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Re:Stand Up Comedians
Sarah Silverman (shes female obv but hilarious as it gets..shes funniest women worlwide IMO) Ed Byrne from UK i think , Dana Gould..
Posted in: Off Topic 		chiktzbaao
Nov 18th, 2008
Re:Why must people call out your DB after losing a hand??I know im on a huge downswing,dont remind me!!!
Its completly retarded 2 "diss" other players over their stats..First of all its rude and very lame in some ways ..PLUS its making the games tougher (nittier) and thats money lost for the smartass stats-stalker AND myself..especially in PLO-8 anyone playing funny hands in unusually ways is a gift for my ( and your) bankroll..so pleeease shut up! Tyvm and gl
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Aug 8th, 2008
Re:Fodder for UB haters - Rizen Resigns -
They are Cheaters its a shady company..nice decision 2 resign i guess..not exactly a tuff one though IMO (and everyone elses who actually can read or think..and im not THAT big of a thinker.. i read a lot..but thats another story and not interesting at all )
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Jul 4th, 2008
Re:New FTP Avatar Suggestions
Milhouse would be a blast but i think hes copyrighted since he made it fairly big and was voted simpson-character of the year who isnt acctually a Simpson.. but if he gets signed by Fulltilt id change my avatar in a heartbeat, eventhough my Gecko served me well all those years!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Jul 4th, 2008
Re:Absolute's new Fame program steals it's customers' money!
Please memorize following statement and act accordingly: Do not play onlinepoker on the following sites: Absolutepoker, Ultimatebet Do not eat the following animals: Spiders, Wolverines Thanks 4 listening and gl 2 all
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Jul 4th, 2008
Re:New FTP Avatar Suggestions
yeah please..maybe Rubbersoul can get away from that puking-zombieprostitute if he has more choices
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Jul 4th, 2008
Re:How does Lil and the other top pros do it - Lil a respnse would also be cool
Rape some random animal, preferably a fairly small one 2 gain that precious edge - a random sheep should most times do the job, if its a really big event with $$$ at stake go 4 the homerun and hunt urself a wofverine! Go big or go home! GL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
May 16th, 2008
Re:home game i was at just got robbed at gun point.... wtf
as far as i understand its the GUNS..Tom dwan has a gun (allegedly) those robbers had a gun 2..THAT is a connection buuuut A FUCKING WEAK ONE!! Free tom dwan asap...hes NOT black hes ONE person and not the bravest streetkid whatsoever (all.)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
May 16th, 2008
Re:Pearljammer and shaundeeb
only heard 2 minutes of cardplayer-TV with shaundeeb..he sounded very boring,cold and arrogant, so i turned it off (straightforward logical move). He comes across like a methhead short on feelings and self-absorbed....on the other hand he really IS obese..''!! Leaves me thinking WTF'' Pearljammer and his girlfriend seem nice and normal in a positve way and i watched this eppisode from A-Z. I hope my analysis is somewhat helpfull and makes it easier for my interested readers 2 point-out which the fat & obnoxious one could possibly be! GL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
May 16th, 2008
Re:Congressmen trying to stop UIGEA from taking effect!! Please help.
..could those politicians let people play poker already..ITS THEIR MONEY AND LIFE-nobody gets hurt and its a fun activity btw. Those lameasses forget its still DEMOCRACY ..mind ur own buisness..I hate those idiots gettin off on tellin people how they are supposed 2 live
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Apr 22nd, 2008
Re(1): stars petition: remove "Find a Team PokerStars Player..." feature
hello Mr. Timcaum! i hope stars will be doin their best 2 solve those problems mentioned in ur post ..the whole situation seems 2 be quite serious and it has 2 be done SOMETHING!! gl
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Mar 6th, 2008
Re(1): I quit the crap
some people even get mad if they are winning like:"Thats what u get for calling with AQ"..slightly retarded in my opinion...nice post i agree, and thats something u may be proud of isnt it'!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Feb 26th, 2008
Re(3): JJPRodigy interview - exclusive stuff!!!!!!
