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Re:A Day in the Life of JaspudUF
This is Rounders, this is Pulp Fiction.... there should never be a sequel. Take the money and run lol. Epic
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Apr 5th, 2010
Re:Ran Good for a Week
where do i find this podcast'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 5th, 2009
Re:your favorite poker quote
mine are both from stuey 1. Its hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Dont let anyone tell you different. Think about what its like sitting at a poker table with ppl whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But thats the way it is at the poker table. If you dont believe me, then you're the lamb thats going off to the slaughter 2. See, in my world- the world of high stakes gin and poker- we play for cold, hard cash. Its a business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks card ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jun 24th, 2009
Re:FASTEST EVER START BY A PRO???
brian townsand went from .25/.50 to playin that sick plo/he game with farha and lyle berman didnt he' that was like a 2 yr jump..... madsen had that one sick month
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
May 23rd, 2009
Re(4): Which live pro....
i had all these ppl lined up until someone mentioned annie duke..... just picture, with her personality and the way she gets mad about EVERYTHING, she would throw an epic hissyfit and im still giggling about hal lebarsky
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Mar 22nd, 2008
Re(6): 24hr session 500$ to 2000$
lots and lots of errors, gut shot calls, min raises, calling raises pre with trouble hands, just calling when the queen paired, even though u should know he didnt have 2 pair or a set because he would have tapped u after the min raise.............shouldnt be playing 2/4
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Mar 22nd, 2008
Re(2): Guys, do you treat women differently at the tables?
"women are things"- lee majors on the simpsons aaaahh that never gets old : )
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Oct 24th, 2007
Re(5): do you call?
yikes!!!!!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Oct 17th, 2006
Re(2): Action Jeff hasn't changed, he's just stealthier
wtf is the point'''''''' if ur makin thousands of dollars a day/week, y would u ever care if someone else is in the top ten on some internet poker forum' especially if hes not even ranked higher then u........ the only spot that really matters is num. 1 anyways because of advertising, etc. Its gonna be a very pleasant day when someone knocks this kids teeth out......
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Oct 10th, 2006
Re(3): why not to trust anyone with a tourney
Lesson num.1, work on not going on tilt' sick beats are part of the game when all u do is play poker'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Oct 10th, 2006
Re(2): Folding AK with a low M
it depends on how many ppl are left and ur table image. I think it would be nearly impossible to make it to a final table and not have a single read on ur opponent, but the rule usually is, if u have no read on ur opponent then u should usually give them credit for a hand. unless you've been out of line lately, u have to think, what are the re raising with' aa,kk,qq,jj,1010, maybe another ak or aq. thats really only 2 hands that u'd like to see. now if your 4 handed then u prolly wont get away from it, ak is so hard to fold sometimes, but if ur 7 to 9 handed and u still will have 90k left, ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Sep 20th, 2006
Re(9): ARI #1
so its 530am and im bout to go to bed and i say, hmmm lets go to p5's to c if theres anything new, and as im clicking on it, i say to myself, its gonna be a sad sad day, the first time i come on here and bax isnt num 1 anymore, cue hand over mouth and absolute shock, i cant believe it, atleast its going to ari who is an absolute beast and a fellow horse player, but now we must deal with a fired up bax, GG ONLINE POKER : )
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Sep 18th, 2006
Re(3): HANGING WITH GANK AT HIS TOURNEY
LOL @ VARIANCE and annie duke isnt bad at all, kinda sexy actually, and think about it this way, shannons ex is a fat jobber with a pony tail, who should be lucky to even be in the same room with shannon, sounds like hes on a freeroll to me.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Sep 11th, 2006
Re(2): what is the purpose of a money blog
seems like pointless hate to me. like many have said already, bill ivey is one of the nicest most humble "18 yr old phenoms" u can meet and post his wins as well as is losses, so i dont understand where he gets bragging from. If Lee, rizen, ari, or anyone else would like to make a poker blog, putting WHATEVER they want in their own blog, then theyre entitled to, and i dont understand y u would even read them if u didnt like it. If u think someones a blogging faggot then stay off his page and beat up on him at the tables.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Aug 30th, 2006
Re(2): Free SNG Lesson feedback
Young lady u did a very good job!!!!!!!! i watched u from 3 - 11 and only left for that much needed subway break lol, but im impressed by ur short stack play and ur composure. obv there were a couple of things that i didnt agree with, or that i thought u couldve done differently, but as a whole it was a very productive and profitable lesson and i have no doubt that u will be successful in the future. dlomsb!!!!!!!!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Aug 28th, 2006
Re(5): WCOOP player of the year???
