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"like me, I.moved 3 times.to get closer to ruby tuesdays'" Random quote from my brain.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 30th, 2012
Is this website for real?
Trip Report - I had to take a massive dump about an hour away from Foxwoods, but decided to man it out cause I thought I could make it. My GPS took me right by Foxwoods, but in my need to take a dump state, I neglected to do the sensible thing and turn into Foxwoods. I thought, shit my GPS can't be wrong there must be a new entrance. It took me almost to Mohegan when my dump sweats started taking over, I turned around clenching my cheeks while reporting to Sprint Navigation that they suck. I made it to the Pequot Tower Parking Garage and started ripping ass. There was a family in the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 28th, 2012
Is this website for real?
Also, I had a Dream Card, but lost it, does it still take forever to get a new one and do you need one to register for tournies there' It's been a minute since I went to the sticks.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 27th, 2012
Is this website for real?
I'm taking Jaybone's advice kinda. I have vacation this week, I may be taking a last minute flight to Orlando Wednesday. So tomorrow I'm going to Foxwoods and gonna try to grind my way to a Macbook Pro. I'm playing the 10 A.M. 400 Deep Stack NL, If I bust early I'm gonna play the 2 P.M. 120 NL tourney, and if I get knocked out of that I'll grind cash til about midnight. Take any cash that I'm short of in profit below the 2200 Mac and put it on Black until I go broke or win life. fistpumps and high fives, -sheets edit: I'll say I have a 1000 BR for the day, so if I lose the the 520, I have ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 27th, 2012
Is this website for real?
Cant, has to meet certain specs for software I use.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 25th, 2012
Is this website for real?
China wholesaler living in the us' Anyone know any deals then on a macbook or a laptop equivalent'
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 25th, 2012
Is this website for real?
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Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 25th, 2012
Is this website for real?
f it im going for it, you only live once right
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 25th, 2012
Is this website for real?
well google Asus G74SX-TH71, under shopping results it will be there for $285.99. you don't have to click through. I thought google had some kind of security on showing results for shopping.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 25th, 2012
Is this website for real?
I was looking to buy a Macbook pro tonight and failed, but then I was looking at some other laptops when I came across this wholesale website. It was off a google search under "shopping results. (I googled Asus G74SX-TH71)." Then I saw they also have digital cameras for wholesale, etc. Please tell me this shit is obviously fake before I get my credit card number stolen.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 25th, 2012
Woman Fired from Lingerie Store for Being "Too Hot" (and the shocking pics)
She definitely has a penis.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 23rd, 2012
Picture A Day

Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 21st, 2012
Picture A Day
Here's a timelapse I made, I used it in SD, so the photos are only 720 x 480, then downgraded for the GIF. I exported from Premiere to MPEG 2 and it looks smooth, not sure why the gif gets wavy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 21st, 2012
Serious tipping thread.
Yesterday after 9, we stopped at the clubhouse for a dog. The chick literally took a dog out of the steamer and put it in a bun and left it on the condiment table. She said it was 2.50, I gave her a 5 and she gave me two back without saying a word. So, I said if you're going to keep the 50 cents for a tip, you might as well give me 50 cent bag of chips. She rolled her fat eyes at me, fn whore.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 21st, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
So its not called a cow lick' Head exploding.gif
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 20th, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
Turn it into a fish tank, sweetness can deposit his jellyfish.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 16th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Upload to youtube, click the film strip icon, copy paste url
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 13th, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
hahahahah
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 12th, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
=
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 12th, 2012
The Avengers
I'll take your word for it, I saw Avengers again in 3D last night and the Spiderman trailer looked better. Avengers was even better the second time around.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 10th, 2012
welp..here we go.
I think an under title should be more meaningful. Massive Black Eyebrows ftw.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 9th, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
PB & J is the tits, not a huge fan of baked potatoes though, especially as a meal. If you have a Trader Joe's near you Sweetness, they have some awesome frozen foods that are easy to prepare. Fettuccine Alfredo, Pizzas, Chicken/Curry, Chicken Tenders, Grilled Veggies, etc. Most of the shit you can microwave, but tastes better if you cook it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 9th, 2012
Food that looks better going out than coming in
> brain cupcakes >
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 8th, 2012
Food that looks better going out than coming in
Any bug that people eat, terd is way better looking.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 8th, 2012
Where's Jaybone?
I think Jay needs to think about where he's at right now. I see literally maybe 5 chicks my age during the work week. Everyone's old here, I would give a nut to be living in San Diego right now. The weather blows in the Winter, people that say they like Seasons, that's fn bullshit. I would give my other nut to live in an area without Winter and finally I'd give my shaft to live between Vegas and the Pacific, I'm keeping my head tho, that stays with me.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 8th, 2012
The Avengers
For some reason the actor in that looks like a person that has terrible breath. For this reason, I will not see this movie.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 8th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Very cool of br to offer that, I remember when he staked like 10 of us in the Sunday Million, that was awesome, thanks!
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 7th, 2012
Interviewing for a new job when you already have a job...
Assuming your boss has been working for awhile, this probably won't even faze him. People leave jobs for other jobs all the time. An email would be a pussy way to go about it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 7th, 2012
welp..here we go.
I knew I shoulda taken today off, I woulda made a trip to the Sticks.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 7th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Pretty sure you can sell your eyebrows for at least 25 bucks, gl.
Posted in: Off Topic 		dams
May 7th, 2012