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Re(2): I <3 This Guy (Analysis Video)
sorry for the rage
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 29th, 2007
Re(1): This will cure you of Bad-Beatitis
Teaching people things on this site is akin to teaching your dog to speak english.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 21st, 2007
Re(4): PETITION FOR FOLD AND SHOW ON PSTARS
Fuck. This forum has so many donkeys. I CANT WAIT TO SHOW THE TABEL THAT I CAN FOLD KK PREFOLP! THEY'D NEVER PUSH ME AROUNED AFTER THAT! Seriously... Let me be completely honest here for a second... This is the fucking most terrible forum on the entire Internet. The software is fucking shit, the posters are trendy faggots who have no individual identity, and the moderators are like babysitters who are younger than you. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 17th, 2007
Re(5): PETITION FOR FOLD AND SHOW ON PSTARS
What is the benefit of folding and showing' I usually fold my hands to avoid showdown. Information....
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 17th, 2007
Re(1): New forum, new acronyms
Easy.. GTFO - I am a trendy douchebag. SMD - See above GFY - See above O RLY - See above, add 'my life has no purpose but to degrade humanity'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 16th, 2007
Re(5): oh really, its not a bad beat?
Yeah, I got a PM like that from him, too. What a fucking pussy.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 15th, 2007
Re(1): so ok, i know im supposed to fold but...
"I was in the mood to gamble" "I know it was a dumb play" Why the hell are you posting it then' No one feels an ounce of sympathy for you. You are a pussy. Find a new hobby and fuck the fuck off.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 8th, 2007
Re(3): typical stars low limit donks....
He's a retard. Haven't you noticed that yet'
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 8th, 2007
Re(1): EVERY TOURNAMENT I PLAY
Before someone rags on this post, it's the shitty software this forum uses that fucked up your paste.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 8th, 2007
Re(2): Insta-Min Raised, Then Shove On Flop
"With a set or AA he's probably checking or betting 1/2 to 1/3 of his stack. He isn't pushing." Uh huh, when did you get a read on this guy' It's only a hand history. You have no idea how he plays, so you have no reason to give advice.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 8th, 2007
Re(1): WTF...good call monkey! 2nd place in 180sng
What's this, a 60/40' Who the hell cares' You still got second place. Shut the fuck up.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 8th, 2007
Re(2): Shoving 33 into cl with no fold equity is obv good play
"obv he hits" Then why did you call, knowing you'd lose' Looks like you're the idiot.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 8th, 2007
Re(1): YA YA YA OBV 88 IS GOOD ON 2TT BOARD, DUMBASSHOLE IDIOT SUCKDSGALDSGALKSDG
Don't have babies. The future depends on you cutting your dick off. I'm being completely serious.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 7th, 2007
Re(2): Why i love live poker...
OP probably is a dilweed and made up the story to impress the morons on this site.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 7th, 2007
Re(1): seriously, what do i have to do to win these
railbird13 said, "i cant get a break" something tells me your opponent doesn't care.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 6th, 2007
Re(2): typical stars low limit donks....
When you say "real rare" you imply it's something run of the mill, obvious, mundane... NOT WORTH POSTING
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 5th, 2007
Re(5): I hope lee jones and anyone affiliated with pokerstars gets LUPUS
^^^ Do you even realize what game you are playing' You need to be a luckbox to go deep in any tournament so you should take your losses in stride. Posting bad beats doesn't make them go away. It makes you look like a pussy.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 5th, 2007
Re(1): guess the buyin
I'm guessing $Fuck +.You
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
Jun 4th, 2007
Re(1): 1 more "rounders" thought
Rounders is so terrible and Matt Damon is a shitty actor. I love the scene where they are playing chicago, and Mike gets dealt the Ace of spades in the hole. It does a shot of him totally popping a boner, which you'd think would be easy concealed thanks to his god-like poker skills. Also, his bluff on Johnny Chan is pretty awesome. What was it, like 10 to 1 for Chan to call, and he folds' And from that totally badass play he KNOWS he can put his entire roll on one hand. Fucking lame.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
Jun 3rd, 2007
Re(3): LUCKY accounts PwN!
Who posted that song, and what game is it from' Final Fantasy'
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
May 31st, 2007
Re(2): JUST HAS TO BE SEEN, This is pretty nuts
Only online - how do you figure'
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
May 30th, 2007
PSA for the BadBeat forum
You're all fucking retarded, whiny, crybabies who take your lives for granted. Get some perspective.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
May 29th, 2007
smooth call / cold call / flat call
Do they all mean the same thing'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
May 28th, 2007
Re(1): live 1-2 deepstacked hand vs P5er, what's your line?
If he's a poster here, he's only playing a cash game because there weren't any tournaments available. This means he has no concept of poker past the flop. Bet the turn.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
May 28th, 2007
Re(1): FOR F U C K SAKE!!!!!!!!
Every hand you've posted, you were outplayed hard. You should pick up some books or read a better forum.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
May 27th, 2007
Re(8): this isn't even bad, why do they reward these morons?
I think it's ironic when he says "don't post if you have nothing good to say."
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
May 25th, 2007
Re(2): I love Fridays!!!
I don't get why he says "obv." If it's obvious, it's not worth mentioning. What he's REALLY saying is "OH COOOME OON! THIS ISN'T FAY-AIR! I NEVER, EVER WIN AND EVERYONE WINS EXCEPT FOR ME AND I HAAAAYTE THIIIIS!"
Posted in: Bad Beats 		crushcards
May 25th, 2007
Re(2): Winning the 180s
Pocketfives is so great. All the strategy threads eventually link over to 2p2.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
May 25th, 2007
Re(3): Guys playing 9 tables. HTF??
He also likes Lincoln Park... All the cars driving around those swingsets is bad!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
May 25th, 2007
Re(1): How to deal with down swings...?
If you are making the money, you aren't in a downswing. Stop being greedy and get some perspective.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		crushcards
May 24th, 2007