damn, i was gonna post this last week and ended up going to wendys and then pissed away my time on myspace : ( , anyways, stars should def. have this, its a no brainer.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Aug 27th, 2006
Re(4): SECURE NETWORK
does anyone ever say anything productive on this site'
Posted in: Off Topic 		chosen86
Aug 21st, 2006
SECURE NETWORK
Does anyone kno how to secure ur wireless network' i dont kno if mine is password protected
Posted in: Off Topic 		chosen86
Aug 17th, 2006
JAMIE GOLD?
this was prolly already posted already, but did anyone c his interview going into day 7''' he was talkin about how he wants to win but doesnt want the fame that comes with it. Also how he likes his privacy and i can relate/respect what hes saying. However, he seems like sort of a weird guy, idk if its because of the wsop pressure or what but he kinda has the barry sanders thing going on (my fav. running back of all time but kind of weird and doesnt like all of the fame, also like ricky williams). it wouldnt surprise me if he had a mental lapse or some sort of blow up b4 or on the final ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Aug 8th, 2006
Re(3): Full tilt poker
Gold full tilt poker jersey, ugh, good thing im not good enough to win one or i'd be offended, GET SOME BRACELETS DAMNIT, full tilt can give 10million if one of their members wins the main event but cant make a damn bracelet, how rude.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Aug 1st, 2006
Re(5): Imper1um FT Sweat
que''' is JJ playin on stars and if not then what site'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 31st, 2006
Re(2): My 20 Main Event selections
gamble ab, doesnt the shrike already have his name known, on and for my list in no order Darrel Dicken (winner i hope) Gavin Smith Phil Hellmuth Phil Ivey Colson10 Juha Hellpi The Grinder Allen Cunningham Greg Raymer Ted Forrest Greenstein Jen Harman Daniel N. Cliff Josephy The monkey : )
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 29th, 2006
Re(2): how to make silverstar
i agree with edals, it pretty much is a waste of status, and the only thing i got out of it was an autographed copy of nl and pl holdem by cloutier and mcevoy, and one of a kind by dalla, but anyways, the way i got there was 30 and 50 sngs and thats pretty much it, gl sir
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 29th, 2006
Re(5): Jeff Madsen doesn't sleep. He waits.
hahahaha that explains her/his crooked lips and retarded speach which comes out of her/his lips. and fairly decent poker playing ability : )
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 28th, 2006
Re(11): Why Phil won't win
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the best part is when the others at the table start giggling like little school girls, every single hand ive seen so far on this show has hellmuth embarassing himself
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 27th, 2006
Re(2): Jeff Madsen doesn't sleep. He waits.
JEFF MADSEN USES A LIVE RATTLESNAKE AS A CONDOM AND HE CAN LICK HIS OWN ELBOW 4 final tables including 2 bracelets and 2 3rd place finishes, in THREE DIFFERENT GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! rank this guy adam JEFF MADSEN CAN BE RANKED ON POCKETFIVES.COM WITHOUT PLAYING A SINGLE ONLINE HAND IM DONE YELLING......... mmmkay
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 27th, 2006
Re(3): Has anyone else gotten really sick of televised poker?
UNLESS THE TABLE IS STACKED, THEN THE ONLY TV POKER WORTH WATCHING IS THE LIVE TURNINGSTONE CASINO TOURNY, BAR NONE, ok i'll stop yelling now
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 18th, 2006
Re(4): Playing the other forms of poker
i completely agree with the original poster. Im so sick of seeing only holdem on tv. its gotten sooooo boring and imo, i believe that if the "public" can pick up on holdem then they can pick up on other games. norman chad would just have to expand more on the rules and they would have to show the other non holdem tournys b4 the horse one. tv viewers will know what they see on tv. dont say that it will take some time for them to pick up on these games, if theyre not going to get interested in them to begin with. ppl need to learn how to play real poker, they need to learn how to save an extra ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 18th, 2006
Re(5): GUESS who will make the final table of the MAIN EVENT?
it was so tempting to pick, ivey, gavin, or cunningham but my pick is.............GIGABET, mr dicken is playin goot. remember this post
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 15th, 2006
Re(4): Ace on River or ?
ace on the river doesnt impress at all. it seems like barry just put together the book in the attempts to make money and jump on the "book train". i read it when it first came out but maybe i should revisit it. anyways, imo, the harrington series is golden, and part 3 makes me giggle its so good. i love the workbook format : )
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		chosen86
Jul 14th, 2006