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Re(1): ESPN Motorcycle Stunt: does he make it or not?
12 MPH headwind. All signs point to no.
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
Dec 31st, 2007
Re(1): Really funny kid friendly jokes
So there is two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you drive, I'll man the guns". Two antennas got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was amazing.
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
Jul 22nd, 2007
Re(10): the hotest girl u fucked
Must suck being 3'4"
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
Jun 3rd, 2007
Re(2): what the fck is the matter with america
Playing the slots isnt gambling they have huge billboards advertising 99% paybacks. The slots are kind of the new version of social security. It just takes 25 blue hairs to support the one that wins the jackpot. Why do you think they get so mad when someone under the age of 65 wins a jackpot'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Sep 29th, 2006
Re(3): Dyzalot's Political Post of the Day - 5/20/06
I think Artie was being sarcastic.
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
May 20th, 2006
Re(4): Golf
Zee, I am about a 12 handicap and I was wondering what kind of ball I should use. I want something for about $20 a dozen. I generally hit the ball high, is something like a Precept Laddie right for me'
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
May 19th, 2006
Re(4): You say school teachers dont make enough. I say Fuck You!
We knew that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
May 16th, 2006
Re(2): You say school teachers dont make enough. I say Fuck You!
LOL at being sure teachers collect unemployment during the summer. So obviously by your logic any pro athlete that plays in a league that has an offseason collects unemployment too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
May 16th, 2006
Re(1): the bad beat post trifecta
lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
May 1st, 2006
Re(3): Buying in for the table minimum
Instead of saying anyone who says or belives 'X' is ignorant, why don't you state your opinion and back it up w/ reasonable facts or ideas. Just because there is a consenus that one way to play is the best doesn't make it right. You could also say LAG is the best cash game strategy, and if you disagree you are mildy retarded. To bad saying things like that doesn't get anyone anywhere. So by being willing to take a look at more than one angle one is, in your words, "ignorant and/or unitelligent and denying facts". What facts is one denying when they look at the advantages of buying in short'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 30th, 2006
Re(5): Buying in for the table minimum
Jacob, how exactly do you go about killing implied odds by making good reads' This is a theory I have never heard before. You are claiming that you are able to tell when people have flopped a set or other disguiesed hand like a straight. How does having a larger stack help you make a more accurate read' One of the strengths, as I see it, of buying in short is the ability to handicap your opponents implied odds. You are claiming to be able to reduce your opponents implied odds to nill purely by determing w/ 100% accuracy what is in their hand, and I don't believe you. Care to expand on your ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 30th, 2006
Re(4): Party Poker down?
Ha, you and 20,000 other people.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 26th, 2006
Re(2): HU etiquette when player goes DISCO?
If I were to give it back I would take out what I paid in rake.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 26th, 2006
Re(2): Ongame Network Poker Classic Skimming?
That is how all sites operate. There is a rake on the satellite, and the money in the prizepool goes towards paying the full entry fee. The full entry fee includes rake. So pokerroom isn't the only place 'skimming', every other poker room online or othwise 'skims'.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 25th, 2006
Re(1): So it finally happend - PokerRoom Hacked.
PokerRoom has been conspiciously silent since the JJ and ZeeJustin fiascos. They used to have a presence on these boards, but I haven't seen them post in awhile.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 18th, 2006
Re(1): Green100b at $100+9 FT Party Poker
Got your table open, GL.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 15th, 2006
Re(3): iMsoLucky0 closing in on Bellagio win
I could be wrong, but I thought it was Stu Ungar. *edit* as in last name spelled w/ an 'a'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 15th, 2006
Re(3): Party $75 free....what to do???
For most of these offers you actually have to log in to the client. So you don't get a notification email.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 14th, 2006
Re(3): WOW
There is a house in my hometown at the top of a T intersection. People ran into the living room so many times they have 3 giant boulders in the front yard. When I was in highschool they just had a brick ring around one of the trees, but someone managed to get past the brick embankment to they have to fortify. There has also been a for sale sign in the yard for the better part of 8 years. I will now attempt to sketh it.... ---------------- l l l house l l l ---------------- ----- ltreel ------ ___ ___ ___ l__ l l__ l l__ l <------ boulders _____________________________________ - - - - ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
Apr 14th, 2006
Re(3): Party $75 free....what to do???
I'm just sitting w/ all of the $50 I got for free. Planning on jumping levels until I go broke.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 14th, 2006
Re(1): Final table 35k stars
gl gl
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 14th, 2006
Re(1): Does anyone know Johnster from Stars?? Cause this stunk!!!
Maybe I'm stupid, but I can't believe you called 16,000 more w/ KT.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		darbong
Apr 14th, 2006
Re(1): NOw this guy is too nice (p5's guy)
It is probably not a good idea to post a clear example of softplaying. That can be interpreted by many as collusion. *edit* and we all know how collusion talk fires up this board.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 9th, 2006
Re(3): What prevents poker sites from taking all our Neteller money?
Worst thread ever.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 6th, 2006
Masters fans....
Live coverage of 11, 12, and 13 here.... Click on 'Amen Corner Live'
Posted in: Off Topic 		darbong
Apr 6th, 2006
Re(3): Sharkscope Changes - now with ROI
Good idea, but I don't think I have paid $175 in rake over those 85 sngs. My average buyin is $12 so essentially I pay $1 and change in rake for every sng. That still makes me a $80 something loser w/ a positive ROI.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 6th, 2006
Re(1): Sharkscope Changes - now with ROI
The numbers still don't make any sense. According to their database I have played 85 sng's w/ and average buyin of $12. I have lost $175 total and have an average profit of -$1, giving me an ROI of 11%' I'm not a statistician, I can't even spell the word, but how can I have a positive ROI when I'm a losing player'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 6th, 2006
Re(10): Rudy89 DID NOT SCAM ANYONE?
Shrug, I guess not. Usually I try and prevent my friends from flushing $200 down the drain. I guess you have different views. Anyways, I'm sorry for personally attacking you, I really don't care who got scammed and who did or didn't do it.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 5th, 2006
Re(8): Rudy89 DID NOT SCAM ANYONE?
I wasn't implying you were slow because it took you any length of time to reply to my post. I was implying you were slow because you were talking to your friend for the whole transaction and allowed him to send first to a person he didn't know. I do understand you play poker, I just don't understand how you can be so stupid.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 5th, 2006
Re(2): TOP GUN Update
I voted by logging into the client and going to the MTT lobby. Scroll down, his 'tourney' is towards the bottom of the list of players, and vote by registering like you would for a tourney.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		darbong
Apr 5th, 2006