I have to imagine a canoe livery is tough to come by on the real isolated sections of most rivers. I'm sure that someone would be able to arrange a trip for you. The headwaters of the james are incredible. Mountain views, wildlife galore, you paddle past Natural Bridge, plenty of small whitewater to keep it interesting, very clear water in the summer, lots of islands to set up camp on. You can do it in 4 days, or you can go 5 days and get a lot of fishing in. You only go through one town that entire time, and the only other stuff that reminds you of being part of humanity are cars going over ...
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Apr 5th, 2012
Hiking and backpacking
I don't - I'd love to help. I have an SOT that's better suited for long trips and fishing. I'm taking it over a 3+ and more than a dozen 2's this weekend, and it's great - obviously nothing like great falls, though.
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Apr 5th, 2012
Hiking and backpacking
Ha - I portaged a dam two weeks ago when the water was high. The water being up made the landing for the portage steep and muddy, and it was within 20 feet of the dam, so it was trying to suck you down river the whole time I was trying to land. Foutight knows this because of FB, but I'm currently paddling the entire length of the James River (longest river in the nation entirely contained in one state). I'm hoping to be done by the end of this summer, but that was the last expected portage of the trip. The james river association only recognizes 5 people as having paddled from source to sea. ...
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Apr 5th, 2012
Not Quite Threadworthy (OT's Dumping Ground) - April 2012
I was just looking at a porn, and the chick has what I can only think is a prehensile tail. It's not even labeled as such - like it was just a surprise when he started doing her butt while they were in the woods. WTF'
Posted in: Off Topic 		cdmalgee
Apr 2nd, 2012
Hiking and backpacking
If you're trying to thru hike the AT - spend the money on the water filter. I absolutely love my Katadyn, and I'm not even usually on water as clean as what you find on the trail (crystal clear trout streams, but keep an eye out for beaver prints). I'm more of a paddler than a hiker, but the planning is similar, and since my iPhone has satellite imagery and the GPS function is better than my handheld Garmin (
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Apr 2nd, 2012