Please stop that cheating asap jj u little ass..it seriously is enough already.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Jan 13th, 2008
Re(1): If you could only give one piece of poker advice to make some one a better tourney player what would it be?????
try 2 hit a flop now and then..play shorthanded sngs 4 flopplaypractice be brave have patience ur time will come (maybe) gl
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Jan 12th, 2008
Re(1): im terrible
My advice would be (shortened version):-Play more..gain experience -Dont call nearly 100% RAISE or FOLD... NEVER play ur hand call/call/call..FOLD saw this play in SNGs i took part in at one of those pokersites not open to americans unfortunately ( GOOD 4 ME HHHAAAHAHHAHHAALOOAOLAALLA...)pretty often recently at buyins around 20-50$ and i PROMISE U its not makin u ANY money in the shortrun the longrun or ANY imaginable period of time (picture this!..picture LIGHTYEARS multiplied lightyears) Another play i saw sometimes is the minbet on flop into a pot contestet by 3-4 players that has been ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 20th, 2007
Re(3): Ivey...is kinda good
thats what makesme lol..very very good ZAURG..100% on point..used that obvious chance 4 a lolable response precisly..short but fuckinfunny tyvm
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 7th, 2007
Re(2): How do you draw the line between Multi-Accounting and getting disconnected and logging on through someone eles computer
if ur a serious tourney-pro u should have at least 2-3 Internets 2 back ur shit up with a safety net otherwise play playmoney with ur sisters gameboy!gl
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 7th, 2007
Re(3): whose won the most pca seats
not me..i won 0 of them PCA-seats!gl
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 7th, 2007
Re(2): wish me luck
gl!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 7th, 2007
Re(7): poker laptops
mac book/mac book pro i recommend really very much 2 the fullest!its from apple..apple macintosh ..NICE..it works with 0% worms and things like that noone really likes (system-breakdowns) + top-notch design++1 $ from each macbook G14 (white) sold goes 2 a fund which is used 2 help some older women (prostitutes 2 name it)that dont get that many clients anymore throughout the decades..SIGH..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 6th, 2007
Re(3): Is poker even considered cool anymore?
is Poker even considered cool anymore' actually ..YES! no problems here
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Dec 6th, 2007
Re(4): I do not know where to begin, but here it goes....
what is an average ROI for those 22$ 9-handed-Turbos'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Nov 30th, 2007
Re(1): Instructional Video...Back Up
HELLO! loaded down your video it starts with Quicktime but theres no sound and what makes things worse there isnt even no picture the entire screen just white. Quicktime tells me i need software plugin..2 make long and extremly boring story short -no help there video still doesnt work..what can i do..is there any solution will i ever see that video''
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Nov 30th, 2007
Re(2): If I was a pro Id be a genious
OP..first of all nice thread!Nice HH and u posted it well structured what makes reading it worthwhile plus that hand itself is one of a kind if u know what i mean, a tricky one even for a guy like me growin up in an HH environment. 2 the HAND: u had KJ that could be worse but dont feel 2 safe because villain CAN have an A! also watch that guy disconnecting quit a bit could very easy be a tell/bluff I dont say u played bad..just say its not not opposite day so icant possibly ensure u didnt play that hand not so good!Ur main thought that ud be a genious if ud be a pro is somewhat futuristic ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Nov 23rd, 2007
Re(2): Podcast Featuring Annette_15 and BKiCe Now Available!
me 2!! already did
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Oct 25th, 2007
Re(1): New poker term
....intresting stuff..so is any bitch+ number just that bitch with a number(numbered 2 through t by bitches kicker/number'!)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(1): Meaning of insta min check/raise
studied those situations somewhat acute and came 2 following conclusions: that bold minraise donkey either has a very big hand...nothing at all ...a big draw or a weakish draw maybe in rare situations even a huge draw 2 a draw(backdoornuts) certainly he is drawing 2 a pair almost everytime+plus he might be holding up 2 two overcards on ragged flops...how 2 adjust'! PUSH everytime u get minraised go allinn that could win pot right there and people will notice for sure and only minraise if strong..seriously there are unbelievable amounts of minraises/minreraises outhere nowadays-dont believe ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(2): Phillip Hellmuth question
yeah lol at phillip..sounds like u wanna ask him 2 get married( somehow)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(1): In the end how good were Gold and Moneymaker?
as far is my read goes Gold is a very strong RAZZ player although he gets a little confused in Horse-MTTs when games change kinda quick.I guess it would be much easier if theyd play stud8 IMMEDIATELY after the RAZZ part to give Jamie G. more time 2 adjust without drawing slim 2 his Razz low when actually Stud-HIGH is announced. Moneymaker plays nlh tourneypoker not bad what helped him 2 win the WSOP that other day and he seems 2 be friendly! But the upcoming shark and already one of my top-favorite player is that guy rockin that 2007wsop..forget his name but his style of playin Poker remains. ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chiktzbaao
Aug 31st, 2007